The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 17 – Twenty Two

 

A woman in a hospital bed is awakened at night by a very loud clock ticking.  She reaches for a glass of water and drops it on the floor where it shatters.  She hears footsteps in the hallway and gets up and follows it in time to see a nurse enter the elevator and head for the bottom floor.  The woman waits for the elevator, takes it down to the bottom floor, follows the hallway to the end and in front of Room 22 which is the morgue, she sees the nurse open the door and say to her, “Room for one more honey.”  She screams and runs away.

The next morning the woman who is a stripper named Liz Powell is visited by her doctor who tells her that she is imagining that a dream is reality.  She tells him that she’s had this alleged dream several nights running and every time it happens exactly the same way.  He tells her that it’s a symptom of her nervous exhaustion and can’t possibly be real because the night nurse looks nothing like the description that Liz gave.  He tells her tonight to change what she does to force the dream out of its pattern.

That night she tries to change things by not reaching for the glass but she ends up knocking it over accidentally anyway.  The dream finishes out as expected.  The next day she leaves the hospital and goes to the airport to catch a flight.  She has the same strange feeling she did during her dreams.  Then she drops a glass figurine that shatters like the glass.  Finally she heads for Gate 22 and at the top of the stairs is the nurse dressed as a stewardess who says “Room for one more honey.  Liz screams and runs down the stairs back to the airport.  Watching from the window she sees the airplane take off and burst into flames.

What the hell?

Okay, Barbara Nichols, who plays Liz is a voluptuous babe (although a little the worse for wear and tear).  But I’ve gotta say this was a hot mess.  It’s the story of a prophetic dream but I don’t know how to describe this as a good episode.  Let’s be generous and give it a C.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 16 – A Penny for Your Thoughts

Hector Poole is a bank clerk who while walking one day to work bought a newspaper and when he threw the quarter into the newsie’s cash box it landed on its edge and stayed there.  The newsie tells him he’s never seen that happen before and when Hector sees what he happened he realizes he now can read the minds of the people near him.

Unfortunately, almost everyone whose mind he reads are thinking of doing something bad.  One of the bank’s customers is planning to use a loan to bet on the horses in an attempt to pay back money he embezzled previously.  His boss is planning to cheat on his wife.  And one of the other clerks is planning to steal a briefcase full of money and run off to Bermuda.

The only positive is that the secretary Helen is secretly in love with him.  As the day progresses Hector gets deeper and deeper in trouble.  When he tells his boss about the embezzler his boss assumed he was cracking up.  When he tells him about the clerk who planned to rob the bank he convinces the boss to confront the clerk and when no money is found in the clerk’s bag Hector is fired.  As he’s packing up he gets up the courage to tell Helen he likes her too and that he can read minds.  But when Bagby finds out that the embezzler has been exposed he rehires Hector.  Helen telepathically tells Hector to confront Bagby and demand a promotion and new office.  Bagby refuses but Hector lets him know he knows about the affair he is having.  Bagby relents and gives in to Hector.

Hector asks Helen to walk home with him and on the way he buys another newspaper and this time his quarter knocks over the one that was still standing on edge.  And at once he could no longer hear the thoughts of those around him.

This episode is a fantasy take on the Jack Lemon movie “The Apartment.”  Hector Poole was played by Dick York who was Darrin Stephens on Bewitched.  He has the face of a beleaguered honest shnook.  Here’s a Twilight Zone with a goofy plot and a happy ending.  A.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 15 – The Invaders

The story takes place in a rustic farmhouse, with only candles and lamps for light, out in the middle of nowhere.  An older woman (played by Agnes Moorehead) is cooking her dinner in the kitchen.  Suddenly a high-pitched whine hurts her ears and then there is a crash on the roof of her house and she falls to the floor.  When she climbs up a ladder and opens a door onto the roof, she sees a miniature flying saucer about five feet in diameter has landed on the building.  As she watches a little man in a space suit about eight inches tall walks out of the ship.  She knocks him into the opening and he falls down the hole.  Another comes out of the ship and fires a tiny ray gun at her so she bowls him over with a lamp she throws at him and he falls off the roof.

The woman climbs back down the ladder and starts searching the house for the little invaders.  She meets up with them a number of times and they manage to hurt her enough with their ray guns to raise a series of blisters on her skin.  One of them even steals a kitchen knife and cuts her on the hand and calf at various points in the story.  Finally, at a certain point she traps one of them in her bed blanket and after tugging the knife out of his grasp she beats the blanket with the space man in it against a table until we assume, he is dead.  Then she puts the space man into a box and throws it into the fire place to burn.

