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Joe protects himself from Hunter turning state evidence. No surprise to anyone who has a brain cell. You have to protect the bag man in a situation like this. It’s standard operating procedure in the Mob.
I wonder when he’ll pardon himself. He doesn’t have much time.
Come back Joe! All is forgiven. Who would have thought I’d be missing Joe Biden already? Now that he is plummeting in the polls, he’s my favorite Democrat. I think back to last week when he said, “We finally beat Medicaid!” I mean, come on man! That was pure gold. We’ll never hear anything half that funny again. I mean, sure Kamala has that, “What Can Be, Unburdened by What Has Been” gibberish. And that’s hilarious but eventually after she’s said it a thousand times it just gets annoying.
But with Joe there are gems hidden around every twist and turn. For an inexplicable reason Joe will lie that no soldiers died during his administration. And yet, no one can forget the soldiers who were blown up by a suicide bomber during his chaotic rout out of Kabul. No sane person would lie about something that important and that easy to refute. This seems to hearken back to the Joe Biden who lied about his poor academic record and plagiarized other politicians’ speeches. He’s saying something, anything, just to have a counterattack when some shortcoming in his record is exposed. The debate on June 27th was a kill shot perpetrated on Joe Biden by Joe Biden. Donald Trump goaded him with a litany of failures that Biden has presided over. Inflation, uncontrolled immigration, skyrocketing crime; the list goes on and on. But the correct response is not to get lost in the weeds trying to quote fake statistics from your fake experts. Joe has no memory left and so all he did was prove that he’s suffering from memory loss. He should have owned up to some of the problems and staked out a strategy for overcoming these problems in the future and shown some initiative. By going the former route, he has compounded the appearance of dishonesty along with dementia.
Ah, good times.
But unfortunately, this wonderfully entertaining debate has killed the goose that lays the golden eggs. Many people speculated that the early debate was intended to prove that Biden is too adle-pated to run for reelection while there is still time to replace him in the race. If so, then mission accomplished. All of the mainstream media have been shouting for the last seven days that Joe is a human vegetable. And now the donors and even the Democratic lawmakers are starting to join in the chorus. And what, up until now, has been a solid wall of denial is beginning to sound more like a desperate plea to allow Joe to prove that the debate was a fluke and that “sharp as a tack” Joe Biden will reassert himself. Apparently, he’ll be going on a “competence tour.” He has a meeting with the Democratic governors and an interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC.
Well, there goes the show! Now that the press has admitted that the emperor has no clothes, the governors will be shocked to learn that Biden is a simpering idiot. And Stephanopoulos won’t be able to resist proving that the only thing Biden should be a candidate for is the memory floor at the nursing home.
Man, we’re gonna miss Joe Biden. Donald Trump is never going to find a pushover as good as Joe is. And from now on the Democrat he goes up against in the race will blame everything wrong with the country on Joe Biden’s mental problems instead of Democrat policy.
But regardless of what a great foil Biden makes in the 2024 race, I’m overjoyed to see him humiliated and tossed aside. From everything I’ve read about him, he is an awful human being and deserves every bit of dishonor and rejection that comes his way. What would make me happiest would be if Hunter cut a deal with prosecutors for leniency in exchange for revealing all the details of the “Big Guy’s” influence racket. Exposing the truth of Scranton Joe for all the world to see is exactly what he deserves. His lies and dishonesty are the sum total of his career and should be seen as his only legacy.
Bye Joe.
There are lots of really terrible consequences of living under a tyranny where none of the protections of a free society exist. And when you happen to be a despised minority in that country it’s even worse. At any moment you can be stripped of your privacy, your dignity, your livelihood, your possessions, your freedom, even your life. You have to watch while those in charge break their own laws and suffer no consequences while innocent men are persecuted and hounded out of public life just because they speak the truth.
But one great advantage of living in clown world is that you get to laugh at all the clowns. And what an array. Joe Biden. Now there’s a rich vein. Any and every day that he’s on video is comic gold. Will he fall down, break into gibberish, wander off stage because he’s befouled himself? Or will he just lie so outrageously that his handlers will have to pretend that he didn’t say what he obviously said.
Or how about his press secretary? That vacuous nitwit who has to deflect half the questions because there’s just no sane answer that doesn’t include admitting that her boss is a crook.
And what about Hunter Biden? A man who beds his dead brother’s widow and smokes crack on video while being serviced by underage prostitutes while acting as the bagman for the influence peddling of his corrupt father. Oh, and he gets like a half million dollars for his finger paintings too.
