The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 23 – Queen of the Nile

Jordan Herrick is a newspaper columnist who is on an assignment to interview a famous actress Pamela Morris whose greatest role was as the queen in the film “Queen of the Nile.”  When he arrives, the maid shows him into the house which is filled with ancient Egyptian sculptures.  Here he sees a painting of the actress signed by the artist and dated 1940 (twenty-four years before).  Next he is escorted out to the swimming pool where the actress is swimming.  Pamela welcomes him and Jordan attempts to find out Pamela’s age.  When she tells him, she is thirty-eight he reminds her of the portrait dated 1940 which would have made her fourteen at the time the painting.  But the painting is of an obviously mature woman.  Pamela replies that she was precocious.  There is obviously chemistry between the two of them and Jordan asks if they can meet again and she agrees to tomorrow night at 8 pm.  But when he is leaving a woman whom Pamela has introduced as her mother tells Jordan that actually she is Pamela’s daughter.

During the date Jordan tells Pamela what the old woman said but Pamela explains that since an accident that killed Pamela’s father, her mother has been mentally disturbed.  They agree to see each other again the next night but after he leaves Jordan calls up his editor and tries to get more information on Pamela.  He finds out that a theater that she admitted to playing had been demolished in the 1920s and that the actress, Constance Taylor, that played in a silent era version of “Queen of the Nile” looked exactly like Pamela Morris.  And Taylor had disappeared in a mysterious cave-in during filming in Egypt.

When he arrives at Pamela’s house, he shows his evidence to Pamela’s “mother” and is told that all of it is true and that Pamela is dangerous and Jordan should leave.  But Jordan refuses, saying he wants to find out the truth of this amazing story.  When Jordan confronts her, she agrees to tell him everything but first she adds a powder to his coffee while he isn’t looking.  While he is drinking it, she goes over to a potted plant and retrieves a little glass box and brings it over to Jordan.  Jordan is already feeling the effects of the drug Pamela put in his drink but he still has the concentration to ask her about the box.  She tells him it contains a living scarab beetle that she got from a Pharaoh of ancient Egypt.  But at this point he collapses to the floor and when Pamela sets the beetle on his bare chest he ages instantly and goes from a very old man to a skeleton and finally into a pile of powder spilling out of his clothes on the living room floor.  Pamela scoops up the scarab and holding it breast absorbs the life force that she has stolen from Jordan.  The old lady comes in and upbraids her for her murder but is threatened with death by Pamela and retreats.

Finally, another young man shows up at the house and we are to assume that Pamela will go through the same sequence with him.

Okay, so this is a transparent plot that everybody has figured out two minutes in.  And the acting isn’t anything to write home about.  But having the old woman tell us that she is the younger woman’s daughter was kind of fun.  And even thought the special effects are pretty crummy I kind of liked this one.  B.

 

Citizen of the Galaxy by Robert A Heinlein – A Science Fiction Book Review

When the story opens an adolescent boy named Thorby is being sold on the slaver’s block in the ironically named Plaza of Liberty in Jubbulpore, the capital of Jubbul, which is itself the capital of the Nine Worlds ruled by the Sargon.  The Nine Worlds is presented as an oriental despotic empire complete with a caste system that includes slaves, beggars and thieves as acknowledged roles in the society.  Now this is embedded in a future that includes interstellar space ships, faster than light communication and a human civilization that has spread hundreds of light years from Earth.

Baslim the crippled beggar manages to purchase the boy.  He overcomes the boy’s ferocious hatred of his owners and uses kindness and fatherly discipline to raise the boy to be an honest and resourceful man.  As time goes on Thorby figures out that Baslim is a lot more than just a beggar.  Inside his lodgings in the underground slums of Jubbulpore, Baslim has modern teaching equipment that he uses to teach Thorby languages and mathematics and the history of the world he lives in.  Also, Baslim seems to be a spy, collecting information on the slave trade on Jubbul.  Eventually Baslim tells Thorby that someday Baslim would be gone and Thorby must leave Jubbul to escape from the squalor and injustice that was life in the Nine Worlds.  He uses hypnotic suggestion to implant a message in Thorby, that when delivered by the boy, would tell one of Baslim’s friends, who was a starship captain, that rescuing the boy would be the payment for a favor Baslim had done for the captain’s family.

And one day Thorby finds that Baslim has been arrested and executed as a spy and that the Sargon’s men are after Thorby.  Luckily Thorby had spotted Captain Krausa of the starship Sisu.  The message and the implied debt are acknowledged the Captain and by clever subterfuges performed by Thorby’s friends he is smuggled aboard the Sisu and escapes Jubbul.

