So here’s another round of articles on the Congressional hearings on UFOs (excuse me, unidentified aerial phenomena):
Look, I don’t believe that there is anything behind this except misdirection. The only way there could actually be a spacecraft found and unreported for a long interval afterward is if somehow we’ve been reverse engineering it for all this time and we think we’re close to solving all the problems and are stalling until it gets done.
But let’s face it. If we were on the verge of having some incredibly powerful technology that would allow us to travel around the solar system or even stellar distances with ease, would we be whining about CO2 and global warming? Would we be investing in solar power and battery technology? Of course not. We certainly wouldn’t be filling up the mountain passes and ocean bays with windmills. We wouldn’t let Greta Thunberg shriek and stomp her little stunted feet and whine about how we haven’t eaten enough bugs.
By now defense contractors would have bought up the technology from our elected officials and Grumman and Boeing and Raytheon would be selling jet packs or whatever cheap rip off of the alien tech they could pirate.
I guess it’s remotely possible that many years ago a crashed spacecraft was discovered and it was so ruined that nothing useful was learned from it. But after more than seventy-five years is it even possible that such a secret could have been kept? I just don’t believe it.
And that’s above and beyond the improbability of either advanced lifeforms existing elsewhere in the solar system or that a workable interstellar drive has been developed.
Look, our government has been run by nitwits for decades. By now some pajama boy would have spilled the beans to TikTok or Instagram by taking a selfie with ET’s corpse. Somebody would have robbed some fragment of unobtainium and sold it on eBay. By now Hunter Biden would have already had drug fueled sex inside the spacecraft and accidentally flown the craft through the side of the Pentagon. We’re not a serious people and we couldn’t keep the secret this long.
Now of course it is possible that advanced life has listened to our radio transmissions and maybe even studied the speeches of our great leader. If so maybe that explains why they haven’t tried to contact us out in the open.
Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden pic.twitter.com/67YR0DQFdF
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 24, 2023