CPB Shutting Down; Red Lobster Buried Under with Resumes

Corporation for Public Broadcasting, funder of NPR and PBS, says it will end operations within months after federal budget cuts

Well, I’m guessing this doesn’t bode well for the rest of the folks downstream of CPB.  As I’ve hinted in my parody posts the folks at PBS and NPR will start feeling a little hungry very soon.  Lightening the ship by throwing the deadwood overboard will be tricky because they’re all deadwood.

But watching it happen should provide quite a bit of entertainment this fall.  Luckily Books and Capon were on the leading edge and managed to find positions before the crush got too heavy.  I’ll have to make a point of visiting my local Red Lobster and quiz my waiter on the latest in avant-garde lesbian performance art.

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Chemist
Chemist
1 year ago

But I was told only a tiny amount of my taxes went to these propaganda machines.
If that’s true, why shut down?

TomD
TomD
1 year ago

You mean they were lying when they said that only a few per cent of PBS’s, CPB’s income came from Fed money??!! Progressive Dims lying? Who thought it possible?