Overcoming his grief at the death of his adoptive father Baslim, Thorby is adopted into the family that is the crew of Sisu.  A complex phratry and moiety arrangement connects the “family” on Sisu with the other Trader ships with their own “families.”  Thorby struggles to adapt to the strange ways of his new family but the connection to his ship mates stabilizes the boy and gives him the sense of belonging he needs.

But what Thorby doesn’t know is that Baslim had told Captain Krausa that Thorby probably had a family somewhere out in the free worlds beyond the Nine Worlds.  Krausa was committed to hand Thorby over to the authorities of the Space Guard, when he could, for reunion with his family.  But Thorby’s relation to Baslim means that the Sisu would gain great status with the other Trading families by keeping Thorby in their family.

After many adventures including shooting a space pirate ship out of the skies Thorby is finally returned to the Space Guard.  He learns that Baslim was a highly decorated officer in the Guard and he was doing espionage to help destroy the slave trade.  For someone associated with Baslim the Guard does everything humanly possible to help Thorby and finally finds his true family.  The details of this final chapter take him back to Earth and solves the mystery of his years as a slave.

Heinlein has crafted a story that combines facets of adventure stories from many sources.  Others have noted that there are some elements of the story that are reminiscent of Kipling’s novel Kim.  But mostly it contains the elements of Heinlein’s Future History Universe.  I especially found the world of the trader ship Sisu very imaginative and enjoyable.  But the whole book keeps the reader engaged, the characters are excellently drawn and the plot is lively.  Once again this is a Heinlein juvenile that is highly recommended.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 22 – An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

The short story by Ambrose Bierce that the film is based on is relatively famous having been included in an anthology of short stories that was ubiquitous in the reading lists of mid-twentieth-century grammar and high school literature survey courses.  It was a carefully written story and I think, well worth reading.  This episode of the Twilight Zone was not produced by the show.  It was an independent short film made in France.  It won various film awards and caught Rod Serling’s attention and so it was added to the series.

The opening scene shows a bridge with Union Civil War soldiers guarding a detail of troopers performing a hanging.  Peyton Farquhar is being hanged.  He is a civilian southerner who was caught trying to destroy this railroad bridge.  The soldiers methodically perform the details of the hanging, tying his hands behind his back, restraining his legs at the knees and ankles, and putting the noose around his neck.  Farquhar is positioned on a plank that extends out over the river with the weight of a Union soldier on the other end of the plank as the only thing preventing Farquhar from plunging to his death at the end of the noose.

At a signal from his officer the Union soldier steps off the board and Farquhar plunges down.  But the rope breaks and Peyton Farquhar plunges into the river.  He struggles to escape from his restraints and then swims desperately to avoid the rifle fire from the troops on the bridge.  He survives the escape and begins his trek back home to his wife and children.  When he reaches home, he sees his wife running joyfully toward him.  A slow-motion scene shows us the husband and wife approaching each other and then embracing.  But suddenly Peyton cries out and his neck snaps back.  The scene shifts back to the bridge where we see Peyton Farquhar fall from the plank and reach the end of his rope and die on the hangman’s knot.  The earlier version was just a quick dream in Peyton’s mind before he reached the end of his rope.

I like the story and I like the film.  But the soundtrack includes a jazz song called, “A Livin’ Man” which, frankly, is horribly distracting and out of place.  If that song were replaced with a simple instrumental melody it would have improved the film immeasurably.  This should have been an A.  Let’s call it a B+.

 

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 21 – Spur of the Moment

Anne Henderson is the young daughter of a well-to-do family who is engaged to be married to an up and coming investment banker Robert.  One morning she goes horseback riding on the family estate and a strange middle-aged woman wearing a black cape and riding outfit on a black horse spies her from the top of the hill and screeches something frantically at Anne and starts galloping madly toward Anne.  Anne flees from her at top speed and barely escapes from the woman who keeps screaming incoherently at her.

When Anne arrives home, she dissolves into tears and chokes out her story as her parents and fiancé try to console her.  When she finishes her story, her father calls the police and assures her the woman will be caught.

Meanwhile someone rings the doorbell and as an altercation is heard with the butler Anne realizes that her former boyfriend David is at the door and demanding to speak to her.  Against the wishes of everyone else she agrees to speak to him.  Her father warns David that he has one minute to conclude his conversation and leave before the police will be summoned.

