“You may fire when you are ready, Gridley.”
Admiral George Dewey at the Battle of Manila Bay
(hat tip to Bugs Bunny for his impression)
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“You may fire when you are ready, Gridley.”
Admiral George Dewey at the Battle of Manila Bay
(hat tip to Bugs Bunny for his impression)
Today is a disrupted day due to errands and visits. But also I have to watch the Nick Cage movie of the H.P. Lovecraft story “The Color Out of Space.” Tyler Cook of the Portly Politico and I have agreed to each watch this stinkeroo and then review it to the best of our abilities. He has watched it and assures me it’s awful. So today I will bite the bullet and watch it before Camera Girl gets back from weekly shopping. I am dreading the experience already. The things I do for my art.
Warning Statement – The current exercise of control over explosives manufacture precludes today’s Americans from practicing the kind of backyard munitions and explosives production described below. The FBI will lock you up if you attempt the stuff that used to be done by backyard Edisons all over the formerly Land of the Free. photog
Me and my brother had our own space. Right next to dad’s shed where his machine tools lived, we had our own shed. In there we made our own gunpowder, other explosives (it was the 60s) fireworks, rocket motors, and made the stocks for our handmade, muzzle loading, cap-and-ball rifles and shotguns. We used dad’s tools to cut down, bore, and rifle the barrels and make the locks. Everything else was made in our shop. The powder, the balls, then the mini balls. All we had to buy commercial was the caps themselves. We found out that fulminate of mercury was ticklish and fussy so we bought our caps. We took a lot of deer and other game with the rifles and the shotguns we made, too. Today, we’d likely be in federal prison for making those things as juveniles. We did our chemistry experiments in there, too. To keep thieves out we rigged up an explosive and flash device. Open the door without reaching in to find the disarming wire and you got the sound of a 12 gauge shotgun shell with a large flash from flash powder. Sort of like police flahs0-bangs. About once a summer someone would try to sneak in an set it off. They ran like red-arsed baboons with lions after them. Since practically everyone knew we had gunpowder in there they may have thought they had set some off and worse was to come.
We loved “playing” with thermite. We used it to weld old railroad rail pieces and steel bar stock together to make things. We found that if you added small amounts (powdered/filings) of magnesium or aluminum to the mix you could do even more. When a piece broke on papaw’s farm implements, me and my brother would weld it back together with thermite.
People complain about the internet teaching people to make bad things. When I was sixteen, papaw (my grandfather) had some stumps that a pipeline company had left on his farm when they put the pipeline through. They needed to come out. As they were quite large, we could not shift them with the regular tractors (middle 1960s) and renting, having delivered and picked up heavy equipment was cost prohibitive. I blew a few stumps with dynamite, but they wouldn’t sell papaw any more when the rumor got out, I was doing the blasting. So, I went to the county Carnegie library and did a little research. I had not yet taken high school chemistry, you understand. Our black powder might have done it but it would take me and my brother a long time to make that much. We needed an explosive that was easy to make and cheap, and would raise no suspicions.
I settled on fuel/fertilizer. There were no charts of equivalent explosive power between fuel/fertilizer and TNT so I guessed. We used the tractor’s auger to bore under the edge of a big stump, put in 3 sacks of fertilizer and 5 gallons of diesel and let it soak for a while. I had inserted one of the blasting caps we had left over and we backed off a couple hundred yards and used the tractor battery to light it off. We had tamped the borehole with the dirt we’d dug out.
The explosion was tremendous. The stump shot about 100 feet into the air and seemed to dissolve into toothpicks-sized shreds.
Papaw said; “I think we used a bit too much.” I replied; “Oh, ya think?!”
The crater it left was impressive, but papaw said he’d wanted a small pond about there, anyway, for the hogs to wallow.
Eventually I got to where I could lift a stump out of the ground and set it five feet away with no damage to the stump or the ground. All from readily available books in a public library in the middle 60s. Eventually we had to use fuses as we ran out of blasting caps. A neighbor asked to borrow me to get rid of a few stumps of their own. It went well until one day when I was not there, the sheriff came and said he’d hate to make a fuss about a teenager without a license doing blasting. That ended my teenage career of explosive demolitions. I still did minor blasting at papaw’s farm but not enough to raise concerns.
Today, me, my parents and my grandparents would all be wearing orange prison jumpers. The 50s and 60s and early 70s were a lot more fun than today.
