It’s not hard to believe that the Bidens are the most dysfunctional and stupid people in Washington DC. But call it my suspicious nature, it seems like a ridiculous coincidence that the famous Hunter laptop and the Ashley diary were both hot items during the 2020 election cycle. Honestly, is there no end to the shenanigans that the Deep State and its various factions come up with?
It’s very reminiscent of the pizzagate gag. The Dems come up with an atrocious story that would be unbelievable if it weren’t for how depraved people like the Clintons and Bidens are. Then they use it as a trap to paint people on our side as conspiracy theorists. But in this case I assume the intent was to entrap anyone who received the material and that way give the FBI an excuse to snoop in their computers looking for dirt.
Of course it’s possible Hunter and Ashley Biden are just the stupidest and most careless people living. And that these blunders just reflect their moronic mentality. But I have to say it flies in the face of the laws of probability. Now it can’t be ruled out that intelligence agents tried to expose these documents in an attempt to warn the world just how horrible Dementia Joe and his mutant strain really are. If that is the case they didn’t reckon with how equally stupid the public is and how shamelessly corrupt the media has become.
I guess the only good these documents will be is when the historians of the future look at them, they’ll be able to gauge just how corrupt our politics were. Maybe a future Suetonius will write a “Lives of the Bidens.” Then history can decide how Joe and Hunter stack up against Tiberias and Caligula. Maybe he can throw the Clintons and Obamas in to add comic relief.
But all this weirdness can’t help but depress anyone considering the caliber of people that are “leading” America. Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, John Kerry. It just goes on and on. And I’m not even scratching the surface. Think of the third tier of losers, General Milley, “Rachel” Levine, Pete Buttigieg. It’s a virtual freakshow all the way down.
I guess I’m just whining but wouldn’t it be an amazing revolution if we could purge our politics of weirdos? In the old days (pre-Clinton) just the hint of a sex or money scandal around a presidential candidate was the kiss of death. Now it’s almost a form of endearment. Maybe we can compromise. Maybe the candidates can admit the whole gamut of sexual and monetary sins they’ve committed but swear a blood oath with their heads on the chopping block that while in office they promise to adhere in their official actions to the Ten Commandments. I think that would go a long way to cleaning up the horror show we currently have on display in DC. If nothing else, it would give much more interest and meaning to impeachment procedures. And it would allow us to hire one new civil servant. The Executioner. But would he work for the Executive, Legislative or Judicial branch of government? Decisions, decisions.
This week marked the resurfacing of Buckaroo’s sidekick, “The Parmesan Kid.” Hunter has returned to the spotlight with new tales of his incomparable lust for life. And it’s hard to imagine that anything he could say at this point could compare with his former exploits. A man who captures video of himself having sex with underage girls surely has already hit bottom. But for the sake of having something new with which to sell his new book, Hunter shares the trials and tribulations of his search for remnant crumbs of crack cocaine in his carpet. Apparently, parmesan cheese and Cheetos dust resemble crack cocaine when you’re as strung out and stupid as the son of Dementia Joe.
Now we’ve had loser relatives of the president before. Jimmy Carter had his brother “Billie Beer” Carter who would urinate on Air Force One’s tire on the tarmac when the urge hit him. And Chelsea Clinton was guaranteed to embarrass the country if for no other reason than her parents are Bill and Hillary. But Hunter is in a class of his own. Here’s a guy who impregnates a stripper, refuses to pay child support but has to relent to avoid having his financial records inspected. He’s kicked out of the Navy because he couldn’t pass a drug test. He works one no-show job after another because of his father’s political clout and he launders all his father’s kickbacks. But without a doubt the absolute bottom has to be bedding his dead brother’s widow. You have to wonder whether he thinks he’s competing with Caligula or something.
But you have to know that Hunter is just the logical conclusion when someone like Joe Biden has a family. How else can you end up when your crooked politician of a father makes you his bagman. What could Joe possibly say to Hunter to dissuade him from doing any fool thing? It’s wrong? Please! It’s dangerous? How could anything be dangerous when the fixers in the FBI and the CIA have got your back? It’ll look bad? With the News agencies and Silicon Valley at your beck and call? Why shouldn’t he become the Charlie Sheen of Washington?
No, no, no. Hunter is not the villain, he’s the result of someone as corrupt as Joe Biden being elevated to the highest power in the land. In a way Hunter almost seems moderate. As far as I know he’s never been accused of cannibalism or necrophilia. But we’re still pretty early in his career. I have to assume that sometime after Kamala’s third term Michelle Obama is going to need a running mate and then who knows, when Hunter is close to eighty maybe it’ll be his turn in the White House.
Of course, by then it’s hard to imagine there’ll still be much of a country left for Hunter to pillage. But that’s where his experience picking crumbs out the carpet will really come in handy. There should be just enough left for him to keep the orgy going right to the end. If not, he’ll have to get the stripper’s kid up to speed on shaking down foreigners. Maybe he can impress the Zimbabweans.
