Friday is International Women’s Day.
My company has asked us all to:
1) Be Inclusive.
2) Wear Purple. (Apparently the color of IWD. It is said to signify justice, dignity and honor.)
3) Write appreciation cards to our female coworkers.
4) Post “Heart hands pictures”
Now, I am all for recognizing people who do good work, but why limit it to women?
In fact, point three seems to be in direct conflict with point one above.
As for point 4, I am not a teenaged girl.
Update
(Editorial Comment)
Chemist, thank you bringing this important cultural occasion to our attention. But some of these suggestions are problematic. Purple is a problem for me. Since I’m never sure if something is purple or blue I just call it “other blue.” So maybe they can allow me to wear blue? Of course sometimes something that looks red to me turns out to be purple which is why I sometimes call it “other red” Would it be alright if I could also wear red?
I don’t think I should write appreciation cards to women. I don’t think Camera Girl would like that very much. Also I’m afraid if I got too specific about what I appreciate about them it could be taken the wrong way. In fact I’m pretty sure there wouldn’t be a right way to take it.
As far as being inclusive can I include men in the International Women’s Day? I’d like to appreciate Charlton Heston and Dwight D Eisenhower. I don’t think either of them get enough appreciation for their understated efforts. Heston’s work in Planet of the Apes and Soylent Green is somewhat underrated. And Eisenhower did get things going on the whole interstate highway thing which I really appreciate when I cross state lines. So can I include these two men?
Ah, heart hands! You really shouldn’t miss out on that. That really looks like fun.
So let’s all try to embrace International Women’s Day. Although be careful embracing women. I know Camera Girl frowns on me embracing many women either international or domestic. She’s made this very clear.