Star Trek – The Original Series – Complete Series Review – Season 3 Episode 15 – Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

I think this episode can be summed up with one phrase, “Frank Gorshin with his face painted black on one side and white on the other.”  I think that alone provides enough insight into just how low the bar was now set for scripts.  So, there is a planet blah, blah, blah where some of the people are black on the right side and white on the left side and the rest of the people have the colors reversed.  And one group is the elite and the other group is oppressed as a lesser race.  Gee I wonder where the writer came up with that idea?

Oh, it’s pointless to go through this thing.  In synopsis, Kirk is trying to referee two of these zebra people.  One is a lawman trying to extradite his fugitive back to their planet for punishment.  He uses his magical brain powers to force the ship to go where he wants it.  Kirk holds him off temporarily by using the destruct sequence.  But the alien lawman then deactivates the sequence.  Finally, they get to the world and everyone is dead.  They killed each other off to the last striped individual.  Now get an even stupider sequence.  We are subjected to Spock narrating the two striped boobs chasing each other through the ship, “He has passed rec room 3.  He’s drinking from water fountain H42B.  He’s taking a bathroom break at urinal U13.5.”  And both runners look like they’ve been sprinting for a week instead of just jogging in a relatively small ship.

Frank Gorshin and his prey transport off the Enterprise and continue their pursuit on their dead world.  Uhura and Kirk mumble some inanities about all the two men have left is their hate.

I object to this episode because it lacks sensitivity toward penguins and zebras which are both species that are black and white.  Wouldn’t it have been better if the men were half blue and half green?  Although aren’t there some parrots that are blue and green?  Oh, what’s an anti-racist to do?

This episode sucks.  I give it a 0 // 0.  And that’s even though I liked the destruct sequence bit.  The rest of it was actually in the negative rating range.

05JAN2022 – Quote of the Day

The Darkling Thrush

 

I leant upon a coppice gate

When Frost was spectre-grey,

And Winter’s dregs made desolate

The weakening eye of day.

The tangled bine-stems scored the sky

Like strings of broken lyres,

And all mankind that haunted nigh

Had sought their household fires.

 

The land’s sharp features seemed to be

The Century’s corpse outleant,

His crypt the cloudy canopy,

The wind his death-lament.

The ancient pulse of germ and birth

Was shrunken hard and dry,

And every spirit upon earth

Seemed fervourless as I.

 

At once a voice arose among

The bleak twigs overhead

In a full-hearted evensong

Of joy illimited;

An aged thrush, frail, gaunt, and small,

In blast-beruffled plume,

Had chosen thus to fling his soul

Upon the growing gloom.

 

So little cause for carolings

Of such ecstatic sound

Was written on terrestrial things

Afar or nigh around,

That I could think there trembled through

His happy good-night air

Some blessed Hope, whereof he knew

And I was unaware.

 

Thomas Hardy

04JAN2022 – OCF Update – Life Resumes

So the guy showed up yesterday and after several hours of fiddling around he got the heater going again.  It still sounded terrible but it slowly heated the house up so that when it failed again today at 11 am my teeth weren’t chattering.  I pushed the reset button then calmly called up the “Company.”  And, wonder of wonders, they finally agree with me.  The fan they installed a month ago needs to be replaced.

So we’ve gathered our wits and gotten an electric space heater to keep us alive while they replace the fan this afternoon and life has resumed!

Although it’s pretty cold today, the sun is out and I hope to get Camera Girl to unleash the hounds and allow me to try and get tracking autofocus shots of them running with the A7 IV.

And I intend to continue to press on to the end of Star Trek Season 3 no matter the damage to my body, mind and soul.

Fiction writing will have to wait until I can get a block of time that isn’t submerged in contractor management grief.

The news is sort of slow.  I read that the Senate is putting aside work on BBB and will attempt to enshrine voter fraud into law.  If they fail they intend to try and eliminate the filibuster.  We’ll see if Manchin and Sistema are still holding them off.

So things are getting back to normal and I hope to have something a little less nonsensical to read soon.

So Now Physicists Are Saying the Big Bang is Just a Local Burp

Just reading this stuff makes me wonder if the scientific enterprise should be put on hold for a few millennia until we’ve usefully used the knowledge we accumulated before the twenty first century.  I mean nuclear and solid state physics have enough wonders to keep technology busy for fifty thousand years.  Maybe we should put our “geniuses” to work doing practical stuff for a good long time before we let them wallow in arrays of big bangs stretching into infinities of infinities in every dimension.

But if you like reading this stuff then have at it.  Einstein backed up his relativity theory with easily tested predictions.  When these bozos can point to a glob of dark energy then I’ll get interested.

A Doctor in Hawaii Says Enough With the COVID Theater

Here’s a doctor admitting the truth about COVID.  I assume he’ll be burned at the stake in his home in Hawaii.

  • Enough Signaling That We Can Stop the Spread of SARS-CoV-2
  • Enough of the Weekly Testing
  • Enough of the Mask Mandates
  • Enough of Vaccine Passports
  • Enough of Vaccine Mandates

 

He describes himself as “Buzz Hollander, MD is a family physician on the Big Island of Hawaii with no ideological axes to grind.”

Well the name buzz doesn’t inspire confidence in me but if you read his article it is extremely thoughtful.  If only someone in the Biden administration could read it might help matters.

 

 

Star Trek – The Original Series – Complete Series Review – Season 3 Episode 14 – Whom Gods Destroy

Oy!  Well, we’re back to season three material.  Kirk and Spock bring medicine to an insane asylum under a dome on a planet with a poison atmosphere.  But it turns out that the director is really one of the patients.  A former star ship captain named Captain Garth has shifted shape to look like the director and takes Kirk and Spock captive.  He attempts to get onto the Enterprise by assuming Kirk’s form but he doesn’t know the password that Kirk gave to Scotty before he left the ship.

So, Garth tortures Kirk.  When that doesn’t work, he tries to tempt Kirk with a scantily clad woman that possesses all the characteristics valued by the superficial male.  This woman is played by Yvonne Craig who was Batgirl back in the 1960s.  But Kirk resists.  Then Spock frees Kirk and they contact the Enterprise but this time it’s Spock who is Captain Garth in disguise.  But Kirk figures out the trick and refuses to give the password.  Finally, the real Spock shows up and after a Kirk-on-Kirk hand-to-hand fight he stuns the fake Kirk and ends this boring tale.

Analyzing this feeble tale breaks into three components.  First there is the theatrical value.  This is less than negligible.  Second is the Shatner mockery index.  This is actually quite high.  Between the Kirk facial expressions during the torture and the psychotic breakdown that Garth has while in Kirk’s form there is plenty to enjoy.  The third component let us call miscellaneous effects.  Ms. Craig performs a spirited and sultry dance of lusty debauchery which is at least something.

But rolling all three of these components together still can’t salvage this poor mess.

I’ll call it 4 // 6.