The woman then up the ladder to the roof and taking a small hatchet she chops the space ship into wreckage.  While she is doing this, we hear a voice apparently calling over a radio to his base reporting that they have landed on a planet of giants and that his crew mate has been killed and that he himself is dying.  He warns that no retaliation or further landings should be attempted because the giants are just too powerful.

As the woman walks away, we get a closeup of the ruined ship and written on the side is US Air Force, Space Probe No. 1.  The tiny men were us!  Dun dun dunnnnnn!

When I was a little kid, I thought this was great.  Then when I grew up, I thought it was really cheap.  Now, I’m somewhere in the middle.  Agnes Moorehead is an annoying mute and pretty homely to boot.  She only screeches, whines, cries and moans a little.  Are the giants mute?  Who the hell knows?  The fact that the space men were running around like high speed mice whenever they were off camera but stood like statues whenever you could see them was very cheesy.  How they wielded a knife that was bigger than they were and almost weighed as much is beyond comprehension.  And how the two of them weren’t killed when they were dropped from what to them would have been a hundred feet on Earth is laughable.  And finally, once again they managed to recycle a prop from Forbidden Planet (the miniature flying saucer).

Alright, I’ll split the difference B-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 14 – The Whole Truth

Jack Carson plays Harvey Hunnicut a New York City used car salesman who tries to sell decrepit automotive wrecks to unsuspecting car buyers.  His sales pitches have absolutely zero resemblance to reality and never get anywhere within a mile of the truth.

Along comes an old man selling a Model A Ford and Harvey tells him that the car isn’t worth a dime but he’ll give him twenty-five dollars.  The man sells him the car and then tells him that the car is haunted.  Any man who owns the car has to tell the absolute truth about everything.

Now Harvey starts going into his sales pitch to a young couple and tells the awful truth about the awful cars he sells.  Of course, they run away and Harvey is starting to despair.  Next his wife calls up and he tells her that the inventory story he tells her every week is actually a ruse to hide his weekly poker game with the boys.  Finally, his sales assistant asks him again about his long-delayed raise and Harvey tells the sad truth that there isn’t a chance in the world of his ever getting a raise working for Harvey.  His assistant punches him in the face and knocks him down before exiting the establishment.

Next day a politician named Honest Luther Grimbley comes in looking to buy an old car that will make his constituents think he is poor.  Harvey is willing to sell it for a song but when Grimbley asks if there are any strings attached, he tells him the honesty catch.  Grimbley recoils and said no politician could possibly buy it because it would destroy his career.

Before Grimbley leaves he tells Harvey that it would be fun to sell it to the politician who was on the front page of the newspaper.

In the last scene we find out that Harvey has sold the car to Nikita Khrushchev who is getting ready to speak at the UN and now will have to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  He calls the operator and asks if there is a way for him to speak to Jack Kennedy.

Jack Carson is great.  He can even make this clunker fun.  And I always give Serling a break if he can make it funny.  This should be a B but for the above considerations I’m going to promote it to an A-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 13 – Back There

This is a straight up time travel story.  Peter Corrigan is a member of an elite club in Washington D.C.  He and his fellow club members are debating whether it’s possible for someone to go back in time and thereby change history.  As he leaves his club, he becomes dizzy outside the door and when he comes to himself, he realizes that everything has changed and appears as it would in the mid-nineteenth century.  When he arrives at his home it isn’t his anymore.  He talks to the landlady and she agrees to rent him a room.  As he’s walking to his room, he hears an army officer who is leaving say that President Lincoln will be at the theater that the officer and his girlfriend are also about to attend.  Upon cross-examining the officer, he confirms that the performance is the one that Lincoln attended when Booth assassinated him.

Peter rushes to the Ford Theater and tries to convince them that Lincoln’s life is in terrible danger.  He makes a nuisance of himself and ends up arrested.  At the police station he tries to convince the police about the assassination and is about to be jailed when a stranger intercedes with the police and has Peter remanded to his custody.  The man introduces himself as Mr. Wellington and takes him to his rooms where he tries to understand how Peter knows what he says he knows.  After Peter tells his story Mr. Wellington gives Peter a handkerchief for an injury he sustained with the police and a glass a wine to calm his nerves.  But the wine is drugged and Peter passes out.  When he awakens, he yells for help and the landlady and a police officer show up.  Telling the landlady his story he finds out that the man wasn’t named Wellington but John Wilkes Booth.  Now Peter is panicked and he tries to force the policeman to run to the theater and save the President.  But it’s too late, Lincoln has already been shot and the news is being shouted on the street.