David begs Anne to break off her engagement to Robert and marry David.  She claims she can’t and when she attempts to run up the stairs David restrains her.  When Robert intervenes, David pushes him away and Mr. Henderson produces a revolver and warns David that he will certainly shoot him if David does not leave immediately.  David leaves.

The scene fades out to the same external location with caped woman in black arriving at the Henderson home.  It’s Anne twenty-five years later.  She is aged, bitter and alcoholic.  Her mother is still living there with Anne and her husband.  Mr. Henderson has passed away.  Anne reviles his memory to her mother blaming him for not forcing her to grow up and learn common sense.  Mrs. Henderson slaps Anne’s face but Anne slaps her right back.  Anne now tells her mother that once again today she has seen her younger self riding on the property and once again she has relived that scene, she remembers from her past but from the point of view of the woman in black.  She is chasing her younger self trying to warn her not to marry her present husband.  And now we meet Anne’s husband.  It’s David (shocking reveal)!  He’s also alcoholic and maudlin.  They’re about to lose the house because of his spendthrift ways.  And they hate each other sincerely.

Next scene we go back twenty-five years again to the night after the events seen.  The Hendersons are giving an engagement party for Robert and Anne.  Anne goes out on the front porch obviously bored with the proceedings.  When Robert comes out to join her, she asks him to go inside and get her a jacket for the cold air.  When he leaves David appears in the distance and calls Anne over.  She runs to him and hugs him.  He begs her to run away and marry him.  She agrees and they run into the night.

Back twenty-five years later Anne jumps back onto her horse and just in case we haven’t had enough she relives the pursuit of her young self again.

Is Rod Serling channeling one of the Bronte sisters?  This story sucks.  None of the characters is likeable or even interesting.  Bah!  C-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 20 – From Agnes—With Love

Wally Cox plays James Ellwood, a computer programmer working with the most powerful computer in the world, Agnes.  He took over because his predecessor was driven insane by Agnes’s erratic behavior.  All is going well for Ellwood until he starts a romantic relationship with a pretty co-worker Millie.  Agnes provides him with relationship advice and all of it backfires against Ellwood.  Finally, she tells Ellwood that he should introduce Millie to a handsome, computer programmer named Walter who drives a sports car.  While having drinks with Millie and Walter, Ellwood gets a call from the office telling him that he must report immediately to reprogram Agnes for a special assignment.  But now Agnes tells Ellwood that she is in love with him.  Ellwood scorns her saying she is just a machine.  Agnes responds by becoming irrational and driving Ellwood insane.

Walter is brought in to replace Ellwood and as he is leaving, he expresses the same dire predictions for Walter that Ellwood’s predecessor had expressed for him.  He leaves a broken man.

There’s really not much to say here.  This is one of those purely comical episodes.  And the substance is extremely thin so it probably could be a C+.  But Wally Cox has precisely the correct nerdy scientist persona needed to pull it off.  I like this one so I’m giving it a B+.

 

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 19 – Night Call

In a small town in Maine called London Flats an old lady named Elva Keene lives.  She is wheelchair bound and has an attendant named Margaret who does her chores and makes her meals during the day then goes home for the night.

One night during a thunder storm, Elva is awakened at two a.m. by the phone ringing.  But when she answers it all she can hear is static.  After she hangs up the same thing happens again.

The next morning Elva calls up the telephone Operator and reports the odd calls.  The Operator informs her that the thunder storm knocked out a number of phone lines and that repairs were ongoing.  When Elva insists that something should be done about the calls the Operator tells her to call back if it happens again and the phone company would trace back the problem.

Several more times during the day and the following night strange calls occur.  But the calls become more disturbing.  First, she starts hearing a man moaning into the line.  Then this man starts repeating the word “hello” over and over.  Finally, the man started saying he wanted to talk to her and wanted to know where she was.  At this last call Elva told him to leave her alone and stop calling her.

The next day the Operator calls Elva back and tells her that the problem has been traced to a downed line.  But when Elva asked how the downed line was calling her the operator informed her that the line was inside the cemetery.

Elva has Margaret drive her to the cemetery and she confirms what she suspected.  The downed line is on top of the grave of her departed fiancé, Brian.  Elva tells Margaret that when she was engaged to Brian her personality so dominated him that he did whatever she wanted.  One day while insisting on driving somewhere she crashed the car causing Brian’s death and her permanent paralysis.

