So, something happened to Yellowstone. I think Kevin Costner got sick of playing cowboy “JR” and quit. Well, good. It’s a bizarre nighttime soap with a cast of characters that run the gamut from absurd, to revolting to demented. Now granted, the visuals of Montana and the use of excellent non-mainstream country music does make watching the show interesting from time to time. But it’s still a weird and wacky cartoon in my opinion. But Camera Girl loves her some psycho-drama. So of course we’re in.
And the current situation does appear to be headed for a small screen Armageddon. The first episode opens up with John Dutton (Costner’s character) dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound in the Montana Governor’s mansion. His insanely driven daughter Beth and his likeable son Kayce converge on the scene to plan what to do about the death of their father. But Beth is already sure that the death is murder set in motion by their adopted brother Jamie.
And she’s right. The flashbacks show that Jamie is in cahoots with a vixen from a hedge fund company that will do anything including murder to get their hands on Dutton’s land to build a resort and airport complex. And we see deals being made with black ops contractors and other ridiculous things.
Okay, so this could be a lot of fun. I already know how I think this will end. Kayce Dutton’s son is half Indian. I’m guessing the ranch becomes a Native American possession with Kayce as the steward of the land on behalf of his son. It goes along with a bunch of anti-colonial jibber jabber that Kayce’s wife was spouting a couple of years ago.
But the fun will be a full-fledged shooting war between the Dutton Ranch and the bad guys. Who knows, there could even be tanks and helicopters with sidewinder missiles. Kayce is the head of the livestock police (really?) and apparently that gives him access to armored vehicles and other military grade equipment. He’s not just the dog catcher.
There will be bullets and rocket propelled grenades and all kinds of ridiculous stuff going on. And as a finale Beth has sworn a blood oath that the last thing Jamie sees before he dies is Beth laughing at him. Now that I’d like to see. Because it is the outcome that the show has been working up to from the beginning. Beth is barking-at-the-moon crazy but Jamie is a cowardly, smarmy, disloyal worm and seeing him get terminated by Beth will be enormously cathartic. Of course, I’m pretty sure Beth and a bunch of other characters will probably end up dead too. But that would make the whole crazy thing a little less improbable. So sure, why not?
So, bring it on, bring it on, bring it on. Let the lead fly and let all the cowboys, cowboy up. We’re headed for the last roundup and when the dust settles all the black hats will be pushing up daisies and one cowboy and one Indian and their son will be left living happily ever after. How can you not love that? Well, sorta.