Now when Peter walks down the street he is back in the future and he arrives at his club and he tries to tell his former debaters that history cannot be changed even if a man can go back in town.  But a curious thing has happened in his absence.  A man who was a waiter previously is now a rich club member.  By his own narration we find out that the family fortune was founded when his ancestor who was a Washington policeman forcefully attempted to convince the authorities that they should protect Lincoln at Ford’s Theater.  This prescience so impressed everyone that he was advanced to authority where his performance brought him riches.  So even if some things can’t be changed, others can.  When Peter reaches for his handkerchief, he finds one monogrammed JWB (John Wilkes Booth).

Peter is played by Russell Johnson (the Professor from Gilligan’s Island).  It’s a pretty clever story and somewhat fun.  The only downside is the scene where Peter is at the door of the theater and he is pounding on the door and shouting.  It hearkens back to my dislike for any Twilight Zone episode that degenerates into someone shouting wildly at no one visible.

Because of this I’ll take away a half point B-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 12 – Dust

A small town in the Old West.  A peddler named Sykes arrives and walks into the town jail and goads the prisoner named Luis Gallegos about his imminent hanging.  Sykes revels in the strength of the five-strand hemp rope that he sold to the town for the noose.  The Sheriff berates Sykes and tells him to stop torturing the condemned man.

Sykes goes outside and watches the funeral procession for a little girl who was run down by a wagon driven by the man about to be hanged.  As it comes out in various accounts Gallegos was depressed about his financial difficulties so he got drunk and riding home he struck the child without knowing it.

Sykes loudly celebrates to the girl’s parents the upcoming hanging of their daughter’s killer.  They are too devastated to pay him any attention but head to the church for the funeral.  Another viewer of the procession is Luis’s father.  He apologizes for his son’s action and says that if he could exchange his life for the little girl’s he would gladly do it.  But once again they move on thinking only of their lost daughter.

Sykes sees Luis’s father and has an idea.  He sends a message to the old man saying that if he can obtain one hundred pesos then Sykes will sell him a bag of magic dust that will turn the hate in the hearts of the townspeople to love and thus save Luis’s life.

The old man begs and borrows the money and Sykes gives him a tobacco sack that he has filled with the dirt he found on the town’s main street.  With the hanging about to begin Mr. Gallegos runs to the gallows and pathetically casts the “magic dust” into the air hoping it will sway the crowd.  But as he does it, he hears the crack of the trap door opening and winces.  But when he opens his eyes and turns around, he sees that the rope snapped and Luis is lying below the gallows alive.

Some of the crowd call out for the hanging to be repeated.  The Sheriff asks the girl’s parents if they want it repeated.  The father is unsure but his wife says Luis has suffered enough.  Her husband agrees and the Sheriff releases Luis to his overjoyed father and they depart.

Now Sykes is looking at the broken rope and is perplexed how a brand new five strand hemp rope could fail on its first use.  He concludes that the dust really was magic.  And as proof of this he gives the one hundred gold pesos to some poor children who are near him in the street.

This one is a little too arch for me.  Sykes is too creepy and Luis and his father are a little too sympathetic.  Regardless of whether Sykes is a terrible man, Gallegos is not a blameless victim.  Being poor and an outsider doesn’t automatically mean we just sympathize with the negligent killer of a little girl.  Serling over did it here.  C-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 11 – The Night of the Meek

If you were a kid back in the day this was your favorite Twilight Zone episode.  Santa Claus.

Henry Corwin is a skid row bum who every year dresses up as Santa Claus at the local department store.  But Henry is overcome with sadness for the fate of the poor inhabitants of his slum neighborhood.  He goes to the local bar and drinks until he’s drunk and cries until he’s thrown out of the bar.  On the way to the store he meets poor children begging him for things that might make their Christmas less sad.  And he cries.

