The latest EPA scam to prevent energy production employs a favorite old ploy. Namely, create a full species out of a small slightly differentiated population of some animal (in this case lizards) and then claim this new species is endangered because there are so few of them. And the difference between the two populations can be almost non-existent. A different number of scales on their chins or a slightly smaller overall average length or whatever. Now the truth of this is that every species with a large enough range develops slight regional variation. And things like color will vary in order to blend with local conditions. Even over short time spans moths have been known to genetically select for darker or lighter color based upon the advantage in blending into backgrounds that had more or less coal dust in different parts of London in the 20th century.
So here comes the dunes sagebrush lizard (Sceloporus arenicolus) a small drab creature that is part of a family that includes 114 so-called species that extend from New York State to California and from the Canadian border to Panama. And even more pathetic, until very recently (1972) the arenicolus was considered just a subspecies of the sagebrush lizard (Sceloporus graciosus) which is in no way endangered. Now government funded biologists live to produce new species in order to have a reason to apply for a government fund to study this new endangered species. And as you’ll read in this article, the dunes sagebrush lizard is disappearing because oil and gas are being extracted from its home range.
My thought is, “Too damn bad!”
Let’s suppose that what they say is true. Oil and gas extraction is bad for the very important lizard and if extraction is expanded then the very important lizard will go extinct. Dead, gone, buried, finished. Well, guess what. In twenty years, the sagebrush lizards on the other side of the dune will begin moving into that territory left vacant by the demise of the dunes sagebrush lizards that were just too delicate to make it. And in a hundred years they will adapt to the exact climate in that dune environment and guess what? They will look and actually be indistinguishable from the extinct dunes sagebrush lizard cousins they replaced. Hooray for evolution!
So, my advice to President Trump is to have his EPA not only delete the dunes sagebrush lizard from the endangered species list but also reclassify it as a subspecies of the sagebrush lizard and forget about it forever. And while they’re at it do a review of all the other endangered species to see how many of them are subspecies with tiny ranges that have been elevated to full species rank just so that their range can be excluded from useful human activities like building houses and fishing in lakes and drilling for oil.
In the same way that Democrats use the USAID as a piggy bank to fund their wish list of stupid causes, the National Science Foundation is a source for endless grant money for things like inventing endangered species and spending whole careers walking around studying these unimportant populations of common species for no meaningful reason. Being the champion and greatest living authority on the dunes sagebrush lizard should be a badge of shame. And at the very least should be a pursuit unfunded by the United States federal government (in my opinion).