But being as lonely as she is somehow Elva is encouraged by the contact from beyond the grave.  When she gets home and after Margaret leaves for the day, Elva picks up the phone and calls to Brian.  He doesn’t answer so she calls again and again.  He finally answers her and tells her that he always listens to her and since she told him to leave her alone that is exactly what he will now do.

This is a good old creepy ghost story.  The ending is a little off but the whole idea of the phone call from beyond the grave is excellent.  I read that originally the ending was supposed to be that after finding out where the calls were coming from, she gets one last call where Brian tells her he’s on his way over to see her.  Now with her alone in a wheel chair and, let’s say, the phones out of service, that would be one scary ending.

Regardless, this is a solid B+.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 18 – Black Leather Jackets

Steve, Fred and Scott are three young men in black leather jackets riding motorcycles looking extremely “cool.”  They ride into town and go to a realtor’s office.  Then we see them move into a house.  Next door is Stuart Tillman, his wife Martha and their teenage daughter Ellen.  That night the Tillmans notice interference with their electrical devices.  Stuart notices that the motorcycle guys next door have a complicated antenna on their roof and he goes to their house to find out if they are ham radio operators.  When he arrives, the boys push him around and mock him.  He threatens to go to the police but they use mental control to dissuade him.

He returns home and tells Martha that they are good boys.  Next we see the “boys” inside their house talking to a two-way television system.  On the screen is the closeup of an eye.  They’re talking to their boss from another planet who has sent them to Earth to poison the water supply of their town with a lethal bacterium.  Agents of this alien world are doing the same thing all across Earth.  The bacteria will kill everyone all at once and very soon.

Meanwhile Ellen misses her bus going to the library so Scott gives her a ride on his motorcycle.  They fall in love and Scott warns Ellen that his friends are aliens that will destroy all human life.  Ellen decides he’s nuts and tells her parents.  They call the sheriff.  The sheriff is “out of town” but his “replacement” comes over to see about the trouble.  The sheriff is one of the aliens and Scott recognizes him but the sheriff brought some helpers dressed as medical attendants and they tell the Tillmans that they will “take care of Scott.”  The End.

What was that?  No really, what the hell was that?

This wasn’t a Twilight Zone episode it was more like an Ed Wood production.  The cheesy Marlon Brando “Wild One” vibe.  The “Daddy-O” and “Gonesville” dialog.  All it needed was Criswell to narrate instead of Serling.

So why were the aliens, bikers?  Did they get a discount on leather jackets?  Couldn’t they have been German Nuns who needed to build a “shapel”?  Then at least Sidney Poitier could have helped them poison the water supply.

The mind boggles.  D-.

 

Have Space Suit – Will Travel by Robert A Heinlein – A Science Fiction Book Review

“Have Space Suit – Will Travel” is probably the most whimsical of all Heinlein’s juvenile novels and also one of the most entertaining.  The protagonist is Kip Russell, a high school senior who more than anything wants to go into space.  But his high school doesn’t have the rigorous curriculum necessary to qualify him for a top engineering college.  But exhorted by his father to show initiative he enters the “Spaceway Soap” tag line contest that has a first prize of a free trip to the Moon.  He enters hundreds of phrases and one of his wins but it turns out another contestant sent it first so he gets a consolation prize of a real (but used) space suit.  Kip spends his summer repairing and installing the equipment needed to make the suit a functional piece of equipment.  As the summer is ending, he decides he will send the suit back and get the cash refund that will help him try to enter the local state college that is Kip’s only option.

But before returning it he takes it out into his rural neighborhood and using the functional radio transmitter that he’s installed in the suit he sends some fake messages.  He broadcasts, “Junebug to Peewee, come in.”  And when, surprisingly, Peewee answers him he tells her to home in on his position.  And then a flying saucer lands in front of him.  And then another one lands.  And then an alien comes running out of the first one and gets shot.  And then Kip gets shot with a ray gun.

When Kip wakes up, he is aboard one of the flying saucers and he meets Peewee.  She is a ten-year-old girl and a genius.  He finds out that she is being held prisoner by bug-eyed monsters that have also captured the alien that he saw earlier.  Peewee calls this alien the Mother Thing because of her empathetic abilities.  When Kip met them, Peewee and the Mother Thing had stolen a ship from the bug-eyed monsters (that Peewee calls the Wormfaces for obvious reasons) and been chased to his location.  Peewee had thought that because Kip had called for Peewee by name that it was her father trying to save her.  Her father is a very important scientific expert working with the government and academia.  She was kidnapped by some human agents of the Wormfaces while she was a tourist on the Moon.  And the Moon is where the flying saucer is taking them.

