The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 3 Episode 26 – Little Girl Lost

Chris and Ruth Miller wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of their six-year-old daughter Tina crying for them.  Chris puts on his slippers and goes into Tina’s room but she’s not in her bed.  He calls to her and she answers him but he can’t see her.  Thinking that she’s rolled off and under the bed he looks underneath but she’s not there.  Ruth comes into the room and turns on the light.  Now they see she’s not in the room but they can still hear Tina crying out for them and now her voice seems to be coming from different places in the house.  Chris says he’s going to check under the house but as he opens the kitchen door the little family dog Mack runs inside and runs past Ruth and under the bed.  But Mack disappears too and only his bark indicates that he’s still nearby.

Chris rushes back in the room and after catching up with what happened from Ruth, he tells her that Tina isn’t under the house and he is going to call for help.  He calls his friend Bill and tells him to hurry over.  Ruth wants to know what Bill can do.  Chris tells her that Bill is a physicist and maybe he can explain what is happening.

When Bill arrives, he listens to the story from the couple and then with Chris’s help he moves the bed out of the way.  After some trial and error poking at the floor and wall behind the bed he finds a door sized area of the wall that, though it appears solid, allows his hand to pass through it.  Borrowing a piece of chalk from Ruth he draws an arch around where the portal to another dimension seems to have opened.

Bill tells the Millers that the portal is an opening between our three-dimensional universe and a higher dimensioned space that temporarily are juxtaposed next to each other.  Bill asks why he can’t just go in and get Tina and Bill says that the other dimension may not be normal enough for human sight to navigate it successfully.  He suggests that they call to Tina and tell her to hold onto Mack and follow him back out when they call the dog.  Apparently, the sharper senses of the dog would be a more reliable conduit for escape back into our world.

Tina does indeed see Mack and she begins to follow their instructions but while Chris is coaxing her to follow the dog, he falls into the portal and now is standing in the strange murky and confusing space inside the wall.  With much back and forth talk between Chris and Tina she slowly follows Mack back to where Chris is waiting.  Meanwhile Bill is imploring Chris to hurry the process as much as possible.  Finally, Chris has Tina by the hand and all at once the two people and the dog come tumbling out onto the floor of Tina’s bedroom.  Ruth grabs Tina and takes her out of the room for safety.  Bill stands talking to Chris about the escape.  Chris asks Bill how he was able to see him to pull him out of the portal.  Bill explains that Chris was never fully in the portal.  His back was still in the room.  And now Bill slaps his hand on the wall where the portal used to be.  It was shut.  Bill told him that it was closing all the time he was half in and half out of it.  Another few seconds and he would have been cut in half by its closing.

This is a weird one.  The dramatic effect of the episode is marred by a few problems.  The voice of Tina is actually noticeably that of a grown woman affecting a childish sound.  I found it quite annoying.  And the scene in the other dimension where Chris is calling to Tina and each can’t see the other but keep calling back and forth is also kind of monotonous and annoying.  I get that they were trying to build suspense and excitement but I thought it was overly long and not very effective visually.  And the fact that Chris would call a physicist to handle a missing child is kind of “Ghostbusteresque.”

But the use of the dimensional portal as a plot element in the conventional setting of a normal American household is original and interesting.  Well, at least original for TV.  After all, I remember Heinlein had that story “And He Built a Crooked House.”  Either way it’s an interesting story concept.  Despite the less than brilliant dramatic elements I’m giving this a B+.

Sharyl Attkisson Tells Us Why Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn Was Targeted by the Russia-Gate Scam

Attkisson was spied on by the Obama Justice Department because of her sources in the Intelligence community and she knows quite a bit about how and why.  She points out that Flynn as the former director of the Defense Intelligence Agency under Obama knew what was going on and was supposed to clean up the FISA malfeasance.  And that’s why he was targeted.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2019/05/10/the_government_spied_on_me_you_could_be_next_140291.html

Guest Contributor – War Pig – SF&F Movie Review – EEGAH!