The great appear great because we are on our knees: Let us rise.
Camille Desmoulins
With the murder rate at a 23 year high and most precincts undermanned the rush for the exits in the Seattle PD is “surprising.” The future of policing in these cities will be fun to watch (if you don’t happen to live there).
The police basically wait for the bullets to stop flying and then call in the ambulance or the morgue wagon and put together the paperwork.
The rich have already flown from these cities to their new perches in more stable communities. But they’ll continue to insist that they’re proud residents of Seattle, Portland, Chicago or New York. I don’t think the cities come back from this one. There isn’t the will. I think we’ve achieved Brazil status. It will be official when the police are replaced by death squads that clear the streets of the rich enclaves of the homeless and criminal elements under the cover of night.
As I sit here drinking a Coke that I bought at Walmart while typing on the laptop that I bought on Amazon using the data highway that I pay Spectrum to use I often wonder why corporate America craps all over me. And then I remember, Oh yeah, it’s because I’m a chump that just gives them my money and doesn’t do anything to force them to care what I think. And that makes me one of at least a hundred million non-Leftists that gets kicked in the teeth hourly by the stooges that toady for our godlike elites. You might be wondering, “What’s his point?” Well, follow me a little bit further along.
Let’s start with the heavy hitters. Amazon hates you. Not just a little, a lot. They’ve even started refusing books based on their politics. And Amazon will sell almost anything else. And Amazon is at this point, half the retail economy of the planet. But, but, but. What can I do about that? Well, here’s a thought. Look at the sellers on Amazon. Find out something about them. If you find a company that supplies a lot of things you like but doesn’t celebrate their hatred of everything you stand for then start buying directly from them. Cut out the leftist middle-man. I buy all my camera gear from B&H Photo. The store was founded by a couple of Jewish guys in Manhattan. They’re closed on Saturday. Are they Leftists? Maybe yes maybe no. Do they announce their possible leftism anywhere on their website or celebrate all the craziness that’s all around them in New York City? Not that I can find. So, they get all my business. And over the course of 15-20 years that’s actually into middle five figures. Could I have saved a few bucks on Amazon? Probably, but they hate me so why should I add to their power?
And the same goes for whatever else I like. Used books is a no brainer. There are tons of used book sellers. Why go through Amazon? To save on the shipping? Meh. To get it overnight? Meh.
How about Hardware? I could go to Walmart and get whatever I want there. But I go to the local hardware store. Why? Well, the guy who owns the store is theoretically my neighbor. He pays his taxes in my town and sends his kids to the local school and I rub elbows with him at my grandson’s baseball and basketball games. Am I losing some money? Definitely. But he can also give advice on a tool or on an alternate way of doing something. Is he a leftist? As it turns out he’s not. He has a Trump sticker on his car as does my auto mechanic.
And don’t buy anything from Coke or Pepsi. They both suck. I have inside information on that. They are among the worst.
Look at your neighborhood businesses. If they aren’t big corporations and they don’t have any rainbow coalition or BLM signs, banners or stickers in sight take that as at least a sign of respect for our half of the population. Get your coffee from a small shop or if that’s impossible at least don’t go to Starbuck’s.
Don’t pay to watch Disney, or any of its subsidiaries like ESPN. Buy some of the classic Disney movies on DVD (used) and call it a day. Don’t watch the NBA, NFL and at this point the MLB. Find a minor league park and bring your kids to that. If they take a knee during the anthem walk out and never come back after telling the management why.
Find authors and websites that reflect your values and patronize them. Very, very carefully rate politicians and if you find one who is honest and actually conservative, spread the word. If you have the cash you could contribute to his campaign.
But most importantly, educate yourself on who is on your side and who is not. And do something about it. Make a point of withholding your money from the Left and patronizing the Right. And socialize with people who believe what you do. And shun the Left. It actually has an effect. It may seem cruel but it’s not wrong it’s necessary.
It’s just becoming too painful to even read these things. It’s just embarrassing admitting this is still the United States. But you know what? This is what went on in the cities during the late nineteenth/early twentieth century. The only thing that has any effect is to organize and elect people who advocate for our issues. Money and power are the only thing politicians understand. We need to buy our own judges and buy our own legislators. They have to be bought and paid for the same way these clowns do it. Eventually we’ll need our own bureaucrats and our own army too.
Money and power are all they understand.
Women always have some mental reservation.
Philippe Néricault Destouches