I just skimmed through a magazine article called (so help me this is true):
“How Joe Biden Is Positioning Himself as a Modern FDR”
It was published in what is left on-line of Time magazine and written by Charlotte Alter who apparently has either learned at the foot of her father Jonathan Alter how to lie outrageously or is a congenital idiot.
Reading what Alter says about the similarities between Roosevelt and Creepy Uncle Joe is like some kind of fun house mirror that could turn a flawed but patriotic persona like FDR into the semblance of a congenital liar and moral leper like the grifting, influence peddling, hair-sniffing, shoulder-fondling, gollum-like sex predator that fathered something as degraded as Hunter Biden.
Now I know that the mainstream media is shameless and will say anything to aid the Democrats but what kind of morons do they think the American people are? FDR was a master communicator that was elected four times to the presidency during the Great Depression and World War II. Joe Biden can barely string a noun and verb together in a sentence and when he manages to do that the noun is invariably a mistake for some other subject. Is he running against George Bush or Donald Trump? Is he running for the Senate or the presidency? Is it 1988 or 2020?
FDR was a power politician who was known to manipulate those around him to achieve his goals. But Joe Biden is a just an out and out crook who has sold the influence that his offices as Senator and Vice President have allowed him. And the culmination of that career of betraying his public office is on display on the hard drive of Hunter Biden’s laptop. Hunter was Joe’s self-identified bagman for thirty years. He collected the bribes and laundered them through ridiculously overpaid, no-show jobs for which he was absurdly unqualified. He was paid $80,000 a month by Burisma, a Ukrainian oil company, when he had no knowledge about the petroleum industry and no knowledge about the Ukraine. And just to make sure no one mistook him for an actual employee he never showed up in the Ukraine.
Just to be clear, I am not a big fan of FDR. His handling of the Great Depression was disastrous. His socialist policies in the long run have not been helpful to the financial health of the United States. And his character was quite flawed. But to compare FDR to Joe Biden is like comparing Augustus Caesar to Caligula. We can agree that both men were Romans and there the comparison ends. We can agree that FDR and Joe Biden were both born in the United States and that’s about it.
Instead of advocating to have Biden elevated to the White House we should be endeavoring to have him locked up in a prison or at best consigned to a mental institution where he can’t harm himself or anyone else.
I didn’t include a hyperlink to the article because I didn’t want to provide them with any clicks for this crap. If you really have a strong stomach or enjoy absurdist humor just do an internet search with the title. But you’d be more amused by stopping by the Babylon Bee. It truly is amazing what the human mind can make up if rent money is provided as an incentive. At least if you happen to be a shameless progressive.
Say whatever you like, if the Hunter Biden laptop has elicited no action from the FBI in nine months then we are officially a banana republic. There is no way to paper over or hedge on the fact that they are refusing to investigate obvious influence peddling and corruption at the highest levels. What are we supposed to believe, that Hunter Biden is really James Bond investigating international crime by appearing to be a sexual degenerate crack addict and accepting bribes for his demented father? If a Republican had a tiny fraction of the evidence against him that Biden does, he’d have been hauled into court months ago to the accompaniment of media headlines branding all conservatives criminals.
And we’re supposed to believe that the Democrat party would have allowed Joe Biden to accept the Democrat nomination for President with this information floating around the government for over nine months? The only explanation I can come up with is that the FBI is so bought and sold that the Democrats didn’t even sweat for a minute that any of this would be allowed to surface or in any way endanger the candidacy of Creepy Uncle Joe.
Where the hell is Christopher Wray to explain this outrage? Where the hell is his boss Bill Barr? Doesn’t it seem perfectly clear that if there is a reasonable explanation for why Hunter Biden isn’t on trial that they should be providing it right about now? Based on everything I’ve read and heard Wray should have been fired by Barr and replaced with Rudy Giuliani at least temporarily to begin the prosecution of the Biden crime family and to begin the long hard process of emptying out the FBI.
I know that fixing the FBI wouldn’t end the corruption in Washington. The CIA, the NSA and the State Department are all rats’ nests of corruption and anti-American globalism. But the FBI is the single most dangerous weapon that the Left uses against its enemies among the deplorables. Their expertise at gaming the various laws and their connections to the corrupt leftist judges that they feed their cases to makes them a terrible weapon to have turned on anyone even among the rich and powerful, never mind private individuals without resources or connections.
I was saying before any of this broke out that as soon as the election confirms President Trump for another term, he must confront Bill Barr with the ultimatum of either prosecuting the Russiagate offenders immediately or resigning. Now I think the day after the election he should fire Barr. It’s obvious there is no equal justice to be had in Washington D.C. General Flynn is railroaded for imaginary crimes that even the Justice Department admitted didn’t exist but actual criminals whose crimes are documented and outrageously illegal are not only ignored but their co-conspirators are among the highest elected officials in the land. The CIA needs to be forced to uncover the off-shore accounts of the Bidens and all their criminal partners and this whole outrage needs to be punished in a way that will put the fear of God into every dirty politician in this country. Russia and China are adversaries of the United States. Accepting bribes and other payments from them is tantamount to treason. Joe Biden is a dirty crook and instead of moving into the White House he should be moving into Leavenworth for the remainder of his unnatural life.
