Tyler does an excellent job condensing Tucker’s 15 minute video clip to a two minute read.
Watch the video if you have the time
but read read the summation if you can’t spare the time, it’s well written.
All the Secrets of the Universe and Some Really Important Stuff Too!
Tyler does an excellent job condensing Tucker’s 15 minute video clip to a two minute read.
Watch the video if you have the time
but read read the summation if you can’t spare the time, it’s well written.
This is fifteen minutes long and a lot of it is familiar but it’s extremely well done. He must be running for President in 2024. This reads like a campaign platform. It makes sense and it will make you hate our so-called leaders even more. He even calls out Romney by name as the face of the uncaring mercenary.
Here’s my retrospective on 2018, completely subjective of course and whenever I can’t make up my mind or I don’t want to leave something out I’ll cheat and provide more than one choice. And that’s one of the wonderful things about being the boss, you get to break the rules and do what you want.
Best Quotes of the Day
Some are political, some philosophical and some just human nature. The order is just chronological of their appearance on the site.
“In the many forms of government which have sprung up there has always been an acknowledgement of justice and proportionate equality, although mankind fail in attaining them, as indeed I have already explained. Democracy, for example, arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.”
Aristotle
“No state will be well administered unless the middle class holds sway.”
Aristotle
“When there aren’t any smart decisions, I suppose you just have to pick the stupid decision you like best.”
Orson Scott Card
“No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we’ll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.”
W. C. Fields
“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
H.L. Mencken
Carpe diem! Seize the day! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think.
Horace
“And this is the simple truth – that to live is to feel oneself lost. He who accepts it has already begun to find himself, to be on firm ground. Instinctively, as do the shipwrecked, he will look around for something to which to cling, and that tragic, ruthless glance, absolutely sincere, because it is a question of his salvation, will cause him to bring order into the chaos of his life. These are the only genuine ideas; the ideas of the shipwrecked. All the rest is rhetoric, posturing, farce.”
Soren Kierkegaard
If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.
Camille Paglia
Best Books Reviewed
Fiction
I’ll have to go with the Galaxy’s Edge series:
Over the course of 2018 I read and reviewed all eight of the volumes in the main series (first volume linked above) and they only got better as the series went along. It was good old mil-sci-fi space opera. I assume I won’t live long enough to see the end of the series but so far that isn’t a problem. I look forward to the next installment soon and am in no way tired of this particular universe. Kudos to Anspach and Cole. Long may they stoke their dumpster fire at the Edge of the Galaxy!
Fiction Runners Up:
“The Hidden Truth” by Hans G. Schantz
Schantz has also upped his game as his series progresses and the “The Brave and the Bold,” the third volume, is the best so far. Kudos to him.
“Southern Dust” by Caspar Vega
Vega is an acquired taste for me and as I’ve written about him, “It’s for those who like gritty crime dramas with a staccato, post-modern, minimalist writing style.” Even though my tastes are a little more conventional I appreciate that there is an audience for the more unusual so I look around for interesting stuff. As I’ve said before, your call.
Non-Fiction
The two books listed below provide two different takes on the way to interpret the results of ancient DNA analysis.
“The 10,000 Year Explosion: How Civilization Accelerated Human Evolution” by Gregory Cochran and Henry Harpending
“Who We Are and How We Got Here; Ancient DNA and the New Science of the Past” by David Reich
https://orionscoldfire.com/index.php/2018/05/24/the-10000-year-explosion-a-book-review/
David Reich being an academic embedded in the politically correct culture of the university system treads ever so gently around the edges of how the science of human genetic history should be interpreted. Cochran and Harpending are much more direct and sometimes possibly presumptuous in the conclusions they draw from the evidence. Both books together tell a fascinating story of how much we now know about the complex and diverse origins of the various human populations.
Best Movie
Science Fiction & Fantasy
The Incredibles 2
This is a kids’ movie but it far exceeds any of the other “superhero” movies for just plain entertainment value. I won’t say it was as original as the first installment but it mostly kept to the spirit of the original and provided a fun vehicle for parents (or grandparents) to enjoy a movie with their kids.
Older Movies
True Grit
This is a twofer. For younger folks I’ll only recommend the new version by the Coen Brothers. For people who grew up on the John Wayne movies of old I recommend they view both movies back to back in chronological order. They each have facets to its advantage. Each differs slightly from the source material. But each is a fine movie. And I’ll also recommend the novel that is the source for the movies. It also has facets that aren’t available in either movie.