EEGAH!  (also known as; “EEGAH! The Name Written In Blood”)

A 1962 schlock sci-fi movie apparently shot on a budget in the double digits. It is notable for three things; first, being one of the 50 worst movies ever made. Second, introducing us to Richard Kiel who went on to star as the giant alien in the Twilight Zone episode “To Serve Man”, and as the melancholy villain/henchman Jaws in the James Bond franchise. Lastly, it proudly introduced America to the dune buggy, a sort of hot rod with “tires filled with water for traction” meant to climb desert sand dunes. If you ever watched the cartoon Speed Buggy as a child, you’ll get the drift.

The comely Marilyn Manning plays the beautiful damsel and a forgettable Arch Hall, Jr as the hero with a DA haircut and a poorly recorded singing voice.

Kiel was the only decent actor in the lot and he played well considering what he was given to work with. I love the movie as I love all scholcky sci-fi movies, the worse, the better. Arch Hall, Sr drafted his son as the hero and himself played a part in the movie. Senior wrote it and headed the film company.

Poor EEGAH. He somehow survived in a cave from the caveman days to present, along with his mummified family. How he managed to live years in the area around Palm Springs without discovery is a mystery, but the movie glosses over all that. Fumes or something. He is in the road looking for roadkill and is almost hit by the comely heroine, who passes out at the sight of him and accidentally scares him off by honking the horn. An Easter egg is that there are sheep bleating in the background when EEGAH picks up a deer carcass and carries it off. She tells her father, a sort of amateur archaeologist or something, who goes out in a helicopter to be dropped off to look around. The chopper drops him off but that is the last we hear of the chopper. It breaks or something so the hero and heroine ride off in the new Dune Buggy to go look for dear old dad.

Dad is found, the hero sent off, and the heroine captured by the amorous caveman. She’s the best looking things he’s seen in 10,000 years and she smells good, too. The heroine tries to keep EEGAH interested enough in her so that he doesn’t kill them both, while at the same time keeping things from going too far. Pretty much like a date with a fratboy, I guess. She shaves her father for some unknown and inappropriate reason, then EEGAH wants a shave, too. So she shaves him while he tries to make zug-zug with her and eat the shaving cream at the same time. A hilarious scene for me.

At any rate, the hero returns from wherever, gets dad and daughter out of the cave, and there is the predictable chase scene with the three of them running away from EEGAH in the dune buggy back to Palm Springs in time for a pool party which allows the heroine to show off her bikini bod (and a rather good, one, too), then to change into a form fitting sheath dress for a later party. Poor EEGAH comes to town looking for his love and instead gets into a comical series of adventures with civilization which were apparently stolen straight from the caveman scenes in Dinosaurus, another sci-fi movie from two years earlier. Then he crashes the pool party, whips all the fratboys, tries to run off with his lady love like a good caveman will do although he carries her instead of dragging her off by the hair. But the cops arrive and that is the end of poor EEGAH as he finds out a good club and a 7’2” frame are no match for little metal pellets going 1100 feet per second.

This movie is so loaded with cheese that it’s really a comedy. Marilyn Manning has two other IMDB credits, one of which was the actually good Sadist. Pity, as Ms Manning was very easy on the eyes, especially in a bikini. She could have given me a shave any day, if I had shaved back in 1962. Cuter than Annette Funicello of the Beach Party movie franchise. Mr Kiel went on to do bit parts calling for a tall guy and also got some better roles. As mentioned, he was an alien in Twilight Zone and Jaws in the James Bond franchise. He also played the tall man in the Adam Sandler movie Happy Gilmore. Overall, he has 82 credits on IMDB and had a successful career. Arch Hall Jr has a total of 9 IMDB credits, 6 of them his father’s films. He left acting to become a pilot. What happened to Marilyn Manning after her three movies is not known and I can find nothing really about her. She was a chiropractor’s receptionist in the same building as the film company for EEGAH! and was brought in because of her very good looks.