The story is extremely compelling with plenty of exciting exploits with planetary, interstellar and even intergalactic travel that expands the plot into higher and higher levels of extraterrestrial civilization.  By the end of the story Kip is representing Earth in a trial for the very future of the human race.

The story is a tour de force to showcase Heinlein’s ability to combine all of the tropes of the Golden Age Science Fiction space opera stories into an engaging adventure featuring a young adult protagonist that fits the Heinlein juvenile specification of an up by his bootstraps achiever who wants to go into last frontier of outer space by hard work and clean living.

I won’t give away all the details but I will say that this story is immensely entertaining and the protagonist is a wonderfully Heinleinesque narrator for this romp through the outer reaches of our solar system and beyond.  Very, very highly recommended for young and old alike.

 

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 17 – Number 12 Looks Just Like You

Marilyn is a teen-age girl living in a future where at maturity men and women are subjected to the “Transformation” which allows them to live an indefinite period without showing the signs of aging.  But the other detail of the process is that everyone must pick one of a small number of attractive appearances.  Of course, this also means only one actor (Richard Long) and three actresses were needed to play all the parts.

Marilyn’s mother Lana, her Uncle Rick and Marilyn’s friend Valerie all try to convince her to have the transformation.  When she resists their advice, she is handed over to the doctors.  Dr. Rex and Dr. Sigmund Friend and Dr. Tom (all Richard Long!) explain to Marilyn that the transformation is good for her.  When they ask her why she doesn’t want the procedure she explains that her father was old fashioned and gave her old literature that explained about individuality and inner beauty.  And when he had the transformation done to him, he felt he had lost his individuality and killed himself.

Finally, Marilyn tries to escape the hospital where she is being kept but she accidentally ends up in the transformation room and is given the same appearance as her friend Valerie.  But after the transformation Marilyn is completely happy and adjusted to the idea.

Collin Wilcox who plays Marilyn was the actress who played the pathetic Mayella Ewell in “To Kill a Mockingbird.”  She puts plenty of emotion in her part.  But honestly this is kind of a silly episode.  Richard Long uses a fake Austrian accent in his Dr Sigmund Friend part and other goofy mannerisms to help us tell his various personas from each other.  This is a very thin story.  I’ve got to go with C.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 5 Episode 16 – The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross

Salvadore Ross is a selfish, angry young man who is in love with Leah Maitland, a gentle, sensitive young woman.  He tries to get her to go out with him but his lack of empathy convinces her that although she finds him attractive that they could never be happy together.  When she closes her front door in his face, he angrily punches the door and breaks his hand.

Forced to stay overnight at the hospital prior to the bones being set, he shares a hospital room with an old man with a respiratory infection.  When Ross questions why the old man is in the hospital for just a cold, he tells Ross that for the elderly a cold can become pneumonia and that he would trade his cold for a broken hand gladly.  Ross jokingly says, “it’s a deal.”

The next morning Ross wakes up and when he accidentally bangs his bad hand on the furniture, he discovers that it isn’t injured anymore.  But he also finds that he is coughing.  He checks on his roommate and discovers that the old man has a broken hand.  But when the old man changes his mind about the broken hand, Ross laughs at him and tells him all trades are final.

Now Ross realizes that he has the ability to make deals for unbelievable exchanges between himself and other people.  He approaches a rich old man he knows and offers to exchange his youth for the old man’s age and a million dollars and a beautiful apartment.  The old man jokingly agrees and the next morning Ross is old, rich and living in the apartment.

Now Ross cleverly offers a number of younger people like the bell hop and the elevator operator a thousand dollars for a year of their lives.  Soon Ross is young again but still very rich.  He goes to see Leah and although she is amazed and happy for his prosperity, she tells him straight out that she could never marry a man that wasn’t kind and gentle like her father.

Ross goes to Leah’s father and tells him that he will give him one hundred thousand dollars for something hard to describe.

In the next scene Ross is driving Leah home from a date and he is courteous and affectionate and sincere.  He goes to Leah’s father and asks for her hand in marriage.  The father refuses.  Ross asks whether he has any compassion.  The father says, “you bought it from me yesterday,” and then shoots Ross point blank.  The drama ends with Ross dead on the floor.

Okay, so this sounds like a pretty dopey concept and I guess it is.  But I actually liked it despite myself.  There’s some cleverness to the set up and it moves right along.  The ending is predictable but I took it as kind of a joke ending.  B+.