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Joyce Randolph, best known as Trixie Norton, the wife of Ralph Kramden’s best friend Ed Norton of the tv show “The Honeymooners” is dead at 99.
Trixie was typically straight man to either Alice Kramden or her husband Ed wasn’t a commanding acting presence on the show but she was a familiar part of many of the set-up husband/wife battle scenes. Farewell oh, last link to the Honeymooners, a venerable part of tv history.
In these years of decay and barbarism even ShatnerKhan is only a pallid shadow of its former glory. All the zest has been drained away. How can we mock Bill Shatner when the present regime makes us look back with nostalgia at a time when tawdry power mad behavior and laughably bad acting was restricted to Khan and Kirk. Now it’s everywhere. Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Merrick Garland and most egregiously Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Here we have a man whose original role as a bad comic actor has catapulted him into his present role as bagman for Joe Biden and the rest of the kleptocrats in Washington. How can a mere ham actor and his Corinthian leather-hawking adversary compete?
Well, we’ll do our best today to celebrate the last few years of William Shatner’s already overextended time on this planet. I’m not sure what facet of his career we will concentrate on today. We’ve already hit all the high notes (such as they were) before. Possibly today we will just reflect on the lessons we’ve all learned living in the wake of this tremendously opportunistic mediocrity who proved that post-World War II America truly was the land of opportunity, flowing with milk and honey for anyone with a room temperature IQ and a pulse.
Things may be a little quiet on the site today but I will check in from time to time.
But I’ll leave you with a taste of the Shatner that we all love to mock. Here is what ShatnerKhan truly stands for.
Friday morning is one of my favorite times. I usually get to spend an hour or so in the home gym and I usually listen to the ZMan’s Friday podcast. And today was no exception. As I said I’m changing up my exercise routine so it wasn’t routine but I was still able to pay attention as the Voice of Saruman declaimed on the workings, or rather, the non-workings of the American political system.
But he changed it up a little and this time he played devil’s advocate and tried to describe what it would take to fix our political system. Or, more accurately, he explained what would happen if we tried. And I think he was relatively even-handed in his estimation of what it would take to change the Republican party into an honest representative of the American Right.
And then he ended off this discussion by talking about what happens if the Uni-party continues on, in full control of the country. He gives four alternatives.
I found the tenor of the whole discussion extremely moderate and reasonable. In fact, it occurred to me that the ZMan was risking his standing as a dweller on the fringe. Someone might accuse him of not being crazy. Hopefully, word won’t leak out.
Afterward as I mulled over his words, I continued with my repair of the lock on my sliding glass door. As I described the other day, the latch on the inside of the door broke off and the replacement handle I bought at the local hardware store didn’t fit. So, I went on line and bought a new latch. It was supposed to be a direct replacement but that was a lie. Now I’m going to buy a whole new set-up; handles, lock, latch mechanism and hardware and start from scratch. I anticipate a disaster. But at least temporarily I can lock the door at night to keep the werewolves, vampires and ghouls at bay. I think Camera Girl is starting to lose faith in my mechanical aptitude. Confidentially, so am I. I realized I had mislaid my claw hammer. I’ve had the thing for forty some odd years and I really don’t use it that often so I don’t have an excuse for losing it. I would think this is the first sign of dementia except it’s really the millionth episode starting in my early twenties. So maybe I’ll take a wait and see policy because I’m too lazy to do anything about it anyway.
Camera Girl and I started watching a tv series on FX called “The Old Man” with Jeff Bridges and John Lithgow. Bridges is a rogue CIA agent that has been hiding out for the last thirty years trying to live a normal life with his wife and daughter. Lithgow was his old handler who is now an FBI big wig who doesn’t want Bridges to be caught because it will expose his part in shady doings that went on when the Russians were at war in Afghanistan. So far (two episodes in), it’s very interesting and both of the leads are extremely interesting to watch. Hopefully it continues to impress us. We’re always short of good things on tv.