Or how about the voters of New York City or LA or Chicago or any of the several dozen big cities that have voted in mayors and district attorneys that are now reducing those cities to crime-ridden hell holes in the name of “equity?”
And how about Anthony Fauci? That’s the best one of all. Here’s a man who could switch from swearing that vaccines were a panacea to admitting vaccines protected no one at the drop of a hat. He could say that there was no chance the virus came from a lab and then say there was a very good chance it did. This man is a consummate liar and he even does it with a smile on his face.
So, this is the silver lining in living in the gulag. You don’t have to pretend to believe any of it. Not one thing. If someone defends the dear leader or talks about the great economy we enjoy or cheerleads for Ukraine there’s one universal reply.
Laughter.
It’s as simple as that. No anger, no denial, no argument. Just derisive laughter and walking away. Nothing else speaks as clearly and powerfully as that. It’s the perfect retort when a patently absurd statement has been made. Obviously, it is being made by a partisan hack. It’s like when that CNN stooge started talking about how family values were a cornerstone of Joe Biden’s political persona. This was being said about a man who showered naked with his teenage daughter and raised up Hunter Biden to be a crack-smoking, stripper-banging scumbag. When someone says something like that, derisive laughter is the only reasonable reply. Well, at least short of violence against the perpetrator which isn’t allowed in a banana republic against one of the regime toadies.
But there are limits. If the one making the statement is an FBI or IRS agent you might want to keep a straight face and remain silent. After all banana republics have notoriously dangerous dungeons where enemies of the state sometimes end up. But if the regime toady is just your neighbor or some rando you ran into then have at it and enjoy yourself to the max. Let a few tears leak out and slap him heartily on his back to show you appreciate the hilarious joke he’s just uttered.
Yes, that is our only pleasure. And they say laughter is the best medicine. We’re gonna need it.
H/T to ArthurinCali for this clip. It’s hilarious. Calling the Bidens trailer trash is a wonderful burst of candor in a sea of dishonesty.
NEW: CNN contributor Scott Jennings absolutely obliterates CNN host who tries arguing that Joe Biden is a ‘family man.’
CNN: “The president has made being a family man a central part of his political identity.”
Jennings: “It's not Republicans who made Hunter Biden into a… pic.twitter.com/W3IOQ4ZVQz
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 31, 2023
Joe Biden’s secret service detail contains at least two men who are Iranians with Iranian passports. Twenty years ago that would have been an impossibility. But then again twenty years ago Joe Biden being president would have been an impossibility. Anyway the details are bizarre.
“More details are emerging about the four Secret Service employees entangled in an alleged bribery scheme carried out by two men accused of masquerading as Department of Homeland Security law enforcement agents.
An affidavit filed Wednesday night in U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C. revealed that one of the Secret Service agents involved in the bribery scheme was a special agent assigned to First Lady Jill Biden’s protective detail. Another was a Uniformed Division officer at the White House.
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One of the men impersonating DHS agents allegedly told witnesses in the case that he had connections to ISI, the Pakistani intelligence agency, a prosecutor said during a court hearing Thursday. Both U.S. citizens accused of the bribery hold passports with visas to Iran and Pakistan. They were allegedly impersonating DHS officials and attempted to bribe four members of the elite force that protects the president, vice president, and their families.”
Here’s my favorite quote:
“The Bidens have paid special attention to selecting their Secret Service detail, which is not uncommon when new presidents move into the White House and take on the role of commander in chief. In December 2020, after his election, then-President-elect Biden made some staffing changes amid concerns from political allies that some members of the detail were too politically aligned with President Trump, the Washington Post reported at the time. Biden shuffled in a handful of senior agents whom he knew well from their time protecting him and his family four years ago when he was vice president.”
So Biden asked for these guys especially. I wonder if they’re on the “Big Guy’s” special payroll through Hunter. What’s next, Hunter hosting orgies in the Lincoln bedroom?
Sundance at the conservative Treehouse has many great links. I never thought I’d be linking to a documentary made by Oliver Stone, the grandfather of the conspiracy theorists but I found this long (90 minutes) video very informative. Now without a doubt we are getting the Russian take on what happened in Ukraine but it looks like it describes pretty closely what happened in a “color revolution” staged by the CIA and the State Department.