At his job as Santa his inebriated state draws the ire of a little boy and his mother who report him to the store manager Mr. Dundee.  Dundee berates Henry and fires him for his drinking.  Henry apologizes for his condition but explains that he drinks because his sadness for the suffering of the poor hurts him too much.  And he says if he could have one wish it would be that just one Christmas, he’d “like to see the meek inherit the earth.”

Later on, he is walking down an alley when he hears sleigh bells and finds a big sack full of gifts.  Amazed and ecstatic with joy he heads to the local Salvation Army mission and starts handing out gifts to his fellow down and outs.  And every package turns out to be the exact gift wanted by the recipient.  This goes happily along until the lady running the place complains to the police that Henry is handing out stolen property.

Officer Flaherty arrests Henry and calls Mr. Dundee to tell him that Henry must have stolen merchandise from his store and is handing it out to his poor neighbors.  But when they inspect his sack all they find is trash.  Flaherty tells Henry he is free to go.  Now Dundee berates Flaherty for his stupidity.  Flaherty declares that something supernatural had occurred but Dundee says if that is true, he’d like to see the bag produce a rare bottle of cherry brandy.  And of course, Henry produces the brandy as he leaves and wishes them a Merry Christmas.

Back at the Salvation Army spot he finishes handing over gifts to all of his neighbors.  One of his friends asks Henry what gift he wants.  And he says he can’t think of one but if he had his wish it would be to give gifts like this every year.  Wandering back to the alley where he found the sack, he sees a sleigh drawn by reindeers and an elf that calls him Santa and invites him onto the sleigh.

Later on, Flaherty and Dundee are walking down the street and see Henry and the elf flying through the sky in the reindeer drawn sleigh.  Overcome by the wonder Dundee offers Flaherty the hospitality of his home, a drink of the brandy, and says, “we’ll thank God for miracles, Flaherty.”

What can I say?  This episode is outrageously melodramatic and sentimental.  But if I can’t give Art Carney as Santa Claus an A then I might as well join the SJWs and join the war on Christmas.  The only suggestion I’d make is that this episode should be watched on December 24th with the small children of the family in attendance.  And to all a good night.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 10 – A Most Unusual Camera

This one falls under the broad category of fantasy and combines aspects of a fable about karma with what can go wrong when you can see the future.

Chester and Paula Diedrich are crooks.  The night before they robbed an antique shop and Paula reads a newspaper article about the crime describing the stolen merchandise in terms that Chester sees as the real crime.  He complains that all the rare items listed are actually nothing but worthless junk and he’ll be lucky to get five dollars for the whole lot.  This includes a strange old camera with an inscription in a foreign language on the front that he found in the shop.  Just for laughs he gets Paula to pose near the window for a picture.  A few seconds later a developed picture pops out of the camera.  But when he looks at the picture Paula is wearing a mink coat.  This all very confusing until a few minutes later while opening a box that they stole from the shop they find a mink coat just like the one in the picture.

Later on, they take a picture of the apartment door and the picture shows Paula’s brother Woodward opening the door.  But since Woodward is in jail, they feel the camera must be malfunctioning.  A few minutes later Woodward walks in.  He has broken out of jail and wants to stay with them.  Now Chester figures out that the camera takes pictures that show things that are about to happen.

With this in mind and noticing that Woodward is watching a horse race on tv, Chester decides to use the camera to bet on horse races.  He’ll take pictures of the race track results board before the race and the winners will show up on the picture.  It works like a charm and they make a ton of money.  They go back to the apartment to celebrate and spend their profits on expensive toys like convertible cars.

While the waiter Pierre is cleaning up the dishes, he notices the camera and asks what the camera’s inscription means.  It says, “Only ten pictures to an owner.”  Counting up the pictures they’ve taken the crooks realize they only have two pictures left.  While fighting over the camera another picture gets taken.  It shows Paula in a pose suggesting something horrible is happening in front of her.  Chester says it must be someone doing something bad to her husband, him.  He assumes it must be Woodward and immediately produces a knife and attacks Woodward.  While struggling for the knife they both fall out the apartment window to their deaths.

Although at first distraught, Paula comforts herself at the prospect of all their money being hers.  She smiles and takes the last picture out the window where Chester and Woodward are lying dead.  She begins gathering it up when Pierre returns and informs her, he is taking all her money because he knows she is wanted and won’t be able to call the police.  Just then the camera delivers the last picture and Pierre informs her that there are more than two bodies out the window.  Paula runs over to see, trips on a cord and goes out the window to her death.  Pierre looks at the picture and sees four bodies and somehow falls out the window too.

