Today we celebrate the martyrdom of St. George of Floyd, America’s favorite black, home invading, fake money passing, fentanyl swallowing, crybaby, saint. It’s exactly a year since we first heard of this loser. After a life of felonious degeneracy, he capped it off by trying to escape arrest by swallowing some ridiculous amount of fentanyl, resisting arrest and crying about it as the police waited for an ambulance to try and save his life.
And because some BLM/Antifa scumbags captured his whining on video and pretended he was choked to death the Democrats allowed their cities and the surrounding countryside to be subjected to riot, rapine and arson. And it’s only been a year. It seems like ten since normalcy existed in post-America. I can open the internet any day and find any number of inhuman assaults on old women and children by the black underclass, now completely immune from police intervention or arrest. Lunatics running these cities look for stupider and stupider excuses for why inequality, or rather “inequity,” in schooling or employment is the reason that assault and theft are understandable by the urban thugs who commit these ubiquitous crimes. Violent crime is soaring in these places but the handcuffing of the police force is denied to be the cause.
CNN had some dimwit yammering about how not enough has been done to capitalize on the spinelessness of the Democrat officials. He thinks we should completely eliminate the police and allow the massacre of non-blacks to proceed full speed. Brilliant.
Well, with respect to places like Minneapolis, Portland and Seattle I’m completely on the side of the accelerationists. I think the idiots in charge and the BLM/Antifa thugs should be encouraged to burn those cities right down to the ground. The object lesson that would provide to the rest of the world would be highly educational. I think seeing what happens when you put the lunatics in charge of the asylum is a very valuable experience. And it is a good test of whether the Democrats in these jurisdictions are true believers or not. A mayor who allows the city he represents to be destroyed the way the Romans did Carthage is hard core and should be commended for his consistency. For after all, if critical race theory is to be more than just a grift you have to take it to its logical conclusion. And that is that people are only completely equal when they’re all dead.
So go out and celebrate St. George of Floyd Day. Snort some fentanyl, break in the door to some woman’s house, pistol whip and rob her then go pass some bogus money at the local bodega. And do it knowing that if you’re black that no cop in his right mind would arrest you today. After all, he has a family and life of his own. He knows what the cowardly jurors did to Chauvin. He’ll just stand and watch as you go on your crime spree. He’ll probably start counting down the days to when he can get his pension or if that’s too far off, move to a red state where the rule of law still mostly exists.
In years to come when St George is canonized and various miracles will have been wrought in his name, I expect to see a thousand foot tall, rotating, statue of his head unveiled on the site of his martyrdom. A blinking light will be put at the top to protect aircraft at night. Pilgrims will travel from the four corners of the earth to see his strange ugly visage. A miraculous medal will be sold to these pilgrims with the motto, “I can’t breathe.” And religious people will ingest fentanyl and have men dressed as policemen stand on their necks to simulate the passion of the Floyd. This truly is the Age of Miracles and Wonder.