Hunter’s Laptop and Ashley’s Diary

It’s not hard to believe that the Bidens are the most dysfunctional and stupid people in Washington DC.  But call it my suspicious nature, it seems like a ridiculous coincidence that the famous Hunter laptop and the Ashley diary were both hot items during the 2020 election cycle.  Honestly, is there no end to the shenanigans that the Deep State and its various factions come up with?

It’s very reminiscent of the pizzagate gag.  The Dems come up with an atrocious story that would be unbelievable if it weren’t for how depraved people like the Clintons and Bidens are.  Then they use it as a trap to paint people on our side as conspiracy theorists.  But in this case I assume the intent was to entrap anyone who received the material and that way give the FBI an excuse to snoop in their computers looking for dirt.

Of course it’s possible Hunter and Ashley Biden are just the stupidest and most careless people living.  And that these blunders just reflect their moronic mentality.  But I have to say it flies in the face of the laws of probability.  Now it can’t be ruled out that intelligence agents tried to expose these documents in an attempt to warn the world just how horrible Dementia Joe and his mutant strain really are.  If that is the case they didn’t reckon with how equally stupid the public is and how shamelessly corrupt the media has become.

I guess the only good these documents will be is when the historians of the future look at them, they’ll be able to gauge just how corrupt our politics were.  Maybe a future Suetonius will write a “Lives of the Bidens.”  Then history can decide how Joe and Hunter stack up against Tiberias and Caligula.  Maybe he can throw the Clintons and Obamas in to add comic relief.

But all this weirdness can’t help but depress anyone considering the caliber of people that are “leading” America.  Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, John Kerry.  It just goes on and on.  And I’m not even scratching the surface.  Think of the third tier of losers, General Milley, “Rachel” Levine, Pete Buttigieg.  It’s a virtual freakshow all the way down.

I guess I’m just whining but wouldn’t it be an amazing revolution if we could purge our politics of weirdos?  In the old days (pre-Clinton) just the hint of a sex or money scandal around a presidential candidate was the kiss of death.  Now it’s almost a form of endearment.  Maybe we can compromise.  Maybe the candidates can admit the whole gamut of sexual and monetary sins they’ve committed but swear a blood oath with their heads on the chopping block that while in office they promise to adhere in their official actions to the Ten Commandments.  I think that would go a long way to cleaning up the horror show we currently have on display in DC.  If nothing else, it would give much more interest and meaning to impeachment procedures.  And it would allow us to hire one new civil servant.  The Executioner.  But would he work for the Executive, Legislative or Judicial branch of government?  Decisions, decisions.