Music
Country Music
Album of the Year
Colter Wall by Colter Wall
Song of the Year
Pan Bowl by Sturgill Simpson
My music choices are very idiosyncratic so I won’t try to justify them. To paraphrase a recent annoying politician, they just reflect who I am Pan Bowl is an older song from Simpson’s 2014 album.
TV
The only truly notable television I watched in 2018 was the State of the Union address by the president. Everything else was at best just okay.
On – Line Articles
Here are the articles that I thought were informative on our political situation. There were many others that were intersting but these seem to encapsulate the developments in the political thinking this year. Basically it’s the red-pilling of the normies.
https://orionscoldfire.com/index.php/2018/04/15/a-different-kind-of-red-shift/
Humor
Trump vs
These are of course the most subjective things to judge. I just kind of liked these a lot. I admit they are absurd but such is life.
Trump vs the Hell Storm (Part 1)
Trump vs the Hell Storm (Part 2)
Search hell Trump vs the Hell Storm (Part 3)
Photos
Here are my favorite photos of the year.
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Nature




Yesterday, as I mentioned in my review of Aquaman, I had the some of the grandsons over. After we got home from the movies we played some games and had dinner but later on they got bored and not having much in the way of TV that they were interested in we let them use their parents’ Netflix account to stream a show they liked, “The Flash.” Wow. Now, I know that the WB is one of the worst networks for quality and the low budgets they work with mean that things like special effects and scripts and acting skill are brought down to a sad minimum, but I wasn’t prepared for just how bad it would be. In retrospect I’m a little ashamed at how much ranting I did while they were watching the show. As much as they share my love of mockery, I’m sure I must have been annoying to them. But to some extent it was justified.
The plot, such as it was, revolved around the Flash character and his friends and relatives protecting the inhabitants of Central City from the depredations of various random metahumans of which the Flash is one. Apparently, they were formed by some kind of nuclear incident involving a particle accelerator mishap. The particular episode involved an unfortunate individual called King Shark. He has a shark’s head but wears pants. He’s also about twenty feet tall so it’s not apparent where he shops for pants. He’s a really bad guy and sometimes eats people he doesn’t like but does it in such a slow fashion it’s not clear why they can’t just walk away from him. And despite his obvious evil nature, by the end of the show he is captured alive and once again incarcerated in an Olympic sized containment pool apparently being fed chum and awaiting medical treatment to turn his head human again. Most of the interaction with King Shark is the Flash running around him in circles while the shark head heaps verbal abuse on him.
By the above description you have probably identified the limited dramatic value of the action adventure available in the Flash series. However, these limitations pale in comparison to the real problem with the series, namely, the personal problems of the characters. Probably eighty percent of the air time consists of the various actors whining about their emotional problems. One character is sad about some dead spouse, another about the alienation of not being able to reveal his secret identity, another has feelings of inferiority because he has no super powers, another is worried that a character that doesn’t have super powers might develop them and become evil. The cast behaves like a whole high school full of neurotic teenagers which I assume is their target audience. If I’m being objective, the plots are no worse than what passed for story lines in the old Superman tv show from the 1950s that I watched as a kid. But the emotional immaturity and obnoxious insecurity of all the “good guys” in the stories is appalling. It may be a generational problem but to me this isn’t science fiction it’s a soap opera.
Today Camera Girl and I took grandsons Primus and Secundus to the local multiplex and watched a double feature of
Between tickets and popcorn this went for about a hundred bucks. And it was horrible. Having to twice sit through the interminable coming attractions and other advertising video was pure torture. Ralph Breaks the Internet was mildly amusing but twice as long as it needed to be. Plus, at the end I found out that Sarah Silverman was one of the voice actors. By the time Aquaman began I was bored and queasy from eating greasy popcorn.
It wasn’t bad. There was a little too much girl power being pitched and of course none of it made any sense at all but taken as a whole it wasn’t bad. The plot was ridiculously contrived and the evil half brother motif might as well have had Thor and Loki’s names filed down to protect DC from being sued by Marvel.
The special effects are, of course, spectacular. Due to his human/Atlantean hybrid ancestry the title role is performed as a regular guy who just happens to be a super hero that can breath under water and control the denizens of the deep. The rest of the Atlanteans try to sound like some kind of quasi-medieval nobility, sort of like how the Asgardians in the Thor movies do. It’s a little silly but not terrible.
