All the Secrets of the Universe and Some Really Important Stuff Too!
I think the reason children get tired of their toys so soon is just that it is against human nature to be really interested in what is of no use. If you say that a beautiful thing is always interesting, I answer, that a beautiful thing is of the highest use. Is not the diamond that flashes all its colours into the heart of a poet as useful as the diamond with which the glazier divides the sheets of glass into panes for our windows?
George MacDonald
Trust to God to weave your little thread into the great web, though the pattern shows it not yet.
George MacDonald
Dunwich’s own First Selectman Cthulhu found himself at the center of a controversy when he was interviewed as part of the NY Times Biden/Trump presidential election poll. At the conclusion of the interview the pollster asked the First Selectman how he would rate Joe Biden’s presidency on a scale of one to ten. Instead of providing a number he stated that because of the absurd increase in the price of fast food he wanted to grill Biden over a slow fire and then devour him bit by bit as painfully as possible.
The pollster dutifully reported this threat to the Secret Service who alerted the FBI. Once a warrant was fabricated, a breaching tank and a full retinue of agents was dispatched to perform a no-knock arrest. Unfortunately for them breaching tank full of agents is just like stuffed lobster to Cthulhu. After roasting the tank over his sacrificial fire for a few hours he popped the top and speared the contents and dipped them in cocktail sauce before crunching them down. It was so good that he couldn’t resist a second course so he went on a road trip. He strapped a big net about the size of a hot air balloon onto his back and headed for FBI headquarters. Ripping the roof off the J. Edgar Hoover building he scooped up most of the upper echelons of the Bureau and began the trek home with his dinner crying and screaming for help. Along the way crowds of Americans lined Cthulhu’s path cheering, pointing and mocking at the netted Stasi agents howling in fear.
Awakened from his nap by Dr. Jill, Biden considered launching a missile attack on the squid-headed dragon but what with the Ukraine debacle he thought better of it and instead called for a truce. And during a gaffe-filled and incoherent address to the American public Biden seemed to imply that eating the FBI agents would be its own punishment for Cthulhu. But he did thank Director Wray for his service and wished him luck during his upcoming and horribly painful enmunchening. He finished off by relating the time he was stuck in the Cyclops’ cave and had to use wine to intoxicate the giant before blinding him and escaping. No joke.
Unfortunately for the First Selectman eating all those FBI agents together was too much for his system and he developed a debilitating case of gout. His left big toe swelled up to the size of a Volkswagen Beetle and he’s been limping around town like an old Beefeater. But he’s learned his lesson and says he’s swearing off cocktail sauce. From now on all of his FBI agents will be boiled, not roasted.
When the NYT pollster was reached for comment on the whole kerfuffle he only said, “Look we understand this is a heated election race but if we have to resort to devouring FBI agents every time, they respond to threats against a sitting president then the terrorists win. I didn’t exactly know what he meant by that but the New York Times used to be a newspaper so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and sent his contact information to Cthulhu. After all pan-fried pollster is considered the other, other white meat.
I will be absent all day Tuesday so I ask your indulgence. I will return Wednesday with a new found joie de vivre.
Never be discouraged because good things get on so slowly here; and never fail daily to do that good which lies next to your hand.
George MacDonald
The New York Times, a former newspaper, published the results of a series of polls that they held in the six most hotly contested “swing” states, between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Trump won five out of six. The only one Biden picked up was Wisconsin which was within the 4% margin of error for the poll. Of the five Trump won, all but one (Pennsylvania) was outside of the margin of error.
| State | Trump | Biden | ||
| % | % | |||
| Nevada | 52 | 41 | ||
| Georgia | 49 | 43 | ||
| Arizona | 49 | 44 | ||
| Michigan | 48 | 43 | ||
| Pennsylvania | 48 | 44 | ||
| Wisconsin | 44 | 47 |
So, what does this mean? Well, if I were to guess, I think it means that independents in these states think Biden is doing a lousy job running the country. And since the independents are the least ideological voters, their opinion is probably the most objective. Two thirds of independents are saying they’d rather vote for the guy who is being indicted in four different criminal proceedings in four different jurisdictions around the country. They’d prefer a man who has been demonized by every news outlet, the FBI and the Justice Department. And impeached twice by the House of Representatives. Essentially what they’re saying is, they want to vote for this guy precisely because all of these people say they shouldn’t.
Now imagine if these poll numbers remain where they are or increase right up to Election Day 2024. And then suppose that we have a rerun of 2020 where the people go to bed on election night with Donald Trump up by insurmountable leads in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and Michigan but the polls get shut down without a completed tally and then after a few days or weeks of “finding” absentee ballots Joe Biden miraculously pulls ahead by a few thousand votes.
Well, I think that would be the end of people believing in the electoral system in this country. After all, the label “banana republic” has already gotten fairly wide currency after the partisan prosecutions that the Justice Department has been indulging in for the last four years. I’m guessing that comparisons of our electoral system to Sadaam Hussein’s will become quite common after that.
But the important question is, what practical difference will people’s perception of voter fraud make? I mean, the fraud will still allow Democrats to control the White House and maybe the Congress. And that will eventually allow the Supreme Court to be packed with progressives. Will it matter if no one believes in the elections?
I think it will. It won’t immediately topple the government. The United States still possess formidable resources and many of its institutions are somewhat functional. But history has shown that a republic that loses the trust of its citizens in the fairness of its institutions eventually radicalizes the common people and leads to recourse to a revolutionary alternative.
Rome succumbed to revolt once the republican government became corrupt and tyrannical. And it’s not necessary to go back two thousand years ago to see what happens to a tyrannical government, even a powerful one once the people have lost faith in its legitimacy. We only have to look at the Soviet Union. When people discover that elections are fake their relationship to the state is no longer one of ownership. It becomes purely transactional. And so, if the government that presides over these fake elections also fails to provide prosperity, then the only thing that can keep it in power is brute force. Slaves don’t work any harder than they have to. In the Soviet Union there was a saying, “They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work.” Well, we’re headed there. Inflation means that people are working two jobs and still aren’t able to save up to buy a house. But they see illegal aliens given free housing and welfare. I don’t think Americans are ready to live that way.
Something will have to give.