The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 30 – A Stop at Willoughby

Gart Williams is a New York advertising executive who hates his job, is despised by his rapacious wife and wants desperately to escape from his torturous life.  When first we meet him, he is in a sales meeting where his boss belittles him for not preventing his protégé from quitting and stealing away a big account.  This fat repulsive jerk just keeps haranguing him to push, push, push.  Push, push, push.  Push, push, push.  Williams finally screams at his boss to shut his mouth and storms out of the room.

While he’s sitting in the commuter rail car on the way home to Connecticut, he shuts the window shade to shut out the swirling snow that mimics the cold despair he feels.  He falls asleep and he is awakened by the conductor calling a stop at Willoughby.    When he looks up, he sees sunlight streaming in and realizes it’s a summer day.  We can see that the train is now an antique one and the conductor is dressed from an earlier era.  Williams looks out the window and sees an idyllic turn of 19th century town with little boys heading to the fishing hole with their poles and citizens walking leisurely around their town.  As the train leaves Willoughby Williams wakes up and realizes he dreamed of Willoughby.  When he gets home his wife belittles him for being an unambitious loser.  He tells her about Willoughby and her reaction is that she was the fool for marrying a man whose ambition was to be a grown-up Huckleberry Finn.

The next day he sees Willoughby on the way to work but once again wakes up before he can get off the train.  He has another horrific day at work and is determined that on the way home he will get off at Willoughby.  He falls asleep and this time he gets off the train at Willoughby.  He talks to the inhabitants and feels like he has found his way home.

The scene changes to the snowy New England landscape near the train tracks and we see the body of Gart Williams lying in the snow.  The conductor says that Williams shouted that he had to get off and he jumped off the train while it was in route.  The Doctor says that Williams must have been killed instantly.  When we see the back of the Funeral Parlor’s hearse picking him up the name reads Willoughby and Sons.

Well.  So, we’ve already seen the nostalgia for the simpler, happier time before (Episode 5, Walking Distance).  But in this one we are presented with the aftermath of this choice, violent death.  Well, based on Mr. Williams lifestyle I think he chose wisely.  Now, what about my choice?  C+.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 29 – Nightmare as a Child

Helen Foley is a grade school teacher who returns home from school anxious and confused.  She saw a man in a car who brought up troubling memories from her past.  When she gets to her apartment door there is a little girl sitting on the staircase with a very solemn expression on her face and apparently wants to talk to Helen.  She invites the girl in and learns the girl’s name is Markie.  Markie seems to know a great deal about Helen and she reminds Helen of things in her past that had been forgotten after some tragedy in the past.

Later that day a man named Peter Seldon arrives and Markie beats a hasty retreat before he enters the apartment.   Seldon questions Helen about her past.  She seems to remember him and he fills in her memory by telling her that he had worked for her mother long ago.  When Helen seems to hear Markie singing outside and Seldon doesn’t she describes Markie to him.  He informs her that when she was a little girl she was called Markie.  He shows her a picture of herself as a little girl that he has kept all these years.  The picture looks exactly like the girl Markie that Helen had met that day.

When Seldon leaves, Markie returns and reveals that she is indeed Helen as a girl.  She now forces Helen to remember that Seldon was the man who murdered her mother all those years ago.  Just then Seldon returns and attempts to kill Helen but she resists and he accidentally falls down the stairs to his death.  And Helen lives happily ever after.

Well, not too bad, but definitely not top notch.  C+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 28 – A Nice Place to Visit

Rocky Valentine is a career criminal who as we view him initially is burglarizing a pawn shop.  The cops arrive and Rocky runs down an alley and jumps onto a wall to escape.  The police order him to halt.  He fires a few shots at them and they hit him with several bullets at which point he falls off the wall.  Next we see him lying unconscious on the ground when a portly bearded man named Pip (played by Sebastian Cabot) approaches him and calls to him to wake up.  Rocky gets to his feet and immediately attempts to rob Pip who casually hands him seven hundred dollars and asks him if he’d like more.  When Rocky wants to know who Pip is, he replies that he is Rocky’s guide.  Pip brings Rocky to a spacious apartment decorated in the taste that we imagine Rocky would appreciate.  Large paintings of voluptuously shaped women and gold colored trappings adorn the deluxe suite.  Pip provides him with expensive new clothing, gourmet food and even an attractive interested woman for company.  When Rocky becomes suspicious of this set-up Pip reveals that Rocky died when the police shot him and this was the after-life.   Later on, he brings Rocky to a gambling club where he is surrounded by appreciative attractive women and games of chance where he never loses.  Afterwards he drives home in a luxury convertible with his bevy of girls.

