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So yesterday Ithaqua, the Great Old One known as the “Wind-Walker” knocked out my electric power and internet connection. What a vindictive jerk. Well, the generator kicked in but it caught me flat-footed. I hadn’t loaded my post for yesterday or the night before’s, “Photo of the Day.” So, apologies.
I went through the whole dance. I charged up an old flip phone I keep for just such situations and tried calling up my truly useless power utility and my truly useless cable company. And spent about fifteen minutes with each trying to escape from their AI and get information from an actual human being. Completely in vain. The power company told me it was after their business hours so no actual humans at all. The cable company had humans but they are actually worse than the AI. They know nothing, they care about nothing and they sound so bored all I could think of was the, “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” monkeys. I noticed that both outfits promised to call me when they knew something about restoration of service.
Power returned almost 24 hours later around 3pm today. And ten minutes after restoration the flip phone rang and both companies called to say that service would soon be restored. Words failed me.
Being cut off from television, the internet and any news of the outside world was at first annoying. But by late this morning I think I was starting to enjoy it. I watched a movie on DVD (Mel Gibson’s Hamlet) and some music on an MP3 player (Traveling Wilburys) and felt relief that I wasn’t entranced on YouTube or X. But all too soon Camera Girl saw a convoy of utility trucks heading down our road. So, she dared me to get up and follow them. I drove about a mile up the road and there was a truly colossal white pine being sawn into manageable pieces and stacked by the side of the road. An hour later the generator cut out and the phone started ringing and civilization had me by the throat again. Oh Ithaqua, we hardly knew ye.
So now I have to find out what I missed. As far as I can tell, nothing. Democrats prancing around trying not to look irrelevant, ridiculous and despicable, but failing. Trump and his merry band running around breaking stuff and calling out world leaders as losers. Cable news companies firing their half-witted staff by the bucketful. Check, check, check. So basically, nothing happened while I was hurled back into the nineteenth century (well, kinda).
But there was some progress. We got some warmer (if windier) weather and the majority of the ice melted off the bottom driveway. So, I went out there with various shovels and hammer-sliced it off the blacktop and piled it on the grass. And I went to see what condition the west field was in. It’s the wettest area of the fields and in spring it can be 6-8 inches of mud that makes it a bad idea to walk on it. But it’s drying nicely and maybe tomorrow I might go back there and cut down the older raspberry canes and put down fertilizer for their spring growth. And I took out a pair of binoculars and looked at the trees and sure enough the buds are ready to bust open anytime now. So, ignoring the world for a day was a great thing as far I can tell. But I’m back and ready to chronicle whatever tomfoolery the usual suspects get up to. But it’s good to see the world is finally shrugging off winter and Dunwich is ready for spring, renewal, new life and all that crap.
