The Democrats have discovered they have a Biden problem. Actually, two Biden problems. The bigger problem is that his presidency is an unmitigated dumpster fire. The smaller problem, but still a large one if you can’t rest on the laurels of a successful term in office, is that he’s a creepy weirdo who lies constantly.
In 2020 Biden ran against what COVID had done to the country. All Biden had to do was sit in the bunker and blame Donald Trump for everything the Left had done in 2020. They orchestrated the Goerge Floyd riots and they used COVID to wreck the economy and hold us prisoner for two years. And then they used COVID to institute absentee ballots and drop boxes and before you knew it, we got President Biden.
Well, Biden got his four years of misery and trying to use debt spending to prop up the economy and now he’s made a hash of it and we’ve got runaway inflation. And the George Floyd riots have metastasized into a permanent breakdown of law and order.
So, the Democrats have destroyed the two things America was known for; prosperity and order. And now they have to run on that record. Oops!
But Plan B is running on Joe Biden’s likeability. Imagine being handed that assignment; of putting together that ad campaign. Even Don Draper himself would throw up his hands and run away.
Just last week the Democrats wanted to put together a satirical ad where Biden challenges Trump to debates. And even though the commercial was only fifteen seconds long they needed something like five cuts to patch together usable video of the stuttering, muttering Biden. He’s become a living embodiment of the fictional computer-generated Max Headroom with his glitching, stuttering delivery.
But it’s not just his failing speech center and other brain functions that’s the problem. If he were this normal human that was slowly descending into senility there might be a kind of sympathy for his condition, a rooting for the underdog. But Biden is not a likeable guy. He’s repellant. His various acts have been on display for decades and none of them is attractive.
Probably his defining characteristic is dishonesty. He lies about his record. He lies about his motivations. He lies about his qualifications. He lies about individual facts that are easily verifiable. Just a few days ago he claimed that when he took over in January of 2021 the inflation rate was 9%. In point of fact, it was 1.4%. And then he finished off by saying that now he had brought the rate back down to 3% which is also a lie. So, when various Democrat talking heads talk about Biden building trust with voters it’s a little hard to imagine how that would happen.
If I were the Republicans, I’d run commercials made out of nothing but video of Biden lying. Lying about COVID, lying about crime, lying about the economy, lying about the Ukraine, lying about Hunter, lying about his own political record. And then just lying about anything at random, like cannibals eating his Uncle Bosey.
Wait, I take that back. They should also make some commercials showing video of him sidling up to women and children. Fondling them, sniffing their hair and standing way too close to them when they can’t escape his clutches. And then someone can read what his daughter said about him showering with her when she was a teenager. That would be the perfect way to let the voters get to know the real Joe Biden.