Guest Contributor – The Portly Politico – 03JUL2024 – Sid Meier’s Civilization Series Review

 

Sid Meier’s Civilization Series Review

I decided to become a history teacher in the tenth grade after giving a presentation in an English class about water transportation in nineteenth-century America.  Why I was giving such a presentation in English is unclear–we were probably talking about Mark Twain–but that presentation gave me the teaching bug (and, apparently, a lifelong vow of poverty).

Even before that, though, history had captured my young imagination.  I grew up poring over atlases, textbooks, books, almanacs, encyclopedias, etc.  Part of what sparked this youthful interest was, of all things, video games, specifically the classic Sid Meier game Colonization, in which players colonized the New World and, ultimately, fought for independence.

Colonization, sadly, did not evolve significantly further as a series.  However, its inspiration, Civilization, now spans six installments, with a seventh on the way.  I vividly remember playing Civilization II on a cousin’s computer sometime in the 1990s, and I was hooked.  The first time I plopped a settler on a rickety trireme and dropped him successfully on a far-flung continent, I knew this was the game for me.

All of the Civilization games fall into the “4X” genre, in which players eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, and eXterminate (I suppose they could be called “4E” games, but that doesn’t sound quite as cool, does it?).  While not all Civilization games are created equal, each brought new innovations to the series that have, overall, improved and deepened the experience, while still being very accessible to new players.

My first exposure was to Civilization II, which I then received from my aunt that Christmas; I spent the rest of the day reading the 200-plus-page manual.  Civilization, the original installment, was already dated by that point, but I picked up a copy of its online-enabled version, CivNet, on a band trip in high school.  My neighborhood friend and I spent many hours playing “hotseat” games of CivNet, which had players taking turns at the same computer.  Later, that same friend and I would play hotseat for years in college (usually via e-mail) on Civilization III.

Civilization II is the best of the “classic” era Civ games.  It included a number of graphical and gameplay improvements over its predecessor.  Civilization III is, perhaps, one of the weakest entries in the series, suffering from a number of balance and performance issues.  However, it introduced a number of intriguing gameplay elements, like cultural borders and the need to negotiate “rights of passage” treaties to traverse another civilization’s territory.

The series entered the modern era of gaming with Civilization IV, which featured a brighter and more cartoon-y color palette.  It preserved the cultural borders mechanic of Civ III while also introducing religions to the game for the first time.  That has become a staple of the series, and there are few things more satisfying than converting the entire world to your religion (one of the several ways players can win the game).  I’ll never forget converting the entire world to Judaism in my first game of Civ IV, playing as the Americans.  There is, perhaps, something oddly prophetic about that.

Civ V brought an Art Deco aesthetic to the games, and shifted away from a square-based grid to hexes.  That changed military combat substantially; no longer could players create massive stacks of units that could grind a city into dust in a turn.  Instead, only one military unit could occupy a hex at a time, making conquest of cities more protracted and strategic in nature.  Terrain, which had always modified defensive bonuses based on the type (for example, a unit defending on a hill enjoyed a defensive advantage versus a unit defending on a flat plain), now became even more important.

It feels as though Civ V barely got its footing before the exquisite Civilization VI hit the scene.  This latest iteration included many of the elements of prior Civ games, but true to the series, it slowly ladled out key mechanics across two expansions–a particularly annoying but lucrative business model that has plagued almost every version of the game.  Regardless, Civilization VI and its expansions introduced, among other elements, climate change, which players can contribute to and/or mitigate through various means, and which gradually changes the map.  To be fair, Civilization II introduced “global warming,” which could have horrendous effects on the map, but Civilization VI approaches it in a more elegant and nuanced way.

Now with Civilization VII on the horizon, fans of the series are clamouring for more.  But which is the best?

In my assessment, Civilization II is the best of the “classic” era of the game.  Compared to modern versions it is quite basic, but there is something about its color palette and its gameplay that are timeless.  Civilization III struggled with various bugs, but I also enjoyed sinking hours of my life into it.

In the modern area, Civilization VI takes the cake for me, although its two predecessors were excellent games in their own right.