This is a pretty dopey plot.  But it’s done with considerable humor and a modicum of acting ability on all parts.  Fred Clark who plays Chester is a pretty familiar character actor of the time and acquits himself admirably.  Crime doesn’t pay?  Sure, why not.  B.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 9 – The Trouble with Templeton

Booth Templeton is an old Broadway actor whose twenty something second wife is cheating on him.  He is about to start on a new play and he is thinking back to his youth when life was more appealing.  When he arrives at the theater the play’s producer, Sid Sperry informs him that he’s fired the director and installed in his place young firebrand Arthur Willis in his place.  When Willis sees Templeton arriving late for rehearsal Willis hectors him about the importance of being on time for the first day of rehearsal.  When he repeatedly asks Templeton whether he is ready to step up to the challenge, Templeton runs for the back stage exit onto the street.

But when Templeton walks out of the alley, he sees a theater sign that says it’s 1927 (thirty-three years earlier than the present time for him).  When he meets up with an old theater employee from that era, he’s told that his wife Laura (his first wife who died years earlier) is waiting for him in a speak-easy around the corner.

Arriving at the club he’s shown in and sees Laura with his dear but departed friend Barney Flueger sitting at a table eating dinner and enjoying the music.  Templeton tries to tell Laura and Barney how shocked and happy he is to see them after all these years but they’re not interested in his amazement and just want to enjoy themselves eating, drinking and dancing.  When he tries to make Laura understand how important it is for him to spend some time alone with her, she just shrugs him off and continues to eat her steak and fan herself with some papers.  Templeton grabs the paper from her and puts them in his coat pocket and then begs her to listen to him.  She escapes to the dance floor and starts doing the Charleston.  When Templeton grabs her and tries to stop her, she slaps him in the face and tells him to go back where he came from.

Templeton rushes out of the speak easy and as he leaves the room; the music stops and all the people fall silent and look sad and the scene fades to black.

Templeton runs out onto the street and heads back into the theater.  When he gets inside it’s 1960 again.  He is shocked by the change and wonders if he imagined the whole thing.  But he reaches into his coat pocket and finds the papers he took from Laura.  When he reads it, he realizes it is a script that has the words that Laura and Barney were speaking to him.  Now he realizes that they did all this to force him to stop his nostalgic sadness and reconnect with his present life.

Now Sperry and Willis who have been waiting for him start complaining about his flight from the theater.  Willis asks Templeton if he is in the play or out.  Composing himself he replies that he is in but then tells Willis that he prefers to be called Mr. Templeton.  Then he tells Sperry that he doesn’t allow non-cast members to attend rehearsals.  When Sperry objects, Willis, who now sees Templeton as an assertive authority figure, tells Sperry that Templeton is right and he should leave.  Now Templeton has re-entered his life and is enjoying it again.

This is a pretty standard Twilight Zone and the ending is a little pat but I actually kind of liked it.  It’s probably the upbeat ending that makes it more palatable for me.  I’ll say B.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 2 Episode 8 – The Lateness of the Hour

Jana Loren lives with her parents in a large house filled with servants who cater to their every need.  Jana complains to her parents that they have retreated into this isolated life where they are completely dependent on their servants.  The back story comes out that Dr. Loren built his servants.  They’re robots.

Jana’s parents explain that far from being a prison their life is a refuge from the drudgery and danger of the outside world.  Jana flies into a rage and pushes one of the maids down the stairs.  The maid gets up, and smiling, gets back to her duties.  Now Dr. Loren tells his daughter that that she’s being irrational.  But she remains adamant that she won’t live this way anymore.  Dr. Loren assembles all of the staff and tells them to head into the basement for shut down.  The parents reconcile themselves to losing the creature comforts and Jana starts thinking about the future.  She imagines dinner parties, boyfriends and even grandchildren for her parents.

This causes her parents to panic and start to warn her that children might not be an option.  While looking through a photo album she realizes that there are no pictures of her as a child.  And now they admit that she is a robot the Doctor built to be their daughter.  Jana collapses in despair.

In the final scene we see a maid giving Mrs. Loren a shoulder massage and when the shot is opened out, we see that the maid is Jana.

As everyone who has read my reviews knows I will not tolerate mannequins or robots who think they’re humans.  And this wasn’t some exception where great acting or dialog saves it.  This isn’t good.  This is a D.