The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 29 – Nightmare as a Child

Helen Foley is a grade school teacher who returns home from school anxious and confused.  She saw a man in a car who brought up troubling memories from her past.  When she gets to her apartment door there is a little girl sitting on the staircase with a very solemn expression on her face and apparently wants to talk to Helen.  She invites the girl in and learns the girl’s name is Markie.  Markie seems to know a great deal about Helen and she reminds Helen of things in her past that had been forgotten after some tragedy in the past.

Later that day a man named Peter Seldon arrives and Markie beats a hasty retreat before he enters the apartment.   Seldon questions Helen about her past.  She seems to remember him and he fills in her memory by telling her that he had worked for her mother long ago.  When Helen seems to hear Markie singing outside and Seldon doesn’t she describes Markie to him.  He informs her that when she was a little girl she was called Markie.  He shows her a picture of herself as a little girl that he has kept all these years.  The picture looks exactly like the girl Markie that Helen had met that day.

When Seldon leaves, Markie returns and reveals that she is indeed Helen as a girl.  She now forces Helen to remember that Seldon was the man who murdered her mother all those years ago.  Just then Seldon returns and attempts to kill Helen but she resists and he accidentally falls down the stairs to his death.  And Helen lives happily ever after.

Well, not too bad, but definitely not top notch.  C+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 28 – A Nice Place to Visit

Rocky Valentine is a career criminal who as we view him initially is burglarizing a pawn shop.  The cops arrive and Rocky runs down an alley and jumps onto a wall to escape.  The police order him to halt.  He fires a few shots at them and they hit him with several bullets at which point he falls off the wall.  Next we see him lying unconscious on the ground when a portly bearded man named Pip (played by Sebastian Cabot) approaches him and calls to him to wake up.  Rocky gets to his feet and immediately attempts to rob Pip who casually hands him seven hundred dollars and asks him if he’d like more.  When Rocky wants to know who Pip is, he replies that he is Rocky’s guide.  Pip brings Rocky to a spacious apartment decorated in the taste that we imagine Rocky would appreciate.  Large paintings of voluptuously shaped women and gold colored trappings adorn the deluxe suite.  Pip provides him with expensive new clothing, gourmet food and even an attractive interested woman for company.  When Rocky becomes suspicious of this set-up Pip reveals that Rocky died when the police shot him and this was the after-life.   Later on, he brings Rocky to a gambling club where he is surrounded by appreciative attractive women and games of chance where he never loses.  Afterwards he drives home in a luxury convertible with his bevy of girls.

A month later we see him at the club still winning every spin of the roulette wheel and every pull of the slot machine handle.  He’s even bored of the women.  He calls up Pip and begs him to relieve the boredom.  Pip, ever agreeable, asks if he’d like to lose occasionally.  But Rocky says it wouldn’t help.  He asks if he could get back to thievery and Pip recommends a bank around the corner.  But when Rocky asks if it is possible that he’ll get caught Pip’s smile reveals the futility of his idea.  Desperate to understand his predicament he asks why he is so miserable in heaven.  Pip laughs and says, “You think you’re in heaven?”  And the show concludes with Pip laughing on and on and Rocky in despair.

I guess the regulars here know I have a soft spot for comedy.  This is a very silly episode and I like it a lot.  A jolly devil and a despicable thug from Brooklyn.  How can we go wrong?  B+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 27 – The Big Tall Wish

This is the story of a Bolie Jackson a broken-down boxer who lives in an apartment building where a little kid named Henry befriends him and tells Bolie that he will make a “big tall wish” that Bolie wins his fight that night.  Henry’s mother tells Bolie that the last time Henry made a big tall wish it came true.

Bolie hurts his hand before the fight and he is being pummeled in the ring.  Henry sees this on tv and wishes for Bolie to win.  We see Bolie hit the canvas and is ten counted out but when the referee holds up the winner’s hand it’s Bolie standing and his opponent on the canvas.  Bolie is confused because he remembers himself being knocked down but somehow, he won.  Everyone saw him win and no one saw him knocked down and now even his hand isn’t injured anymore.

When he gets home, Henry tries to tell Bolie that he won through the big tall wish.  But Bolie explodes in exasperation telling Henry that there is no such thing as magic.  But Henry begs Bolie to believe in magic.  Suddenly the scene returns to the boxing ring and this time Bolie ends up knocked out.  The ending voice over by Serling says something about magic, something, something.

This was certainly a swing and a miss.  The acting wasn’t bad but the story was too thin and the whole thing was a sort of jumbled mish mash.  I’ll just say D+.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 26 – Execution

Serling mixed a western story with time travel.  The episode opens with a hanging in the Old West (circa 1880 Montana).  Joe Caswell is being hanged for shooting a man in the back.  The sheriff slaps the horse on the rump and Joe is dangling from the rope.  We see the shadow on the ground of a man in a noose and suddenly the man is gone and only the noose is left.  The hanging party is dumbfounded.

