Today was the first weekly zoom call I had with my work buddies since the election. It goes without saying that high spirits and hilarity were the order of the day. We compared the high we were getting from watching the compilation videos of despairing Kamala voters to the 2016 Hillary scream fests. I think we agreed that the 2016 psychos were probably funnier but since we are more grateful in 2024 it was basically a wash.
We talked about some of the Trump cabinet picks and agreed that the panic and despair we had heard about inside the Deep State was a very good sign. There was much schadenfreude expressed.
We compared notes on how things were going in our lives outside of politics and everyone seems excited about Thanksgiving this year. Then we traded stories on “the Company” and how awful and woke it had become and how the stock price had dipped. But even that hadn’t dampened our enthusiasm for the future.
I regaled them with stories about the elections here in Dunwich and they told me about the follies in their communities. All very familiar. One of the guys is an Indian American who used to be a Democrat. So, we gave him a bunch of grief about how his relatives will now consider him a traitor for voting for Trump. He told us the rationale that he uses to justify himself to his parents and other relatives and we hooted at how lame it all sounded. We told him that as our official token POC and Indian American he must take all the blame for Trump winning and he must apologize to Kamala face to face. He proceeded to say some very rude things in his best subcontinent English and that was that.
I had hoped this week would be a calm after the storm. But commitments piled up and my first real breather doesn’t come until Thursday afternoon (I hope). But from that point it should be clear sailing. The last two years have been a kind of great experiment getting involved in elections and politics. I’ve learned how it all works and now I know what is likely and what is unlikely with respect to election fraud. What seems clearest is that mailing out absentee ballots and allowing “voters” to access ballot drop boxes is the weak link in election integrity.
There are well-documented cases of individuals stuffing drop boxes with dozens and even hundreds of ballots. This is completely illegal and also extremely hard to prevent. Other irregularities weren’t part of my experience. I suppose if the ballot tabulators in some jurisdictions do not use paper ballots and are connected directly to the internet that any kind of skullduggery is possible. I have to assume that any reasonably intelligent person would know that. What happens going forward will depend completely on the state government in power. Places like California and New England will allow whatever irregularities they deem helpful to the Democrats. Hopefully, the red states will protect themselves from voter fraud and election fraud. But many of the cities are run by Democrats and the state government will have to provide oversight to protect against it. So, my great experiment has been somewhat successful. Now how do I separate myself from this quite onerous responsibility? Well, we’ll see. The First Selectman doesn’t like to be disappointed. To be continued.