The ZMan’s podcast reinforced my recent feelings that we will be engulfed in this class struggle here in the West for a very long time and it is up to all of us and each of us on our side to strengthen the things we believe in and form as many links in the world to help our side survive the onslaught of the Left. And surprisingly, it left me feeling slightly calmer and happier than before I listened to it. Maybe it was his talk or maybe I’m reaching a better place with the status quo. Panic doesn’t seem to be productive.
Well, that’s enough for now. Have a great day.
As July draws to a close, I’ve been indulging in inconsequential trifles. Yesterday I watched the remake of “Total Recall” with Colin Farrell and Jessica Biel. The original with Arnold Schwarzenegger was a silly movie. So was this. But I think I liked the recent one better. Not that it was any more sensible or was a masterpiece of cinematic brilliance but it was entertaining.
Then tonight we watched the first episode of the spy series “The Old Man” with Jeff Bridges. And once again it wasn’t deathless theater but it was very entertaining. We’re also watching the “Justified” sequel I guess you could call it. Now, I really liked the original series a lot. I don’t know that I’ll like this as much but it’s well done and definitely in the same vein as the earlier series. So lately I’m not hating tv.
And since it stopped raining every minute, I’ve had a chance to get outside and do some macrophotography of bugs and flowers. And that’s a lot of fun. I’ve been testing out the advantages and disadvantages of using continuous autofocus with fast moving insects. The primary disadvantage is that for the Sony A7IV camera magnified view is unavailable in continuous autofocus mode. So, for instance, if you’re trying to get the eyes of a bee or butterfly perfectly focused you have to guess if the autofocus is precisely on the eye. In single-shot autofocus I can engage a 5.5X magnified view that will let me see whether the eye or whatever else I’m trying to nail is perfect. But often when these critters are crawling around, they can move out of focus almost immediately. Plus, the magnified view ends as soon as the shutter is engaged and so it’s necessary to reactivate it after every photo.
Based on what I’ve seen in the last couple of days I’m starting to think that continuous autofocus is the way to go. Especially if I use high speed multiple exposures (spray and pray mode). This ends up filling up my memory card (and hard drive!) but the chance of getting the perfect shot is much more likely than with the single shot autofocus and single exposure mode. Plus, it’s easier and as I’ve always admitted I’m an extremely lazy man.
And I’ve continued on my program of getting together with the grandsons one by one. Last Saturday I had the twelve-year-old fellow over and he wanted a Star Wars marathon. Luckily this was the “The Empire Strikes Back” and “Return of the Jedi.” I had forgotten just how bad the Ewoks were. I also forgot just how goofy the scripts were. Harrison Ford spends most of his time hammering away at some control components of the Millenium Falcon while whining about how it wasn’t his fault. But we bonded over our shared belief that Imperial Stormtroopers were all pathetic losers without any detectable skills as warriors. And finally, I rediscovered my disdain for Yoda. As far as I could determine he was always wrong and of no value as a teacher or anything else.
On the upcoming Saturday, the sixteen-year-old is coming over and I believe it will be a “Lord of the Rings” film festival. That should be fun. For dessert he’s requested original Klondike Bars, of which I wholly approve. It should be epic.
So, all of these things provide a welcome distraction from the slow-motion train wreck that is our national government. I sometimes wondered what it must have been like to live through the more terrible chapters of the Roman Empire. I think I now have a better idea. Joe Biden is Tiberius and I guess Hunter is Caligula. The FBI is the Praetorian Guard and we’re the rabble existing on bread and circuses. But even if Tiberius was as sexually depraved as Joe, at least he was an able military leader. Watching what Joe is doing to our foreign policy, or allowing others to do to our foreign policy, is frightening.
But enough doom and gloom. Though we are perched on the slopes of Vesuvius we will eat, drink and be merry. July is almost consumed but it will be relished to the dregs.
Justified was one of my favorite television series of all time. The show provided a combination of drama and comedy that worked very well. The writers were able to adapt Elmore Leonard’s stories and characters skillfully. Olyphant and the rest of the ensemble cast (with an especial shoutout for Nick Searcy as Raylan’s boss Art Mullen) were fascinating to watch.