I’ve never followed the Aquaman character before. I figured he was just the DC version of Submariner who was the lamest of the Marvel superheroes. From the ending sequence and the way these superhero franchises are handled it’s certain that there will be sequels. Not that I think there need to be any.
Bottom line, the movie has plenty of action and drama. The main character is likable and fulfills the function of a superhero by being heroic. And finally, the grandsons thought it was very good. So it fulfills its primary role, it amuses kids.
The Dead is the film adaptation of a James Joyce short story of the same name that is part of the “Dubliners” collection. It was the last picture directed by John Huston and was made shortly before he died. It starred his daughter Angelica Huston and a cast of Irish actors who are mostly unknown to American audiences. It’s the story of a New Year’s Party in Ireland in 1904. The protagonists are a husband and wife, Gabriel and Greta, visiting his aunts for the party. There are a number of characters who interact and exhibit the various foibles and characteristics found in a gathering of middle-class city dwellers. There is the drunkard and the old maids and the young women and men full of excitement about the cultural and political happenings. Music is a big part of the story with opera arias and piano concertos along the course of the party. But at last the story is a meditation on the transitory nature of life. Because it is an Irish story and specifically because it is James Joyce story it is very melancholy. But there is humor and the portrayal of the party is an amusing period piece of turn of the twentieth century Ireland. There is a number of mentions of the Irish Republican Army meetings plotting the coming uprising and the story is full of allusions to the Roman Catholic religion and the changing mores of the times.
But in the end, as the summation of the story, we see an intellectual coming to terms with the visceral nature of life. He feels that he’s never touched his wife’s heart the way the death of a childhood sweetheart did many years ago.
John Huston was a very sick old man when he made this film and the concept of mortality was of prime importance to him. And the James Joyce story is a good one. But I wonder how big the audience is for this movie. It’s a period piece and all the humor is mild and subdued. It’s highly sentimental and slow paced. I enjoy it a great deal and like it as a good end of year picture. But I would recommend prospective viewers consider in advance if they care for such tame and sad entertainment. I recommend this movie for the philosophic spirits out there.
1985 was a great year. President Ronald Reagan began his second term in office, The Portly Politico was born (not the blog, just me), and Dokken released their finest effort to date, the start-to-finish gem Under Lock and Key.
Their third studio album was also their most commercially successful up to that point, perhaps due in part to a more commercial sound. That said, Under Lock and Key isn’t just a Def Leppard sound-alike, or full of crowd-pleasing power ballads. It’s an album that rocks consistently, and even the mid-tempo material is full of fist-pumping fury.
Take the opener, “Unchain the Night.” Just like Tooth and Nail’s “Without Warning,” Under Lock and Key kicks off with a brief but effective instrumental intro (albeit part of the title track, instead of a separate tune), this time with synthesizers. I crank this part up as far as my Dodge minivan’s sound system will allow for the full, gut-punching effect—after a slow synth arpeggio drop, the guitars kick in full blast, and “Unchain the Night” truly begins.
I don’t know exactly what Dokken is trying to convey when he sings, “Never unchain the night/don’t tell me that the love is gone/never unchain the night/’Cause tomorrow’s another turn,” but it’s powerful, and a powerful earworm. I also can’t help but note the contrast with Breaking the Chain’s title track, which is all about breaking free of personal and emotional chains (a later chorus in “Unchain the Night” ends with “I’m never gonna set you free”—dang).
“The Hunter” is an equally effective second track. It’s the perfect song before heading out for a night on the town, as it’s all about being a hunter on the prowl, “Searching for love on these lonely streets again.” A common theme in rock ‘n’ roll is the pantheric nature of the wandering troubadour, never fully satisfied with his lot in life and love, constantly stalking the concrete jungles for a shot at romance—or unbridled lust. It’s not as intensely sexy as Whitesnake’s “Still of the Night,” but it gets the point across well.
The third track, “In My Dreams,” is a solid track, and was a minor hit for the band. Here the fullness of the band’s ensemble vocals is heard from the get-go. It’s a strong rocker, and one that showcases the band’s overall style and range well.
But for money, the best track on the album is “Lightnin’ Strikes Again,” a furious, intense, full-throttle rocker that never lets up. Like sitting through a raging thunderstorm, you can feel this track in your bones. It features an incredible, multi-measure drum fill that sounds like acoustical lightning, and some of Don Dokken’s finest vocal work as he leaps to seemingly impossible heights, with a call-and-response, “Lightnin’!/Lightnin’ Strikes Again!” repeats until the end.
