Recently Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida threatened to take all the illegal aliens that the feds let into Florida and bus them to Joe Biden’s home state of Delaware. This week Governor Greg Abbott of Texas took a page from the DeSantis playbook and started bussing his illegals to Washington D.C.
These are very good ideas. But I think I have a better bus stop for these lucky illegals. I think they should be shipped to that famous resort island of Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts. That’s right. Let them share the sun and surf with the likes of Barack and Michelle Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton. Also David Letterman, Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, Larry David and a host of other hyper-woke lefties. They need to share their island paradise with the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free and defecate on Larry David’s front porch.
And I don’t think I’m being spiteful. These are the people who push open borders with every tweet and election rally. They need to embrace the wonderful, smelly reality of flooding someone’s country with millions of desperate poor people. In fact, they need to take the lead. They must become the vanguard of overwhelmed American locales. Watching Martha’s Vineyard becoming a northern latitude Haiti is right on so many levels.
I’m sure Massachusetts can legislate the construction of five or ten thousand Section Eight Housing units. This would strike the correct balance between opulence and squalor. There should probably be some kind of Critical Race Theory indoctrination center. That way the children of the very rich and famous can discover how they are responsible for the poverty of their lice-infested neighbors. And there can be mandatory struggle sessions. Here these privileged youngsters can trade their money and possessions for some kind of atheist version of medieval indulgences.
I’d especially hope that the Obamas would open their hearts and their property to these prospective Americans. And share their food, spare rooms and bathroom facilities during the summer season. While they’re at it the wealthy denizens of the island can learn about the delightful and colorful sexual practices of these vibrant visitors. Probably during the frequent home invasions that will be the talk of the summer season at this premiere vacation paradise.
You probably think I’m kidding. I’m certainly not. Disturbing the fabulously wealthy Left should be a focus of how politicians on the Right spend their time. We could lavish a few tens of thousands of illegals each on Boston Massachusetts, Chappaqua and Sagaponack in New York, Beverly Hills, Montecito, Santa Monica and Los Altos in California and several other zip codes infested with the rich and woke. I think if we were diligent enough it might start to sink into their heads that we’re onto their game of turning America into a banana republic while they live fat, dumb and happy in their segregated enclaves.
Think of the great publicity pictures that could be had by Project Veritas of poor destitute third world families being rounded up and removed from the Obama or Clinton oceanfront properties. Poor little children evicted by Hillary or the Light Worker. Very sad. So, wake up red state governors. Embrace creative destruction or political jiu jitsu or whatever you want to call it. Make the Left own their positions and watch them sweat. It’s going to be a long hot summer.