A month later we see him at the club still winning every spin of the roulette wheel and every pull of the slot machine handle.  He’s even bored of the women.  He calls up Pip and begs him to relieve the boredom.  Pip, ever agreeable, asks if he’d like to lose occasionally.  But Rocky says it wouldn’t help.  He asks if he could get back to thievery and Pip recommends a bank around the corner.  But when Rocky asks if it is possible that he’ll get caught Pip’s smile reveals the futility of his idea.  Desperate to understand his predicament he asks why he is so miserable in heaven.  Pip laughs and says, “You think you’re in heaven?”  And the show concludes with Pip laughing on and on and Rocky in despair.

I guess the regulars here know I have a soft spot for comedy.  This is a very silly episode and I like it a lot.  A jolly devil and a despicable thug from Brooklyn.  How can we go wrong?  B+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 27 – The Big Tall Wish

This is the story of a Bolie Jackson a broken-down boxer who lives in an apartment building where a little kid named Henry befriends him and tells Bolie that he will make a “big tall wish” that Bolie wins his fight that night.  Henry’s mother tells Bolie that the last time Henry made a big tall wish it came true.

Bolie hurts his hand before the fight and he is being pummeled in the ring.  Henry sees this on tv and wishes for Bolie to win.  We see Bolie hit the canvas and is ten counted out but when the referee holds up the winner’s hand it’s Bolie standing and his opponent on the canvas.  Bolie is confused because he remembers himself being knocked down but somehow, he won.  Everyone saw him win and no one saw him knocked down and now even his hand isn’t injured anymore.

When he gets home, Henry tries to tell Bolie that he won through the big tall wish.  But Bolie explodes in exasperation telling Henry that there is no such thing as magic.  But Henry begs Bolie to believe in magic.  Suddenly the scene returns to the boxing ring and this time Bolie ends up knocked out.  The ending voice over by Serling says something about magic, something, something.

This was certainly a swing and a miss.  The acting wasn’t bad but the story was too thin and the whole thing was a sort of jumbled mish mash.  I’ll just say D+.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 26 – Execution

Serling mixed a western story with time travel.  The episode opens with a hanging in the Old West (circa 1880 Montana).  Joe Caswell is being hanged for shooting a man in the back.  The sheriff slaps the horse on the rump and Joe is dangling from the rope.  We see the shadow on the ground of a man in a noose and suddenly the man is gone and only the noose is left.  The hanging party is dumbfounded.

The next scene we see Joe in a modern building.  A man dressed in 1960 attire is explaining to Joe that he was transported from 1880 Montana to 1960 New York City by him, “Professor Manion,” in his time machine.  Joe is suffering from his hanging and the professor lets him rest.  While Joe is sleeping Manion dictates his notes and states that he now realizes that Joe was being hanged when he transported him.  When Joe returns, Manion tells him that he realizes Joe was being hanged and that he must return him to his punishment.  They get into an altercation and Joe kills the Professor with a desk lamp.

Joe runs out into the night of midtown Manhattan and is panicked by cars, theater lights, a television at a bar and a jukebox.  He runs back to the professor’s office and is in time to confront a burglar who is looking for cash.  They get into a fight and the burglar strangles Joe with a window curtain cord.  The burglar fumbles around the laboratory and manages to be transported back in time and ends up at the end of the hanging noose.  The hanging party don’t know whether the devil is responsible but they are frightened that an innocent man may have been killed.

Point of interest, the professor was played by Russell Johnson who was the “Professor” on Gilligan’s Island.

It was kind of fun let’s go with a B-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 25 – People Are Alike All Over

This is another one of those iconic Twilight Zone episodes.  Roddy McDowall was a pretty well-known child actor in the 1940s and was fairly recognizable to the tv audience.  Later on, between his part as Cornelius the Chimp in Planet of the Apes and some other motion pictures (he was Augustus Caesar in the big budget Liz Taylor/Richard Burton disaster Cleopatra) he become a popular star of tv and Broadway.

Here he plays Sam Conrad who along with Warren Marcusson are to be the first two men to land on Mars.  Conrad is very nervous.  He’s a scientist, not a pilot, and he frets about the danger and what they will find on Mars.  Marcusson tries to allay his fears by telling him his belief that “people are alike all over.”  Conrad’s fears are well justified.  The ship crash lands and Marcusson is critically injured.  Conrad can hear something on the outside of the ship banging on the door.  He tells Marcusson that he is afraid to open the door but Marcusson begs him to open the door.  When he does so he finds people that are indistinguishable from humans.  They go to help Marcusson but find that he has died.  They tell Conrad that they will bury Marcusson and then they will provide him with shelter.  He meets a Martian woman named Teenya who shows compassion for him.