The rest of the album is solid throughout; if anything, my failure as a reviewer is how hooked I am on “Lightnin’ Strikes Again.” When I listen to Under Lock and Key, I force myself to listen to the last five tracks, not because they suck, but because “Lightnin’ Strikes Again” is so good. “It’s Not Love” is a fun song about breaking with an obsessive girlfriend (not fun if you’ve ever experienced, but the song handles it cheekily). “Will the Sun Rise” is a brooding, beautiful, sad tune about warriors setting off in a post-nuclear war, and asks dolefully if they’ll ever see the sun or sky again.
Most reviewers recommend Under Lock and Key as a good place to start with Dokken, and I will repeat that advice unabashedly. It represents a mature version of the band, and it has something for almost any taste (as long as you’re broadly into hard rock and heavy metal from the 1980s). It remains one of my favorite albums of all time; if not in the Top Five, it’s definitely in the Top Ten. Highly recommended.
We continue our yuletide celebration of Dokken with the 1984’s Tooth and Nail. After the tepid performance of 1983’s Breaking the Chains, Dokken found themselves in debt to the tune of a cool half-a-million, and Elektra contemplated dropping the band. Don Dokken and his management convinced the label to give the group one last shot; thus, the tenacious title.
That tenacity paid off, and is heard in every riff of Tooth and Nail. If Breaking the Chains had some gems, Tooth and Nail shines like a diamond throughout. Indeed, it’s a testament to the band’s songwriting that their third album, Under Lock and Key, would improve upon Tooth and Nail’s sonic attack.
Simply put, this album rocks, while also offering up more pop-oriented tunes. Dokken opens the album with an atmospheric instrumental opener that’s just the right length. I’m a big fan of extended instrumental introductions, so long as they lead somewhere. “Without Warning” lives up to its title, as it seamlessly, suddenly transitions into the full-frontal assault of the title track, “Tooth and Nail.”
“Tooth and Nail” is the kind of opening rocker that should start every metal album. The track is fast and fun, with an excellent, memorable chorus. Don Dokken had been working with a vocal coach in Germany, and his improved range and technique are evident on “Tooth and Nail,” as he hits a stratospheric “Straight to the top!” toward the end of the song.
There are several other standout tracks, including the power ballad “Alone Again,” a song that helped boost flagging album sales. Some listeners scoff at power ballads, but I love them if they’re executed well, with solid dynamic contrast, memorable choruses, interesting bridges, etc. “Alone Again” doesn’t quite get to the level of, say, Heart’s “Alone” by these metrics, but it’s fun to sing in your car.
For my money, though, “When Heaven Comes Down” is a solid, underappreciated rocker, one that demonstrates the strength of the backing vocals. Don’t underestimate the power of good backing vocals (see also: Michael Anthony on almost every Van Halen song).
“Bullets to Spare” and “Turn on the Action,” the album’s closer, are similarly rockin’ affairs, though I’m partial to the latter. “Bullets to Spare” is the kind of cheeky tune that makes me love the macho humor of glam metal, but “Turn on the Action” sounds like the kind of tune that could have come on the heels of “Tooth and Nail” to make for the iconic double-rocker-opener that I crave.
Ultimately, Tooth and Nail helped get the band off life-support, and set the stage for the exquisite Under Lock and Key—the subject of our the third and final album in our series A Very Dokken Christmas.
This was a 2008 release that’s based on a true story. Greg Kinnear plays Bob Kearns, an engineering professor in the Detroit area in the 1960s who along with his wife Phyllis (played by Lauren Graham from the Gilmore Girls) and their six kids are living a happy mid-western existence. One day Bob was driving and he came across the difficulty of having single speed wipers in a light rain. If he left the windshield wipers on then the window would get dry and the blades would squeak and streak, but if he left them off, he couldn’t see. Being an inventor, he came up with an electronic device that allowed the wipers to work with a variable delay between cycles, now known as intermittent wipers. With the help of a friend who had an automotive component company he approaches Ford Motor Company about them purchasing his wiper invention to use in their cars. They convince him they need to have a copy of the device to get it approved by the federal agency that oversees automotive safety equipment and he provides it to them. Kearns leases factory space and goes into production on the device. Then Ford backs out of the deal and starts producing essentially the same device on their own.
