I have a favor to ask of the readership. We may be forced to reference Joe Biden often over the next few years and I’d like to have a nice punchy name for him that will stand the test of time. I’ve been test driving the lengthy but amusing “lying sack of crap” and confess I do find it fun. But being a man of the people, I plan to have a vote. And I intend to do it without fraud. I will provide a list of names that are either already out there or I come up with and readers can vote for any of these choices or provide a write in vote in the comments section of that post. The winner will be acclaimed as the official OCF derogatory title for Joe Biden.
I can’t make up my mind whether the most important aspect of Joe is his stupidity, his dishonesty or his offensive personal habits. He is a triple threat. If you have multiple favorites you can select more than one.
Let’s get to it.
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At 9:30 am Dementia Joe has taken the slightest of leads but there’s all kinds of time for other challengers to emerge.
I call him CreepyJoe, so my vote was predictable.
He is undeniably creepy.
At 1:45 pm Dementia Joe is definitely pulling ahead. Some might say it has an insurmountable lead. I’m contemplating taking a break and sending the poll watchers home for a few hours just to give everyone a chance to rest. Nothing unusual going on here, nothing to see, just move along.
Slow Joe.
Its short, easy, to the point and true.
And it rhymes!
And that’s why you’ve got to allow for the write-in ballot.
I sorta like all of them. You can pick one at random weekly and rotate so we can refresh our dislike. Nobody needs stale dislike.
I am sort of partial to “Lying Sack of Crap.” It has an almost homeric ring to it. But I wanted to find out what the voice of the people had to say.
The nice thing about Lying Sack Of Crap is that it abbreviates well to LSOC, making it easier to use as often as possible.
Yes. Brevity is the soul of wit. And it would fit on the screen below Biden during any news conference or breaking newsflash. The people need to be reminded.
Joe Blow? All he does is blow smoke up our asses…
A classic indeed.