“There are too many people who imagine that there is something sophisticated about always believing the best of those who hate your country, and the worst of those who defend it.”
Margaret Thatcher
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“There are too many people who imagine that there is something sophisticated about always believing the best of those who hate your country, and the worst of those who defend it.”
Margaret Thatcher
Conrad Black is a good friend of President Trump. And he is a very upbeat prognosticator of of our troubled times. But this little historical expedition to the French Revolution and de Gaulle’s 1968 power play are amusing and give an interesting comparison to the madness of the lunatic fringe of the Democrat party. Of course that fringe now encompasses the whole party so it’s an unusual situation. Fun to read.
This is a straight forward fantasy. A young man named Roger is hopelessly in love with a woman named Leila that has no interest in him at all. He calls her endlessly hoping she will just talk to him. A man waiting in line for the pay phone that Roger is hogging tells him that there is only one way to win the love of Leila. He gives Roger the business card of Professor A. Daemon (get it, a demon!).
Roger goes to the professor’s office and tells him he must have Leila’s love. The professor tells him “that’s easy and cheap.” The love potion only costs a dollar. But the professor tells Roger that he’d be back.
Roger convinces Leilah to have a goodbye drink of champagne with him to get him out of her hair. Of course, it works and she falls in love with roger.
When next we see Roger he has been married to Leilah for six months and she won’t give him any peace. She sits at his feet and talks to him continuously. She can’t keep her hands off him and dotes over his every move. Finally he goes back to the professor and asks him how he can tone down Leilah. The professor says nothing will change her and the only way he’ll ever have peace is to kill her. And he has a potion that’s painless, undetectable and will kill her immediately. He pays the thousand dollars and with great misgivings decides to murder his wife. He goes home and once again decides to use champagne as the disguise for the poison. And just as he’s about to hand the drink to Leilah he sees the baby booty she has been knitting and immediately throws both glasses to the floor. He closes his eyes in resignation knowing now that he will spend the rest of his life with the maddening mother of his children.
This is a silly, goofy story. But I enjoy a comical look at the war between men and women. There isn’t a red-blooded husband out there who hasn’t at one point or other in his marriage contemplated his wife’s murder (or is it just me and Camera Girl?). Well anyway, it works for me. B+

“The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down.”
Chuck Yeager
Gart Williams is a New York advertising executive who hates his job, is despised by his rapacious wife and wants desperately to escape from his torturous life. When first we meet him, he is in a sales meeting where his boss belittles him for not preventing his protégé from quitting and stealing away a big account. This fat repulsive jerk just keeps haranguing him to push, push, push. Push, push, push. Push, push, push. Williams finally screams at his boss to shut his mouth and storms out of the room.
While he’s sitting in the commuter rail car on the way home to Connecticut, he shuts the window shade to shut out the swirling snow that mimics the cold despair he feels. He falls asleep and he is awakened by the conductor calling a stop at Willoughby. When he looks up, he sees sunlight streaming in and realizes it’s a summer day. We can see that the train is now an antique one and the conductor is dressed from an earlier era. Williams looks out the window and sees an idyllic turn of 19th century town with little boys heading to the fishing hole with their poles and citizens walking leisurely around their town. As the train leaves Willoughby Williams wakes up and realizes he dreamed of Willoughby. When he gets home his wife belittles him for being an unambitious loser. He tells her about Willoughby and her reaction is that she was the fool for marrying a man whose ambition was to be a grown-up Huckleberry Finn.
The next day he sees Willoughby on the way to work but once again wakes up before he can get off the train. He has another horrific day at work and is determined that on the way home he will get off at Willoughby. He falls asleep and this time he gets off the train at Willoughby. He talks to the inhabitants and feels like he has found his way home.
The scene changes to the snowy New England landscape near the train tracks and we see the body of Gart Williams lying in the snow. The conductor says that Williams shouted that he had to get off and he jumped off the train while it was in route. The Doctor says that Williams must have been killed instantly. When we see the back of the Funeral Parlor’s hearse picking him up the name reads Willoughby and Sons.
Well. So, we’ve already seen the nostalgia for the simpler, happier time before (Episode 5, Walking Distance). But in this one we are presented with the aftermath of this choice, violent death. Well, based on Mr. Williams lifestyle I think he chose wisely. Now, what about my choice? C+.
“It’s fortunate that I am a writer, because that has helped me understand the properties of words. They are what have made life complex. In the battle for status in the animal kingdom, power and aggressiveness have been all-important. But among humans, once they acquired speech, all that changed.”
Tom Wolfe

Here’s a follow-up to the Flight 93 essay. Anton is always worth reading.