And of course, the neocons and Joe Biden make their appearances. I think Vladimir Putin is now my favorite evil dictator. Maybe I looked into his eyes and saw his soul (or something).
It’s not hard to believe that the Bidens are the most dysfunctional and stupid people in Washington DC. But call it my suspicious nature, it seems like a ridiculous coincidence that the famous Hunter laptop and the Ashley diary were both hot items during the 2020 election cycle. Honestly, is there no end to the shenanigans that the Deep State and its various factions come up with?
It’s very reminiscent of the pizzagate gag. The Dems come up with an atrocious story that would be unbelievable if it weren’t for how depraved people like the Clintons and Bidens are. Then they use it as a trap to paint people on our side as conspiracy theorists. But in this case I assume the intent was to entrap anyone who received the material and that way give the FBI an excuse to snoop in their computers looking for dirt.
Of course it’s possible Hunter and Ashley Biden are just the stupidest and most careless people living. And that these blunders just reflect their moronic mentality. But I have to say it flies in the face of the laws of probability. Now it can’t be ruled out that intelligence agents tried to expose these documents in an attempt to warn the world just how horrible Dementia Joe and his mutant strain really are. If that is the case they didn’t reckon with how equally stupid the public is and how shamelessly corrupt the media has become.
I guess the only good these documents will be is when the historians of the future look at them, they’ll be able to gauge just how corrupt our politics were. Maybe a future Suetonius will write a “Lives of the Bidens.” Then history can decide how Joe and Hunter stack up against Tiberias and Caligula. Maybe he can throw the Clintons and Obamas in to add comic relief.
But all this weirdness can’t help but depress anyone considering the caliber of people that are “leading” America. Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, John Kerry. It just goes on and on. And I’m not even scratching the surface. Think of the third tier of losers, General Milley, “Rachel” Levine, Pete Buttigieg. It’s a virtual freakshow all the way down.
I guess I’m just whining but wouldn’t it be an amazing revolution if we could purge our politics of weirdos? In the old days (pre-Clinton) just the hint of a sex or money scandal around a presidential candidate was the kiss of death. Now it’s almost a form of endearment. Maybe we can compromise. Maybe the candidates can admit the whole gamut of sexual and monetary sins they’ve committed but swear a blood oath with their heads on the chopping block that while in office they promise to adhere in their official actions to the Ten Commandments. I think that would go a long way to cleaning up the horror show we currently have on display in DC. If nothing else, it would give much more interest and meaning to impeachment procedures. And it would allow us to hire one new civil servant. The Executioner. But would he work for the Executive, Legislative or Judicial branch of government? Decisions, decisions.
For a lot of normal people in this country it’s hard to imagine how someone as loathsome and pathetic as Joe Biden could be allowed to reach the office of President of the United States. After all, Joe was always just a small timer and no one ever mistook him for a genius. So how did he get where he is today?
I guess the best way to explain it simply is that Joe Biden has always stayed bought. Joe has paid his dues all along the path he has trod and everyone always knew that Joe would play his part and always, always stay bought. Here was a guy that wanted his payoff and I’m sure that he always played ball with the power brokers and never did more than get his fair share. He was smart enough to let someone else be his bagman and he made sure he scratched all the right backs.
So, when it was finally time for Barack Obama to pay back his godfather in the hierarchy, he was willing to give Slow Joe the boost he needed to enter the big leagues. Now Joe could skim off the millions and even the billions if he sent his idiot son Hunter to China and Ukraine and wherever the next payday might be.
So now that Dementia Joe is heading for his last roundup with the Big Corn Pop in the Sky he can act as the segue for the next generation of Democrat grifters to enter the Big Leagues too. That means Kamala and AOC and whatever other misfits are being groomed to move up a rung on the criminal conveyor belt that is our government.
And maybe you think I’m exaggerating. How could such things exist? Surely there are honest politicians. Well, sure there are. But they are held at arm’s length and mostly just ignored. The crooks are in charge and they don’t care what you think. The days of the FBI investigating corruption in the Congress are long gone. It’s just part of the game.