So now the powers that be are going to do an eight episode series with Raylan Givens in his iconic cowboy hat bringing law and order to Detroit. It’s on FX late this year. Can the producers catch lightning again? Well I guess I’ll have to watch to see. Hey, do I have FX on my crappy cable package.
Hardly a day goes by that Camera Girl and I don’t quote from this scene.
Frank Reasoner: You got a family, Chief?
Art Mullen: Yep. Waiting on our third grandchild.
Frank Reasoner: You love your wife?
Art Mullen: Most of the time!
This is my favorite scene in the series "Justified. @yesnicksearcy cracks me up every time I watch it.https://t.co/lNxlbDxue9
— Zombie John Gotti 🚌 🐗 (@ZombieJohnGotti) May 23, 2023
So, what to write about tonight? Tucker? Elon? The Biden Crime Family’s Congressional investigation? Trump and his various legal problems. The Republican presidential contenders? Dementia Joe’s sinking ratings? The crime-drenched cities? The invasion at the southern border? The collapsing banks? Stagflation? The Ukraine War? Bud Light’s ongoing sales freefall?
Meh. Just not in the mood. Maybe it’s the crazy local things I’m involved in. Maybe it’s too much same old, same old.
Well for whatever reason, let’s talk about something different.
I was reading recently about a studio that has been producing family friendly movies. Mostly Christian movies but not exclusively. Let’s call them Christian friendly. They recently had a hit with a movie called the Jesus Revolution, “a feel-good movie about hippies who returned to Christ during the 1970s, starring former “Cheers” and “Frasier” star Kelsey Grammer – has grossed more than $52 million since its debut just a few weeks ago, making it the most successful film released by studio heavyweight Lionsgate since 2019.”
Many years ago, I remember watching a few of the movies produced by Christian churches and other organizations. And although it was refreshing to see entertainment that stressed religious values and themes, they were notable for very simplistic plots and amateurish acting. I guess the cast was more living the moments of the plot rather than acting them.
““The biggest critique on Christian art of the last thirty plus years, is that it’s not good, or it hasn’t been good,” said Terence Berry, COO of Wedgwood Circle, a nonprofit that connects investors and creators to develop projects that are informed by their Christian faith. “And I do think there have been huge strides made in people creating content for the faith market.””
Move forward twenty years and the producers now out there like Wedgwood and Angel Studios are producing movies that can be viewed by mainstream audiences without eye-rolling. Berry calls it “a third way.”
““Can you offer stuff that is not perceived as faith market, and that is really well done, and it’s good, true, and beautiful, and it’s speaking to larger questions and it is aligned with your faith,” he asked, “but it is done so in a way that allows other people from outside the faith to engage and like that content?””
In the article the writer mentions that these producers are producing movies and arranging theater distribution using both investor and crowd-funded capital. And the products include movies, music, books, television, and radio shows. In fact, there are even animated movies in the works.
So why is this interesting?
I think because Hollywood is melting down. Other than super hero movies Hollywood has only had a very few actual blockbuster hits in the last ten years. Tom Cruise in Top Gun is that exception that proves the rule. And it’s especially relevant because it’s one of the few movies that bucks all the stupid trends that have cost Hollywood its audience. It’s patriotic. It doesn’t pound away at woke tropes. It doesn’t replace entertainment with an agenda. It doesn’t denigrate its audience.
So, with Hollywood marching into the ocean and at the same time starving audiences for wholesome content. And with streaming and the lower price of computer-generated imaging making fantasy and other genera movies orders of magnitude cheaper than just a few years ago, this is the perfect time for small production companies to provide people with entertainment choices they sorely lack.
And I think it’s finally, finally beginning to happen. I’ve watched some short sci-fi movies on YouTube that come close to Hollywood level special effects. And because of how Hollywood is using “diversity, inclusion and equity” there are many unemployed straight, white, male actors, writers, directors and other creatives that could use work. In such an environment I think we’ll start seeing more and more breakout productions that owe their success to giving people the entertainment that Hollywood refuses to produce.