The rest of the movie chronicles Bob’s twenty-year crusade to bring Ford to justice for stealing his invention. During that time, he loses his job, his wife and almost his mind. At a certain point he becomes so desperate that he jumps on a bus to Washington D.C. to “talk to the White House” about his problem. This lands him in a mental ward for several months. When he gets out, he hires a lawyer to sue Ford for stealing his idea. The lawyer (played by Alan Alda) gets an agreement from Ford to pay Bob several hundreds of thousands of dollars to settle. But when he finds out that Ford wouldn’t be admitting to the theft, just paying him off, Bob balks and refuses to give up his crusade against Ford. At this point he’s several years into this nightmare and without a job. His wife, exhausted with raising six kids and supporting the family leaves him.
Now alone and miserable, he spends all his waking hours teaching himself the law applying to theft of intellectual property and fighting off Ford’s counter-suits and other delaying tactics. Finally, twelve years after initiating the effort his suit goes to trial. He represents himself and blunders through the various amateur shortcomings of being a make-believe lawyer. But as the end of the trial approaches Ford’s representative suddenly offers him thirty million dollars to drop the suit. He refuses and everything comes down to the jury decision.
I won’t give away the ending but I will comment on the dilemma of this poor man. Basically, he traded away the best years of his life and the happiness of a family for the chance to get justice from a court over being robbed of an invention. I am an engineer but I’ve never had a “flash of genius.” But I think as much as I am a vindictive bastard, I’d have recognized that spending decades of my prime and losing the woman I love to be proven right is an obsessive-compulsive fool’s errand. Even if you win, you’ve lost. A corporation is an immortal being with godlike power. It can outlive you and overpower you. The best thing you can do is steer clear of them. They are by definition soulless and amoral. I think the lesson learned from this movie is that life is short. Justice that costs you your reason for living is too costly for real people. It’s a good movie and the character Bob is a recognizable type that I have met several times in my life. And I felt sorry for him but I think he made a big mistake. Good movie about a cautionary tale for nerds. Don’t trust the man.
To celebrate the Christmas season, I’d like to explore 80s hair metal giants Dokken’s first three albums, starting with their 1983 debut, Breaking the Chains. The story of this album is curious in itself, as there are actually two versions: one recorded in 1981, then in another with the classic Dokken line-up of Don Dokken, George Lynch, Mick Brown, and Jeff Pilson (Pilson played bass on the tour, but not on the album). The best treatment of that story is The Rageaholic’s Metal Mythos: DOKKEN video; indeed, that video first turned me on to Dokken, a band I’d almost entirely missed in past forays into 80s metal.
This review will cover the 1983 album, as that’s properly when “Dokken” as such began (some pressings of 1981’s Breakin’ the Chains—note the dropped “G” in the ’81 version’s title—listed the artist as “Don Dokken”). Also, I haven’t heard enough of the ’81 cut to comment upon it adequately.
Breaking the Chains kicks off with its excellent title track, a tune that’s both rockin’ and sleek. It’s central riff—built around a persistent transition from E minor to D to C, and back again—is simple but effective, and resolves nicely into the G major of the distinctive chorus. Like much of 80s hair metal, the tune effortlessly combines a brooding sense of rock ‘n’ roll machismo with a catchy, radio-friendly chorus.
The album’s second track, “In The Middle,” is another mid-tempo rocker, but feels like a missed opportunity. The opening track itself, while exquisite, is already a slower tune. The decision to follow that up with another andante selection makes for a lackluster double opener. Dokken would perfect the “rockin’-double-opener” approach on future albums, but the best tracks on Breaking the Chains await.
Really, the album doesn’t really get cooking until the fifth track, “Live to Rock (Rock to Live),” an unapologetic rocker all about, well, rockin’ out. I’ve yet to give this track the “drive test” I referenced in my Down to Earth review, but I’m sure it would pass. Speaking of the drive test, Dokken follows “Live to Rock” with “Nightrider,” which sounds like driving a sports car with a panther on the roof through the rain-slick neon of an 80s night. These two tracks should have appeared a bit earlier on the album.
The album closes with a live recording of “Paris is Burning” from a 1982 show in Berlin. That track rips open with a George Lynch guitar solo that sounds like Van Halen’s “Eruption.” That kind of guitar pyrotechnics is missing from most of the record, so this live recording is a welcome addition to the album.
Much of this initial effort is enjoyable but forgettable, but there are some real gems on Breaking the Chains, not just the title track. All in all, it’s a solid record that points to the intensity and power of future Dokken releases.