Tech Entrepreneur Stabbed to Death in San Fran. People of Color Hardest Hit

San Francisco, that jewel in the crown of Gavin Noisome’s fantasy kingdom of California has reached the predictable point where even the Tech billionaires will have to become meta residents of San Francisco while their corporeal selves move to Montana and Idaho.

Bob Lee the tech entrepeneur behind Cash App and other tech companies was stabbed to death in one of the “safe” enclaves of the homeless encampment formerly known as San Francisco.  Lee had already moved out of the city because his family meant something to him but he was visiting for business and apparently mistook the description “relatively safe” for somewhere a rational person would walk with impunity.

When reached for comment Gavin Nuisance was heard to say, “California is pioneering a new way for billionaires and common people to interact; stabbing.  If given the chance I’d like to spread this new way of living across this great nation.”  At that point the Gordon Gecko look-alike had to dodge a hammer-wielding homeless man who was wrestled to the ground by the governor’s entourage.  The hair-gelled talking head was whisked away in a helicopter to avoid the gathering zombie crowd and the speech ended predictably.

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ArthurinCali
ArthurinCali
3 years ago

To borrow a description from Zman, why does it take a member of the ‘Cloud’ People getting struck down by the lawlessness of SF to make it an issue? The elderly Asians and other vulnerable Dirt People have known for awhile now how bad it has become. Don’t even mention the minority test scores on math and reading either…