What a crazy week. Thursday has thrown the Left into a tailspin. It’s been a one-two punch. The debate shocked them into realizing that Dementia Joe really is Dementia Joe. That was the jab. But then they realized that the Bidens and apparently the Obamas and the Clintons want Joe to stagger forward with the campaign. Without the Bidens concession, the delegates will have to confirm Joe’s candidacy. The was the right cross. So, they’re looking around and trying to figure out what the hell to do.
And the squealing is marvelous. Whole divisions, whole armies of hysterical losers have been thrown into an uproar. They can’t imagine how this could be possible. “All the experts told us that Joe was razor sharp behind closed doors. He’s like a super-computer, spitting out facts and figures with the machine-like precision of some kind of futuristic artificial intelligence. He’s the Biden 9000.”
Yeah, not so much. Dr. Jill gives him his oatmeal and egg whites and if he’s a good enough boy he’ll get an ice cream cone for lunch but they can only drag out one of those “state of the union” Adderall, dog and pony shows every six months. More often than that would probably kill him. So stupid Joe is what they get.
“But Trump lied!” Sure, Trump exaggerates when he talks. He’s a salesman. That’s what they do. But at least he’s an honest liar. He’s telling you the elevator pitch for what really exists. But Biden is a congenital liar. He lies as often as the rest of us breathe. And any resemblance between his story and reality is purely coincidental. He couldn’t stop lying if his life depended on it. It’s who he is. The funniest moment of the debate is when Biden claimed that he had a six handicap in golf. Trump made a wry face and started laughing at him. When Joe quibbled about it, Trump ended by saying “Please, let’s not act like children.” And when Donald Trump tells you you’re being childish you know you’ve hit bottom.
So now Biden has gone back on the campaign trail with Dr. Jill and he’s embracing his hollowed-out cerebral cortex as a badge of courage. “I may not be able to walk, talk, count to four, control my bowels or remember my name but I’m not a liar. I’m simply a mental patient.” Four more years! Four more years!
It’s a lot of fun. And it’s worked out almost impossibly well for Trump. The undeniable truth of just how unqualified Joe Biden is to be the commander in chief of the US armed forces is permanently on view from Thursday’s debate. There’s just no way to deny what we saw. And this should be enough to eliminate the honest voters who hate both Trump and Biden. Now at worst, they’ll vote for no one. It will be, in their minds, indefensible to put Biden in possession of the nuclear football. But chances are, at least some of them will vote for Trump. And that may be enough to overcome the fraud campaign in the Great Lakes states. Not definitely but plausibly.
And the panic this has inspired has been echoing around the internet like a cannon shot. The first few opinion polls have seen Trump get a boost of a few points. Probably by Tuesday more data will appear. That should tell me whether I should be dancing in the street or just chuckling over a temporary panic by the lunatics.
But it has made my weekend pleasant. Thanks Joe.
Update:
Biden’s lies are substantial.