They leave Conrad at the ship over night and the next day they return to tell him that they have prepared a home for him that they hope he’ll like.  They bring him to a duplicate of an American 1960s home, complete with television, wet bar, refrigerator and gas stove.  They ask him to remain there while they prepare him to see their city.  While they are leaving Teenya is noticeably upset but the rest of the group are almost jubilant.

Conrad makes himself at home and makes himself a scotch highball and smokes a cigarette that he lights off the stove.  But while wandering around he finds that all the doors are locked and there are no windows.  He starts banging on a door to get out when one of the walls retracts to reveal a wall of bars facing a crowd of Martians staring into his “home.”  A sign in front of his enclosure reads, “Earth Creature in his native habitat.”  He’s in a zoo.  Teenya is in the crowd and is the only one distraught by his new status.  Conrad calls out to his dead comrade he says “Marcusson, you were right people are alike all over.”

Interesting coincidence, the actress playing Teenya, Susan Oliver also played Vina, the woman who was injured in a crash and kept in captivity by aliens in the Star Trek episode “The Menagerie.”  She was bait for Captain Pike in that episode.  Coincidence?  I wonder.

The surprise ending in this episode is pretty easy to guess and the dialog is only fair.  But I have fond memories of this as one of my earliest real science fiction stories.  I’ll give it a B+.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 24 – Long Live Walter Jameson

Walter Jameson is a history professor in an American college.  He is engaged to Susanna Kittredge, the daughter of another professor in the Chemistry department.  Professor Kittridge suspects that Jameson is older than his alleged age and after researching a Civil War photo of a man that Jameson quoted in his lectures Kittridge discovers that Jameson was the Civil War officer.  Kittridge convinces Jameson to tell his story.  Jameson was an ancient Greek and he feared death so he paid an “alchemist” to give him eternal life.  It worked but over time he realized that seeing his family age and die was a terrible thing.  And the pattern repeated itself over thousands of years.  Kittridge forbids Jameson from marrying his daughter but Susanna defies him and they plan to elope that night.

When Jameson gets home, he is confronted by an old, old woman who was one of his former wives.  She found him through the engagement announcement and is determined to stop him from destroying another woman’s life.  She sees a revolver on his desk and shoots him.  When Kittridge hears the shot, he comes across the street and finds Jameson dying and already aging at an enormously accelerated rate.  When Susanna runs across to the house all that’s left of Jameson is his clothes and dust.

The story of the deathless man is classic.  Even in the 1960s the concept ended up in a Star Trek episode.  This one’s okay.  I’ll call it a B.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 23 – A World of Difference

The episode opens up with a man named Arthur Curtis entering an office suite in the early morning and being greeted by his secretary as she arrives.  He tells her to reschedule some airline tickets for a vacation he’ll be taking with his wife on Saturday.  He goes into his private office and sits at his desk and picks up the phone to make a call but he gets no dial tone.  He’s perplexed by this and is about to do something about it when a voice calling him Gerry speaks to him from behind him.  He turns around to look and realizes that his office is only a set on a motion picture sound stage and the director is criticizing him for messing up the phone call portion of the scene.  So that’s the set up.  The protagonist thinks he’s the character in the movie, Arthur Curtis but the whole world around him says that he is just an actor Gerry Raigan playing that part in a movie.  He tries calling his home and finds out there is no such address or even street name in Los Angeles.  He meets up with Gerry Raigan’s ex-wife Nora who hates him vehemently and demands he pay her some back alimony.  We hear from a number of characters including the director, Nora and Gerry’s agent Mr. Brinkley that Gerry is an alcoholic actor whose career is falling apart.  He drives Nora’s car to where he thinks his home is but can’t find the street.  She drives to Gerry’s house where he meets his agent Brinkley (played by David White of Bewitched “fame”) and we learn that the studio is cancelling the Arthur Curtis film and is currently tearing down the set.  Arthur panics when he hears his last link to the world, he thought he belonged to, the office set is being dismantled and steals Brinkley’s car and drives crazily to the studio.  He arrives at the set as the stagehands are taking the set apart.  He sits down at the desk and starts to break down when all of a sudden someone calls his name.  He looks up and it’s Arthur Curtis’s wife Marian standing in his office.  The office is now an office and not a sounds stage.  He runs to her and embraces her and she asks him where he’s been because she couldn’t reach him at his phone.  In the background he can hear the muffled sounds of the workmen talking as they disassemble the set.  He hurries her out of the office and into the outer office where his secretary is once again his secretary and not an actress.  When his wife questions him as to why he is hurrying her out of the office he says “because I don’t want to lose you.”  He exits the office door to the street with her and behind we see the office is the set again and Brinkley arrives looking for Gerry.  But he’s gone.  The last scene has Arthur’s plane taking off on his vacation with Marian.