The next scene we see Joe in a modern building.  A man dressed in 1960 attire is explaining to Joe that he was transported from 1880 Montana to 1960 New York City by him, “Professor Manion,” in his time machine.  Joe is suffering from his hanging and the professor lets him rest.  While Joe is sleeping Manion dictates his notes and states that he now realizes that Joe was being hanged when he transported him.  When Joe returns, Manion tells him that he realizes Joe was being hanged and that he must return him to his punishment.  They get into an altercation and Joe kills the Professor with a desk lamp.

Joe runs out into the night of midtown Manhattan and is panicked by cars, theater lights, a television at a bar and a jukebox.  He runs back to the professor’s office and is in time to confront a burglar who is looking for cash.  They get into a fight and the burglar strangles Joe with a window curtain cord.  The burglar fumbles around the laboratory and manages to be transported back in time and ends up at the end of the hanging noose.  The hanging party don’t know whether the devil is responsible but they are frightened that an innocent man may have been killed.

Point of interest, the professor was played by Russell Johnson who was the “Professor” on Gilligan’s Island.

It was kind of fun let’s go with a B-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 25 – People Are Alike All Over

This is another one of those iconic Twilight Zone episodes.  Roddy McDowall was a pretty well-known child actor in the 1940s and was fairly recognizable to the tv audience.  Later on, between his part as Cornelius the Chimp in Planet of the Apes and some other motion pictures (he was Augustus Caesar in the big budget Liz Taylor/Richard Burton disaster Cleopatra) he become a popular star of tv and Broadway.

Here he plays Sam Conrad who along with Warren Marcusson are to be the first two men to land on Mars.  Conrad is very nervous.  He’s a scientist, not a pilot, and he frets about the danger and what they will find on Mars.  Marcusson tries to allay his fears by telling him his belief that “people are alike all over.”  Conrad’s fears are well justified.  The ship crash lands and Marcusson is critically injured.  Conrad can hear something on the outside of the ship banging on the door.  He tells Marcusson that he is afraid to open the door but Marcusson begs him to open the door.  When he does so he finds people that are indistinguishable from humans.  They go to help Marcusson but find that he has died.  They tell Conrad that they will bury Marcusson and then they will provide him with shelter.  He meets a Martian woman named Teenya who shows compassion for him.

They leave Conrad at the ship over night and the next day they return to tell him that they have prepared a home for him that they hope he’ll like.  They bring him to a duplicate of an American 1960s home, complete with television, wet bar, refrigerator and gas stove.  They ask him to remain there while they prepare him to see their city.  While they are leaving Teenya is noticeably upset but the rest of the group are almost jubilant.

Conrad makes himself at home and makes himself a scotch highball and smokes a cigarette that he lights off the stove.  But while wandering around he finds that all the doors are locked and there are no windows.  He starts banging on a door to get out when one of the walls retracts to reveal a wall of bars facing a crowd of Martians staring into his “home.”  A sign in front of his enclosure reads, “Earth Creature in his native habitat.”  He’s in a zoo.  Teenya is in the crowd and is the only one distraught by his new status.  Conrad calls out to his dead comrade he says “Marcusson, you were right people are alike all over.”

Interesting coincidence, the actress playing Teenya, Susan Oliver also played Vina, the woman who was injured in a crash and kept in captivity by aliens in the Star Trek episode “The Menagerie.”  She was bait for Captain Pike in that episode.  Coincidence?  I wonder.

The surprise ending in this episode is pretty easy to guess and the dialog is only fair.  But I have fond memories of this as one of my earliest real science fiction stories.  I’ll give it a B+.

Vox Day Has a Comment on the SOTU

Now Vox is a big Trump supporter but in his opinion the civic nationalism from someone like Trump won’t be enough to save the United States.  But he acknowledges the effectiveness of what Trump did last night to consolidate the Republican base and kick the stool out from under the NeverTrumpers.  I get bored by rhetoric so I shut it off after about fifteen minutes.  But I acknowledge the necessity of talking to the whole country.  I just hope he takes concrete action soon to get his agenda going in the face of total opposition from the the Dems.

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The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 24 – Long Live Walter Jameson

Walter Jameson is a history professor in an American college.  He is engaged to Susanna Kittredge, the daughter of another professor in the Chemistry department.  Professor Kittridge suspects that Jameson is older than his alleged age and after researching a Civil War photo of a man that Jameson quoted in his lectures Kittridge discovers that Jameson was the Civil War officer.  Kittridge convinces Jameson to tell his story.  Jameson was an ancient Greek and he feared death so he paid an “alchemist” to give him eternal life.  It worked but over time he realized that seeing his family age and die was a terrible thing.  And the pattern repeated itself over thousands of years.  Kittridge forbids Jameson from marrying his daughter but Susanna defies him and they plan to elope that night.

When Jameson gets home, he is confronted by an old, old woman who was one of his former wives.  She found him through the engagement announcement and is determined to stop him from destroying another woman’s life.  She sees a revolver on his desk and shoots him.  When Kittridge hears the shot, he comes across the street and finds Jameson dying and already aging at an enormously accelerated rate.  When Susanna runs across to the house all that’s left of Jameson is his clothes and dust.

The story of the deathless man is classic.  Even in the 1960s the concept ended up in a Star Trek episode.  This one’s okay.  I’ll call it a B.