We have a family get together on Saturday and I was looking for a movie for the grandkids in case things get too quiet. By luck I had recorded this monster themed comedy movie back in October. Now of course I’ve seen this movie many times. One of my local tv stations back in New York City during my childhood would cycle through the Abbott and Costello movies on Sundays. Annoyingly, the movie always coincided with church which really made me wonder about God’s priorities and sense of humor.
So, I put it on tonight. And just as I remembered, it’s the perfect movie for boys between the ages of seven and eleven. All of the jokes are corny as hell and the monsters are about as tame as rabbits. But Bela Lugosi as Dracula and Lon Chaney Jr. as the Wolfman still look the part. And Lou Costello sells his constant hysterical fear with his signature screams of panic and running around in circles.
The plot is laughably bad. Dracula and the Frankenstein monster have been shipped to America disguised as exhibits for a “House of Horror.” Bud and Lou work for the company that is supposed to deliver them. The Wolfman is in America to foil the plan and Lou’s girlfriend Sandra is a mad scientist who is working with Dracula to re-energize the weakened monster. In addition, she has selected Lou’s brain to be transplanted into the monster’s body to give it a more controllable personality for Dracula’s plans. Of course, Lou doesn’t know about these plans.
Add in a beautiful insurance claims investigator named Joan who is searching for the missing monster exhibits and a non-evil medical doctor who is assisting Sandra and you have a showdown at the island castle laboratory with Sandra, Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster and Lou in the operating room when Larry Talbot (the Wolfman), Bud Abbott and the Doctor break in and stop the surgery. Eventually the Wolfman grabs Dracula in his bat form and the two of them fall from the castle heights into the ocean. The doctor rescues Bud and Lou from the monster by setting on fire the dock that the monster is trapped on. In the last scene Bud and Lou are in a rowboat and are rejoicing that Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster and the Wolfman are dead and they don’t have to be scared anymore. Suddenly the Invisible Man chimes in that he wants to join the fun and the boys jump overboard.
I didn’t give a spoiler alert because the plot really doesn’t matter at all. It’s just an excuse for Universal Studios to cross-pollinate their monster movie franchise with their most successful comedy team. They would follow this up with several of the other monster characters (the Mummy, the Invisible Man and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) meeting the “boys” but I would say this first effort was the most successful and most enjoyable. It works as an Abbott and Costello comedy and as an homage to the Universal horror movies of the 1930s and 1940s.
I’m very hopeful that the younger grandkids will enjoy this ancient comedy. I’ll report back with an update.