Overall, EEGAH! Is a hilarious send-up of sci-fi/horror movies. Like Plan 9 From Outer Space, it’s so bad, it’s good.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 3 Episode 25 – The Fugitive

In the first scene we see some boys playing softball.  When one is called out by the umpire a little girl with a leg brace (Jenny) complains about the call.  An old man (Ben) with a big moustache chastises her for contesting the umpire.  Then the old man is up to bat.  He hits the ball and it disappears over the trees like a rocket.  The kids lament the loss of the ball and the old man promises to make up for it by playing a game where they are space rangers and he is an outer space monster.  When the kids sneak up on the monster’s lair (a large bush) a real monster comes out and the kids “shoot” it with ray guns (really just their fingers pointing like a gun and making a ray gun noise).  The monster pretends to be shot and falls behind the bush.  And immediately the old man jumps out and says to the kids, “I think you got him.”

Old Ben carries Jenny (because of her disability) back to the apartment building where they both live.  Ben lives alone and Jenny lives with her very unpleasant Aunt Agnes (played by Nancy Kulp who was Miss Jane Hathaway on the Beverly Hillbillies).  Aunt Agnes is unhappy because she’s been forced to take responsibility for her orphaned niece.  And Agnes hates Ben whom she thinks encourages her niece to misbehave.  When Ben brings Jenny home, they both get abused verbally by Aunt Agnes.  Ben heads to his apartment.

Two men who claim to be police detectives show up at Aunt Agnes’ door and want to know information about Ben.  They imply that he may be a fugitive that they are chasing.  Hearing this, Jenny sneaks away to Ben’s apartment to warn him.  When Ben hears about the two men, he tells Jenny that he really is a fugitive but from a different planet.  And that he must leave Earth to escape these two men.  Suddenly the two men and Aunt Agnes are banging at the door of Ben’s apartment.  When they come in, they find Jenny but Ben is gone.  After interrogating her they bring her back to her room and the two men leave.  Aunt Agnes yells at Jenny and sends her to bed without supper.  As soon as she is alone, she takes a mouse out of her hand and putting it down it becomes Ben.  Ben tells her it is time for him to leave but before he goes, he has something for her.  She closes her eyes and Ben takes out a hand held device that has a whirling propeller and gives off a light and a noise.  He plays the light over her crippled leg and she is cured.  Ben turns into a fly and disappears out the window.

Jenny runs down the stairs to go after Ben but before she gets out the door, the two detectives point another device like the one Ben used before and Jenny falls unconscious to the floor.  A doctor is summoned and tells Aunt Agnes that Jenny seems to be dying.

Ben returns to Jenny’s room as a fly and then becomes himself.  Using his mysterious device, he wakes Jenny and tells her that the two men did this to her to force him to return.  And now they enter the room.  But what we discover from their talk is that Ben is a runaway king of a far distant world and these two men are loyal servants sent to bring him back to his loving subjects.  Ben acquiesces to returning home.  Jenny begs to go with Ben but the men say it wouldn’t be allowed by their laws.  When Jenny asks them to leave to the room to allow her to say goodbye to Ben the agree as long as Ben promises not to escape.  When they return Ben has changed himself into a twin of Jenny.  Since neither of the twins will admit which is Ben, the detectives will be forced to take both Jennies back to Ben’s world.

Serling’s closing monologue confirms that Ben doesn’t appear as an old man back on his planet.  A picture of him seems to be a boy of about sixteen, even though chronologically he’s hundreds of years old.  And Serling says when Jenny grows up, she’ll be a queen.

Most of the episode is a somewhat sentimental science fiction version of Cinderella.  But I found the idea that Old Ben who was very grandfatherly toward ten year old Jenny would eventually become her husband quite creepy.  Honestly, it ruined the whole thing for me.    F

Sharyl Attkisson Tells What Happens to a Reporter Who Defies the Media Narrative

Sharyl Attkisson is not a conservative.  She’s probably a liberal but apparently she’s also an honest journalist.  But when she let that honesty infect her journalism and threaten the Mainstream Media’s Narrative CBS shut down her ability to break stories they didn’t want seen.  When she left CS the narrative was that she was a closet conservative who was finally outed and had to leave the Land of Oz and descend into the nether regions where troglodyte reporters wail and gnash their teeth.  She tells her tale and it’s interesting to see how this should be all the objective proof needed to confirm the truth of the Narrative’s stranglehold over the Mainstream Media.  Here is someone who isn’t conservative but experienced what happens when you try to tell objective political facts about the Left.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/what-my-leaving-cbs-news-revealed-about-the-news-industry_2901934.html