Usually, newer does not equal better, but in the case of the Civilization franchise, it does seem that player suggestions are implemented more thoroughly, and the games become more interesting and refined through each generation.  That is a positive legacy of the series, and one that will hopefully continue with Civilization VII.

 

Guest Contributor – Chemist – 01JUL2024 – Hive of Infamy

San Fran Nan is not used to answering tough questions from the press. She is used to softballs like: “How do you deal with the stress and isolation of the pandemic?” To which she can reply by showing off a $20,000 refrigerator stuffed with high end ice cream. And the press just oooos like trained seals.
Actually answering questions is beneath her. How dare you!

And yes, any biological male in the military wearing a dress is fired.
Anyone wearing bondage gear or puppy play garb is fired.
IMHO – shut the FBI down. The rot is too deep. Save the crime lab and pink slip everyone else.
Take a page out of Clinton’s book and fire every lawyer in the DOJ. He did it. The press loved it. When the press gets upset at Trump, he just reminds them that they were OK when Bubba did it.

Guest Contributor – Milo Mindbender – 01JUL2024 – Trump Unplugged

 

The funniest thing about the debate and all the fallout from it is listening to the talking skulls yammer on about how Trump is showing decline and is unfit, but Joe is capable to continue for “the good of the the country” while trying their best not to believe their lying eyes.
The debate looked like a cross between weekend at Bernie’s, Madame Tussauds’ Wax Museum, and Disney’s Hall of Presidents with a glitch in the soundtrack and this was after a week of preparation for the 1.5 hour farce. Trump was able to keep his mouth shut enough to avoid alienating or distracting the viewers from the spectacle of the emperor’s new clothes. The biggest service they did him was muting his microphone so he was only visual when not answering. This demonstrated the level of connection each candidate possessed to the reality around them. If Trump had been able to blurt out stream of conciseness thought he would have been off-putting to a large portion of the audience, but by keeping him quiet it exposed the depth to which Joe is out of touch with everything around him.

Guest Contributor – Milo Mindbender – 29JUN2024 – Chevron Considered

The overruling of Chevron could also apply to the BATFE, as it also is an executive branch not a legislative branch function. This is a refreshing pushback against the unelected beurocrats who make up new ways to advance personal or ideological policies without the power of legislation.
I am happy to see a beginning of unraveling the fiat state that has been created by BATFE, EOA, NOAA, and other over reaching government functionairies believing themselves to be the originator of power, and authority not truly granted them or their offices.
It is a small start, but truly appears to be headed in the right direction when viewed with the pushback against geotabbing cattle by the EPA, while disregarding illegal and unvetted, or unvaccinated invaders over our borders. Hopefully it results in less overreach, but that will be seen in the future.

Guest Contributor – Chemist – 27JUN2024 – At a Theater Near You

A very good movie that somehow made it to the theaters is “Sound of freedom” – a bit heavy for kids though.
My local theater (which is often begging for viewers) was sold out almost every show.
The same theater now has:
“A quiet place: Day one” which is a remake of a terrible horror movie only this time with a POC in the lead. (Pass.)
“The Garfield movie” (Might be OK for kids, but I’ll pass).
“Inside out 2” (A sequel to a movie I did not see. Looks like Disney/Pixar – best to avoid.)
“Bad Boys Ride or Die” (Pass, I thought this property was paid out a decade ago. Pass.)
“The Bikeriders” (Looks like a throwback to 60s troubled teens on motorcycles. Pass.)
Horizon Chapter 1 (A Kevin Costner western – Maybe)
“If” A Ryan Reynolds comedy. I like RR. Free Guy was great! But I can wait for this to hit cable.

Guest Contributor – TomD – 27JUN2024 – A Real Car

 

What’s that? An Alpha of some description? If so, good luck for someone to get it to actually run long enough between breakdowns to burn a tank of fuel.

I had a Fiat 124 Spyder at one point in my life. Whew! No more.

Below is a picture of a REAL car, a 1949 amphibious VW with knobby tires!!

 

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This is a restored German Afrika Korps staff car. Not 100% certain but I think from the right front fender meant that the car was for the commander of a German motorized MP outfit. It belongs to a retired US Airforce Major General who lives adjacent to Eglin AFB. There’s a 2000′ grass runway right next to his house.