Of course, I was able to see the local version of this when I was living in Massachusetts. It was an open secret that for decades that the President of the Massachusetts Senate, Billy Bulger was the brother of the notorious mobster and murderer James “Whitey” Bulger. Whitey had an accomplice in the person of an FBI field agent who allowed Whitey to use his immunity as a federal stool pigeon to get away with actual murder. And of course, everyone knew that Billy’s brother was a killer and this actually enhanced his ability to get away with any kind of graft and corruption that he could think up. Eventually the whole FBI scam blew up and Whitey had to flee into hiding for decades. But Billie was able to retire from the Senate to an opulent job as the President of the University of Massachusetts. Now that he’s fully retired, he’s been forced to fall back on his $200,000 a year Massachusetts state pension to avoid the poor house. But luckily the next generation of Bulgers are hard at work. One of them is actually working with Hunter Biden on the next generation of Democrat Party grifting.
Not every Democrat has a murderer for a brother. But they all have friends and family that allow other politicians to have someone to pay off with a no-show job or a judgeship or a lucrative state franchise or you name it. When contracts get awarded by state and local governments you can bet any amount of money there’s some kind of kick back going on there too.
So that’s how it is. The Democrats line their pockets as part of their standard operating procedures. But they make sure that everyone is part of the system and everyone is part of the coverup. That’s why they aren’t afraid to perpetrate even an obvious election fraud. Everyone involved in the election in Democrat districts is part of the scam and has a lot to lose if they played it straight. So, they don’t play it straight.
It’s important that people don’t mistake our problem with Joe Biden as just one dirty politician. It’s a corrupt system and as it stands there’s no way to reform it from the outside. At this point the only way to avoid it is to walk away. Find a state where they aren’t in control and hope the leaders there are smart and strong enough to protect you from the rot.
Say whatever you like, if the Hunter Biden laptop has elicited no action from the FBI in nine months then we are officially a banana republic. There is no way to paper over or hedge on the fact that they are refusing to investigate obvious influence peddling and corruption at the highest levels. What are we supposed to believe, that Hunter Biden is really James Bond investigating international crime by appearing to be a sexual degenerate crack addict and accepting bribes for his demented father? If a Republican had a tiny fraction of the evidence against him that Biden does, he’d have been hauled into court months ago to the accompaniment of media headlines branding all conservatives criminals.
And we’re supposed to believe that the Democrat party would have allowed Joe Biden to accept the Democrat nomination for President with this information floating around the government for over nine months? The only explanation I can come up with is that the FBI is so bought and sold that the Democrats didn’t even sweat for a minute that any of this would be allowed to surface or in any way endanger the candidacy of Creepy Uncle Joe.
Where the hell is Christopher Wray to explain this outrage? Where the hell is his boss Bill Barr? Doesn’t it seem perfectly clear that if there is a reasonable explanation for why Hunter Biden isn’t on trial that they should be providing it right about now? Based on everything I’ve read and heard Wray should have been fired by Barr and replaced with Rudy Giuliani at least temporarily to begin the prosecution of the Biden crime family and to begin the long hard process of emptying out the FBI.
I know that fixing the FBI wouldn’t end the corruption in Washington. The CIA, the NSA and the State Department are all rats’ nests of corruption and anti-American globalism. But the FBI is the single most dangerous weapon that the Left uses against its enemies among the deplorables. Their expertise at gaming the various laws and their connections to the corrupt leftist judges that they feed their cases to makes them a terrible weapon to have turned on anyone even among the rich and powerful, never mind private individuals without resources or connections.
I was saying before any of this broke out that as soon as the election confirms President Trump for another term, he must confront Bill Barr with the ultimatum of either prosecuting the Russiagate offenders immediately or resigning. Now I think the day after the election he should fire Barr. It’s obvious there is no equal justice to be had in Washington D.C. General Flynn is railroaded for imaginary crimes that even the Justice Department admitted didn’t exist but actual criminals whose crimes are documented and outrageously illegal are not only ignored but their co-conspirators are among the highest elected officials in the land. The CIA needs to be forced to uncover the off-shore accounts of the Bidens and all their criminal partners and this whole outrage needs to be punished in a way that will put the fear of God into every dirty politician in this country. Russia and China are adversaries of the United States. Accepting bribes and other payments from them is tantamount to treason. Joe Biden is a dirty crook and instead of moving into the White House he should be moving into Leavenworth for the remainder of his unnatural life.
Aside from any considerations of who wins this election, the American people have to come to grips with the fact that equal treatment under the law has been proven to be an illusion. The rich and powerful on the Left are protected by a praetorian guard that includes the FBI and other law enforcement agencies that protect the status quo and make sure that anyone who shouldn’t be in charge isn’t. If we ever hope to become free men again, we will have to find a champion willing to pull the teeth of this awful monster and then put it down. That’s what has to be done.