It never occurred to me that maybe the anti-McCarthy coup might actually have a chance to succeed but what if they did dig their heels in for a few weeks? Maybe the rest of the House Republicans might start wondering if maybe there were a few more candidates that almost everyone could easily agree on.
It’s so pleasant to dream about what might happen if our elected “leaders” somehow developed backbone and started acting like leaders. Of course, in reality most of them are either completely useless or worse. They vary from hacks and grifters to actual sociopaths. But maybe there are a few that want to do the right thing. And if they show some resolve and take advantage of a rare situation where the actions of a few can impact a whole institution like the present situation in the House, then maybe something unexpected and positive might result.
Just for the sake of argument, suppose after a couple of weeks of yelling at each other behind closed doors, it occurs to some of the more moderate representatives that a more productive way of solving this problem would be asking each member to provide a list of names that they absolutely would refuse to vote for. Taking everybody’s lists, they could then add up the negatives and disqualify anyone who had more than four no-votes against it. Whoever is left would constitute a pool of names that had the potential to be approved. Then after a couple of test ballots using that pool of names as the source, they could pretty quickly come up with the four or five names with the largest support and begin to do some horse trading to see who could become the Speaker.
Obviously, my idea would require that most of the Republican House members were reasonable human beings. And we already know that’s not true. I suspect at least half of them are nitwits. But I’m sure that the more intelligent members of the group could persuade their more cognitively challenged brothers and sisters to follow some simple instructions. Surely there are three or four Republican representatives who are both competent and haven’t sold their souls to Mephistopheles yet. Jim Jordan is one name that has come up often. Maybe there are some others.
The point is the MAGA wing of the party has found a silver lining to the 2022 mid-term meltdown. Their 20-member coalition can wreck the Uniparty’s party. Short of the GOP establishment letting a Democrat become Speaker, their backs are to the wall. And if they did elect a Dem then the whole charade would be exposed and the Uniparty would be truly unmasked for all to see. And from my point of view that would be almost as good as Jordan getting the Speaker’s gavel.
Now, this is all nonsense. None of this will happen. McCarthy will whine and hector the dissidents and they will be threatened by the donors who paid for their campaigns and eventually they’ll vote for good old Kevin. But for just a day or two they did give me something to cheer about. Listening to all of those politicians screeching apoplectically about irresponsibility and the storied history of the “People’s House” gave me a good laugh.
And who knows? Miracles do happen. Very rarely. But not never.