Although there is a good amount of running around screaming and panicking, I actually enjoyed this one.  And I was trying to figure out why.  I think it’s because of the happy ending.  From the point of view of metaphysical mechanics this isn’t that much different from “The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine” where a woman manages to escape reality into a fictional construct, namely a motion picture.  Here he seems to have entered into a movie script.  But based on his reactions you want to believe that he really is Arthur Curtis and he has become trapped in an alternate reality where his life is a fiction.  And when he finds Marian standing next to him and he miraculously ducks out of the trap he has found himself in I’m sympathizing with him and felt the relief to have escaped a reality where instead of a happy family life and good career he is saddled with a “harpy” ex-wife, a dying career and the reputation of being an alcoholic loser.  From my point of view Serling got this one just about dead right.  B+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 22 – The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street

Maple Street is Anytown USA on a late summer afternoon when an object like a meteor streaks across the sky emitting a loud roar.  The local residents talk about the event a little bit but nothing seems to come of it until it is noticed that the electric power and telephones are out.  When they also determine that battery powered radios are no longer picking up radio transmissions and automobiles won’t start, one of the men, Pete, decides to walk over to one of the other blocks to see if the problem is local or general.  Two of the other men, Steve and Charlie, decide to head downtown to speak to the police.  But an adolescent boy Tommy warns them that he read a science fiction story about outer space invaders turning off the power and other things, and in the story, people weren’t allowed to leave the area.  Several people scoff but Steve and Charlie don’t leave and pretty soon everyone seems to be getting pretty nervous.  Tommy elaborates on the story explaining that the story included aliens hidden among the real humans who were directing the attack.  When Les (another neighbor) suddenly finds his car starting up on its own, he becomes the center of suspicion.  Charlie becomes the chief inquisitor questioning people about what suspicious things they’ve seen or heard.  When Steve tries to defuse the hysteria, Charlie starts questioning his loyalty and stories about Steve’s” ham radio” hobby become another source of suspicion.

At this point the neighborhood is in a panic when they hear a lone individual walking toward them down the darkened street.  Some of the neighbors say it must be the monster.  Charlie takes a shotgun and fires on the walker who drops to the ground.  When they reach the body, they find it is Pete returning from his investigation off the block.  He’s dead.  Now everyone turns on Charlie and accuses him of instigating the whole mess.  He deflects the blame by accusing Tommy and his family of being the invaders.  Just then lights start going on and cars start up at random locations on the block and the panic turns into mob violence with stones hurled through windows and sporadic gun fire heard.

The scene shifts to a hill above the town where two human appearing aliens are discussing the effect of cutting off power and other utilities to the residents of Maple Street.  They decide that this strategy will consistently force the humans to attack each other in fear and allow the aliens to conquer Earth without firing a shot.  Serling has an epilogue where he says that prejudice is a weapon that can kill and scapegoating has consequences.

This is a fairly well-known episode.  It seems to be directly targeting the McCarthy anti-communist events.  Despite the fairly far-fetched results of the action it is a lively story with plenty of villains and even a hero (Steve).  It’s an effective bit of propaganda and based on Serling’s politics makes his point.  And even though I am on the other side of the fence I’ll give it a B+.  But honestly, that Tommy kid really should be drawn and quartered for causing the whole stupid thing.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 21 – Mirror Image

Vera Miles is Millicent Barnes a young woman waiting in a bus station.  Her bus is late but when she goes up to the dispatcher to ask when the bus would arrive he criticizes her for repeatedly bothering him about the bus.  Additionally, her suitcase keeps moving back and forth from her possession to the checked in area.  Then she catches sight of herself across the room in a mirror and has a minor breakdown.

A young man named Paul tries to calm her down and agrees to keep her company on her trip but when she looks into the bus, she sees herself sitting on the bus.  She faints and Paul carries her back to the bench.  When she comes to, she tells Paul that she thinks that she has a doppelganger that has crossed over from a parallel dimension and is trying to replace her.  He tries to convince her that there must have been some reasonable explanation for what she saw but she is convinced of her explanation.  Paul calls the police and tells them there is a woman who is having delusions.  He steers her outside and the police pick her up.

But pretty soon Paul sees a man who looks and is dressed just like him.  He chases the doppelganger and we are told that the alternate universe is out there somewhere waiting to displace us.

So this is another episode with people yelling hysterically.  For me that’s a bad sign.  It must be the cold war hysteria thing that made these things popular.  But I didn’t buy into it.  C+