Aside from any considerations of who wins this election, the American people have to come to grips with the fact that equal treatment under the law has been proven to be an illusion. The rich and powerful on the Left are protected by a praetorian guard that includes the FBI and other law enforcement agencies that protect the status quo and make sure that anyone who shouldn’t be in charge isn’t. If we ever hope to become free men again, we will have to find a champion willing to pull the teeth of this awful monster and then put it down. That’s what has to be done.
On Thursday President Trump is scheduled to debate Creepy Uncle Joe Biden for the final time. The Democrats, or more specifically, the part of their organization that runs the debates, has decided that during each candidate’s assigned speaking period they will mute the microphone of his opponent. Now that’s interesting. It’s got me thinking, when Toobin thought his microphone was on mute he exposed himself and performed unspeakable acts. Might not Joe Biden do the same? And if the moderator reacts to it will Joe just say, “Oh come on man I heard you liked me.”
Another thought I had was this. If the moderator hears President Trump spilling the beans on Joe Biden’s various crimes might not she be tempted to mute him even though it’s his turn? I think this might happen. I’ve got to confess I’m really looking forward to this event. I think it will be hilarious and possibly amazing. The previous debate was wonderfully bizarre and based on the set up of the Hunter Biden expose earlier this week I expect the President to unload on this guy with both barrels.
But what everyone wants to know is what else is on the hard drive. Up till now it’s been pretty straight forward. But what if they’ve held back some really crazy stuff for the debate and it gets debuted there? I don’t have any information to that effect but knowing what a showman Trump has always been I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he unleashes a bombshell.
So now you understand why, from my point of view, tomorrow night’s debate is so fascinating. For all I know Trump has staged things so that Creepy Uncle Joe will be taken directly into custody as he exits the stage. I mean between Joe and Hunter nothing like this has existed since Tiberius Caesar took Caligula under his wing and showed him how it was done.
But let’s assume instead that nothing like that is going to happen. This will still be the first Presidential Election Debate within the modern era where one of the candidates and probably actually both candidates will accuse the other of being a criminal, a liar and a traitor right on the stage. You can’t ask for more drama than that.
Now that our politics will never go back to the mealy-mouthed days of Mitt Romney we at least can look forward to candidates calling each other horrible things out loud and uncovering the dirt that’s always been there but has been hidden from sight by the mutual consent of both parties to shield them from the wrath of the voters should their countless acts of graft and corruption ever be uncovered. But of course, I’m forgetting, that would require the Justice Department to investigate and prosecute these crimes. Sort of like investigating the Hunter Biden hard drive that they’ve had in their possession for nine months and did nothing about. Silly me.
Anyway, tomorrow’s event is must see tv. Joe will be hopped up on Ritalin and I guess there is some risk that his eyes will start bleeding again and his head might explode. But that is a risk I am willing to take. It is my patriotic duty to sit there and laugh uproariously right through every historic moment and then later on play back the best parts for even more laughs. I should dig out my old copy of I Claudius and re-watch the scenes with Caligula so I’ll have something to compare Hunter to when I do a separate post on him. Stay tuned.
This whole Hunter Biden hard drive thing is surreal. In the video link below there is an interview that Steve Crowder did with Rudy Giuliani (minutes 2 to 19 of the clip). Now Crowder is a comedian on our side of the political divide and being a comedian he’s a little goofy but the interview clarifies some of the history of this computer hard drive. Giuliani says that Hunter Biden brought it into the repair shop and signed for it. When the computer was never paid for and was left for a period that exceeded the allotted time allowed it became the property of the repair shop. The repair shop owner looked at the contents and realized what he had on his hands and contacted people on the Trump side. Apparently he was a Republican type. Now that was a piece of luck. He made a copy of the hard drive and gave the original to the FBI.
Giuliani also says that when this story broke Hunter Biden’s attorney called up the repair shop and asked for the computer back. The New York Post is a sensationalist publication. But it is owned by Rupert Murdoch who has a lot to lose if this were a slanderous hoax. Giuliani states that the validity of the information must have satisfied Murdoch for this story to go forward.
How does someone like Hunter Biden stay alive in the political environment that exists today? Who collects videos of himself smoking crack and and having sex with prostitutes and puts it on a computer hard drive and leaves it with a computer expert? How can all this be? It seems almost too good to be true for the President and his campaign. And on the same computer are these damning e-mails from Chinese and Ukrainian officials that document the influence peddling that Joe Biden has denied being involved in.
There’s only one reasonable explanation, Hunter Biden is part of a secret right-wing cabal dedicated to guaranteeing President Trump’s re-election. Either that or he is a total degenerate who cannot avoid the destruction of himself and everyone around him. Wait a minute. ….. On second thought I’ll go with that second one.