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another from XKCD

All the Secrets of the Universe and Some Really Important Stuff Too!
With all the strange things going on in our world it’s pretty easy to throw your hands up and say that there’s no hope for things to get better. You hear about the decline in education and the challenge for young people to find jobs when corporations are using artificial intelligence (AI) to replace most of the work that entry level employees used to do. And that doesn’t even include all the other madness that’s engulfed our society lately. I mean, the litany of dystopian phenomena is staggering so I won’t just list them again. Should we just give up?
No, we must do the opposite. We must return to basics and approach life by concentrating on the essential aspects of life and avoid as much as possible the “noise.” So, if all you hear about is kids degenerating into uneducated, psychologically unbalanced basket cases who lay around all day immersed in their cyber-world, then the thing to do is get involved in helping the kids discover what’s “real” in the world. Teach them real skills; how to work with tools, how to maintain their cars, how to repair things around the house, how to prepare for a job interview, how to talk to a girl in real life. Stuff like that.
There is no doubt that forces are at work that threaten the stability of our society. DEI and other identity obsessed programs have done terrible damage to the work place but bewailing this situation isn’t an adequate response. Young people have to be informed that “giving up” on life is not an option. Every avenue for advancement must be explored in this most prosperous country in the world. If only women and foreigners are allowed to be doctors and engineers then become car mechanics or carpenters or buy a small business and build it up yourself. But whatever it takes young men have to show initiative and the willingness to struggle to survive. Blaming “boomers” or global warming are just excuses and more needs to be done. And the way to show the young that there’s hope is by encouraging them and helping them with their struggles. Share whatever skills or expertise you have and help them discover how to persevere in a challenging environment.
I remember a movie where one of the main characters had a mantra, “Struggle and survive.” Well, that’s very good advice for our present day. Giving up seems to be what everyone says is the way forward. The answer to AI is a universal basic income (UBI) where the government pays you just for breathing and no work is required. Of course it will have to be the most marginal of existences. You’ll probably have to live in a closet and eat whatever crap they want to feed you. But the fact that this is being pushed by the Left shows that it’s a sign that they just want you to lay down and die. And that is exactly the philosophy (nihilism) that we must eliminate from the young it is basically a death cult and it has infected our society. And each of us involved in keeping our families alive will have to fight it.
I think my friends are moving on the path that leads to Socialism. How far they are advanced on that path I will not say, but on that path I, at any rate, cannot follow them an inch. (Loud cheers.) Any form of protection is an evil, but Socialism is the end of all, the negation of faith, of family, of prosperity, of the monarchy, of Empire. (Loud cheers.)
Archibald Primrose
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This is by XKCD, aka Randal Monroe, a PHD physicist, who used it in a whimsical study on the practicality of using the recoil from an A-10 30mm rotary cannon as a method of propulsion.
One of my oldest friends has been advising me on the possibility of making a film treatment out of my book and sending it to Hollywood to become the next “Project Hail Mary.” What immediately came to my mind was Hollywood taking the story and making the evil president, Donald Trump and making Bogey a leftist trans-woman. Yikes!
But what was surprising is that there is actually an AI capable of taking my story and converting it directly into a film treatment. And it has an enormous capability to annotate the details necessary for actually filming the thing. There are notes on casting each of the characters (appearance, age, personality, voice), locations, special effects, visual effects, weapons, special personnel (e.g., armorer), special equipment, weapons, etc.
And then it used the dialog from the book and adapted it for the screen; shortened and elided from it to bring the screen time into a realistic movie length.
Now I haven’t finished going through this document but so far what I’ve seen seems very interesting. It’s basically my book. And that’s exciting. I was assuming the story would be too long for a movie without very serious pruning of scenes that I’m attached to. But we’ll see.
Now, I’m aware that Hollywood doesn’t make movies from books that don’t sell millions of copies. They’re looking for a built-in fan base for their product. So, no studio in their right minds would take a chance on spending potentially hundreds of millions of dollars on an unknown story. But it’s always fun to dream about these things.
And that brings me to Andy Weir’s story. He self-published “The Martian” on Amazon and only eventually got a book deal when he had already built up an audience for it on his own. And now he has two hit movies made from his books. Think about that. Someone who couldn’t get a publishing contract ends up with a smash hit movie that everyone in Hollywood probably hates because it has a white guy as its hero and he doesn’t have the usual diversity cast to allow the movie to be an Oscar contender. They broke all of Hollywood’s rules to make this movie by not having a girl-boss as the hero surrounded by the usual multi-cultural struggle session ensemble. It just brings tears to my eyes.
Chances are I won’t be duplicating Weir’s experience. My book is not an uplifting tale of human endeavor. Mine is a tale of revenge and destruction. I openly attack the Left and my heroes are identifiable people on the Right. So, no. I won’t be getting a Hollywood deal. Ever!
But despite all that I’m excited about what is now happening in Hollywood. The Ellisons bought Paramount and have now shut down the travesty that was Star Trek – Star Fleet Academy. They’re buying Warner Brothers and they’ll probably shut down the people making terrible stuff like “Supergirl” that’s coming out soon. And now we see Amazon/MGM making stuff like “Project Hail Mary (PHM).” That’s a pretty good chunk of Hollywood already. And with PHM looking like it’s going to break the $600 million mark and become a big moneymaker, even places like Netflix and Disney will say to themselves, “Hey, why can’t we get into some of that “normal film-making” that those other guys are doing and make money for a change? Let’s call that photog guy and get an option on, “The Sniper” before the Ellisons scoop it up.”
Or something like that!
I used to dislike the Whigs but in my years of loneliness I have come to the conclusion that they governed England better than anybody else. They thought out their measures carefully and adapted them to their times and generation. They were not heroic but they were wise. In modern days we see much heroism but little wisdom.
Archibald Primrose
Apologies! I was out and about and didn’t notice this didn’t post this morning.
photog
Colter has cancelled his concert schedule because of mental health concerns. I wish him a swift recovery. But maybe it’s just the nature of music touring that it messes with a man’s head. So I hope he does what’s right for him. And thanks for all the music.
There are two supreme pleasures in life. One is ideal, the other real. The ideal is when a man receives the seals of office from the hands of his Sovereign. The real pleasure comes when he hands them back.
Archibald Primrose