But here’s the point. All of these people trying to produce this content didn’t get into it because they always wanted to build their own movie studios. They’re doing it because the movie studios told them that the content they wanted was wrong and shouldn’t exist. So, they had to become movie makers. Same thing with book authors. The books we like are so evil that the publishers are retroactively changing the text of old classics like Roald Dahl’s children’s books. Same for music, same for art. Same for education. If we want what we think is right we’re going to have to make it ourselves. Internalize that and employ it as needed in your life and you’ll start changing things for the better.
If you don’t like the crap on display in woke world then search out something better at the fringes. And if that doesn’t exist, then do it yourself. That’s the lesson.
I intend to start looking for some of these movie projects and try them out. I’ll report back on what I find.
“The Terminal List is Amazon Prime’s action thriller tv series based on Jack Carr’s 2018 novel of the same name. It stars Chris Pratt as Navy Seal Lieutenant Commander James Reece and centers around Reece’s revenge mission to avenge the deaths of his family and comrades in arms.
I won’t put in my usual spoiler alert because I’d rather not go through the whole plot piece by piece. I’ll just give you my reaction to the series and recommendations.
So, first off, the author Jack Carr was a Navy Seal so I guess that lends some credibility to the technical details of the show. As far as the plot, it’s a highly charged story of wrongdoing by the rich and powerful that a few years ago I would have said was too outlandish to be true. But now that real life government malfeasance (FBI targeting of political opponents, COVID related tyrannical actions) is standard operating procedure who is to say what’s outlandish.
The acting for the most part is very good. There were maybe one or two scenes that didn’t seem to correspond to how I thought the characters emotional states would make them act. But since the author probably corresponds more closely than I do to the psychological profile of the characters in the story maybe it’s my ignorance of their mindsets.
One of the plot elements involves the brain trauma that Reece is suffering from. This leads him sometimes to slip back into old scenes in his life, sometimes at very inconvenient points in the plot. Occasionally during the story, I thought the memory problems were a little distracting but by the end of the series I was satisfied that the plot device was justified. It also gives us a chance to see his personal life with his murdered wife and daughter. Now this is a difficult layer to add to a story like this. I would say they pulled it off mostly well. By the end of the story the character seems to have come to closure with his loss.
As far as action, there is plenty of it. Reece and his allies do an amazing amount of damage to the people on his “terminal list.” And there is quite a bit of brutality to his campaign. Some of it is up close and personal. But I would say the violence isn’t merely gratuitous but follows the plot of avenging the terrible crimes that have been committed against Reece.
I watched the show with Camera Girl. Now she’s an action novel junkie. She’s a big fan of Reacher and Bosch so a little violence isn’t a big deal to her. There was one scene that she thought was a little too vicious but by the end of the series she was a big fan of the story. So, I would recommend this series to anyone who likes the action thriller genre. It also lacked any woke nonsense of any kind. In that sense it was very refreshing. I give this series a highly recommended rating.
This compilation of Biden’s most crack-brained verbal blunders with classic Star Trek overacting combines to provide four minutes of laughter for those who could desperately use it. The RNC should buy this and make it the basis of their 2022 and 2024 campaign advertising effort.
February 14th is Valentine’s Day and being incredibly romantic I reminded Camera Girl of this important holiday. I asked if she would make a heart out of red construction paper for me to signify her undying love. She made rude noises. Luckily I can decode that as good natured fun.
Now being of the generation of which I am, my ideas about love and Valentine’s Day are inextricably intertwined with what I learned watching the Little Rascals. Alfalfa, that star-crossed Lothario was endlessly frustrated in the pursuit of Darla, that femme fatale of the pre-adolescent set. In the Valentine’s Day episode his pursuit of Darla is foiled by the machinations of Spanky. Apparently Alfalfa was an officer of the He-Man Woman Hater’s Club (a noble fellowship if there ever was one) and because of his oath breaking over Darla Spanky punished Alfalfa by replacing the swiss cheese with soap in the Valentine’s Day sandwich that Darla had made for Alfalfa.
And that lesson has been with me for almost sixty years, trust but verify. I always check cheese in a sandwich before eating. Happy Valentine’s Day.