So I’ve returned from the dead. And it was a transcendental experience. Like one of those California, peyote fueled spirit journeys that most of the Eagles indulged in back in the 1970s I faced my demons and have come back with enlightenment. Or at least, I’m five pounds lighter from profuse sweating.
Yes, I have new insights. For instance, I’ve discovered that every third news story involves Elon Musk, Twitter and Hunter Biden. And what I realize is that none of this stuff will move the needle at all. Now sure, Elon Musk can do a lot of good if he turns Twitter into a meaningful business. And the first thing he should do is come up with a better name. Twitter just sounds hopelessly lame. Musk is a tech guy who makes rocket ships. He should rename it “Atom Smasher” or “This Island Earth” or something cool like that. But whatever. The main thing is he needs to make this expensive toy a money maker and a business opportunity that does something useful. Telling me about past management shilling for the Democrats is fine but it’s old news.
And all the rest of the news is the Republicans reporting on how hated Joe Biden is and the Democrats reporting on how beloved Joe Biden is. Not exactly must see tv. There was a little bit of news coming out of Florida. DeSantis continues to telegraph his legislative and administrative actions. And that makes him sound more and more like a 2024 candidate. And that is problematic.
Hopefully DeSantis is smart enough to recognize that the GOP establishment is setting him up to be the Trump-killer. And hopefully he realizes that attempting to fulfill that role will make him radioactive to at least twenty percent of the Republican electorate. That is not a good look for him. A better idea would be to have a sit down with Trump and thrash out a path forward for both of them. That’s what grownups would do. And DeSantis would have to swallow a lot of pride because Trump has already attacked him pretty hard in the last month or so. Let’s face it Trump is one of the prickliest personalities in the world. He needs a press secretary whose job should be to prevent him from saying anything about people who could do him some good.
But there’s no way around it. Unless Trump is imprisoned by the Justice Department, he will be the 2024 Republican candidate for president. And DeSantis is a very young man. He’s doing extraordinary work in Florida. Some might say being the governor of Florida is more powerful that being a Republican president of the United States. He can continue to make Florida the envy of the nation. And honestly, being Trump’s running mate would be a much, much better idea. Since it seems that the Democrats have managed to game the Electoral College permanently there’s not much upside to going to war with Trump to possibly get the nomination but certainly alienate the Trump voters and lose in the general election.
So yes, I’m back and I’m surrounded by boring and stupid stuff as far as the eye can see. By tomorrow I should be energized back to 75%. And I’ll be able to opine on some of this dreck. Today, this is what I could do. Enjoy your weekend.