Stop the presses! Kamala Harris is not running for governor of California! But she may run for president in 2028!
Remarkable. It’s like everyone has to suspend disbelief and pretend that Kamala hasn’t outed herself as a toxic buffoon who couldn’t defeat a door stop in a battle of wits. Didn’t we just watch her get trounced in a national election where her race, sex and age made her the runaway favorite to win the sympathy of the demographically changing American voters? Now granted she was selected over Joe Biden by the Democratic National Committee but after his performance in the debate against Trump even a potted plant would have seemed an improvement.
But just for the sake of clarity let’s say it out loud. Even the biggest Kool-Aid drinking progressive isn’t going to vote for Kamala Harris in the 2028 Democrat Presidential Primary. The stink of loser on her is like that cadaver smell on a corpse that’s been locked in an overheated apartment for a week. It would be absolutely impossible to even pretend to not notice it.
I guess my question is exactly how is this kind of information passed along to Harris so she doesn’t embarrass everyone by actually trying to run for office. For instance, how was she told that she couldn’t run for California governor? Did one of the Obamas call her up and make up some polite lie about saving herself for the 2028 race? Or was a zip-lock bag with rotting halibut mailed to her with the words CA Governor’s Race scrawled on it in red magic marker?
Alright, so elective office is no longer an option. But surely, she has options. Maybe she can be the next Fred Rogers. Ms. Harris’s Neighborhood? She can show up every day at 1pm and get off the bright yellow electric school bus, put on her slippers and sweater and talk to the nation’s four-year-olds at only a slight mental disadvantage.
To be fair to the kids Kamala can’t be allowed to discuss, arithmetic or science or geography or history or human biology or counting to three or, come to think of it, almost anything. But I’m sure if grown-ups provide her with a script and monitor her work there must be some topics that she can work her way through, like eating ice cream or taking a nap. But it would be essential that the program not be shown live because she is really stupid and retakes will be a part of the routine.
But honestly, I really believe that Kamala should go back to her first career. As Willie Brown’s side-piece she was put to her highest and best purpose and even though he is now 91 years old I don’t see why that should stand in the way of keeping her gainfully employed and minimizing her ability to speak. Because speech is not her strong suit. During the campaign they called it Kamala word salad. But that was being kind. It’s more like some kind of stream of consciousness if it was being produced by a mental patient. Okay, that’s enough.
I’m hard pressed to think of something less important to me than Kamala’s political future. She was the zenith, the pinnacle of DEI, an object lesson so obvious you’d think that it didn’t need to be made. But for some reason the Dims thought it did.
I’d say bring her on, let the Dims present her as the best of their best.
Although somebody that good at fellatio as to parlay it into a Presidential bid must have been awesome. The line forms at the rear!
When your leaders are Obama, Biden, Harris and now Bernie Sanders, AOC and Mamdani it says a lot about your followers. They’re lazy idiots.
Her fading into obscurity is happening much slower than necessary.
My take is that they’ve invested a lot into her because of all the categories she represents in their intersectional bingo game. But I think the reality of how awful a candidate she is has sunk in with the money men on the Left. They’ll roll her out for an emotional but confused speech for someone else and then send her back home to drink a couple of gallons of wine.
After she burned a billion dollars and change in the like 3 month campaign she had I thought the Democrat party’s money providers were adamant it would be a cold day in hell before they ever gave Ms. Harris money again. She must have something on somebody big (not the Clintons, clearly 🙂 ) to even approach the presidential campaigns tangentially. Either that or all the white zinfandel killed off her few remaining sad brain cells.
My way of thinking, this is just the Emperor’s new clothes. She’ll never get any money from the donors again. In a way it’s the equivalent of the morbidly obese underwear models. Everyone knows it’s insane but nobody’s allowed to say it. But I think we can assume that the Sydney Sweeney school of advertising is now in the ascendancy.
What surprises me is that no one in the Democrat party has had the guts to tell Ms. Harris to take a long walk off a short pier. I understand that looking for someone rational or an adult in the room in the Democrat party is pointless. But even the most deluded Democrat hardliners (but I repeat myself) have to know that 1) She hasn’t got a paper dog’s chance in hell of the presidency in 2028 2) If they let her get going she’ll “suck all the oxygen out of the room”. The Democrats normally remind me of the… Read more »