A photog’s work is never done. Today one of the many hats I had to wear was Camera Girl’s chauffer. It seems her car had to go in the shop for a couple of grand worth of maintenance and repairs. So, I followed her to the garage and drove her home. Then at the end of the day, the reverse trip. I mean, what does she think I am, an Uber driver? And then there was this and that and the other thing and before you know it my whole day, twenty-four precious hours are gone, gone for good! Well, c’est la guerre.
I was reading a “Rolling Stone” article about the Republican House planning a series of investigations and how unhinged they all were. Mercy sakes, why would anyone investigate the federal government’s response to COVID? I mean why would locking down the whole country and forcing experimental drugs into the whole population be grounds for inquiry. Seems perfectly normal to me.
In addition, this unhappy “journalist caterwauled about investigations into the Disinformation Governance Board, Eric Swalwell’s Chinese Spy, the FBI chasing parents at School Board meetings, the government hiring 87,000 IRS agents and the fed’s collusion with Big Tech to censor conservatives. I mean I just felt so bad for the feds. How awful to accuse them of unconstitutional overreach. Really it was just good old American overachievement.
I really feel this writer’s pain. She knows how hard it was for the January 6th investigation to get anyone to listen to their hearings and realizes it was because of how boring they were. Whereas with the Hunter Biden laptop filled to overflowing with videos of hookers and crack smoking it will be impossible to keep it from streaming everywhere. It’s just too unjust for the evil Republicans to have all this good stuff to work with. There should be some kind of equity, inclusion and diversity. Maybe some of the footage can be doctored to include Republicans in the crack house scenes with Hunter. Maybe for the sake of diversity some of the hookers can be switched out for adults instead of the actual underage sex workers. And for equity’s sake maybe the “big guy” could be Donald Trump this time. Isn’t reality so unfair?
You know, it’s funny. Back in the 1960s and 70s people used to read the Rolling Stone to be entertained. They’d read about Led Zeppelin, or Queen and find out whether the new album was coming out and whether it was any good. I’m trying to imagine who reads it now and why. The lefties reading it back then would have been horrified if the writers were defending some government program forcing people to be injected with drugs they didn’t want. Or imagine trying to defend the FBI silencing free speech.
Well, the good news is that probably no one reads it at all anymore. Think about it, I may be the only actual human to have read that drivel. Millions of bots clicked on the link but I’m the only idiot who slogged through that crap. Well, my takeaway is that the House Republicans are giving me my money’s worth. Outraging Rolling Stone writers and embarrassing deep state fascists is the only worthwhile occupation for politicians. I take that back. They can also prevent Congress from appropriating any more money. Now that is worthwhile.