Dementia Joe wants to take Vladimir Putin behind the barn and give him the Corn Pop treatment. That’s rich. I can see Republicans trying to get some mileage scaring old ladies and nancy boys by breathlessly claiming that the Biden administration is risking nuclear oblivion by poking the thermonuclear Russian bear. But I hope no one else thinks Joe Biden is planning on doing anything beyond zooming with his Euro-weenie play pals and saying mean things about Putin. I mean, “c’mon man,” what in hell could they do? Germany and half of Europe depends on Russian natural gas just to survive through each winter. Now that the moronic Greens have shut down all the nuclear power plants outside of France, they all live huddled around their miserable space heaters hoping that the local gas turbine electric plant near them won’t lower the voltage on their hovels to the point where they freeze to death. I’ve been hoping that Greta Thunberg will ultimately succumb as a hypothermia victim during a brown out in Norway.
Anyway, after the State Department and their European counterparts have a chance to drink a barrel of wine and eat a bunch of caviar and goose liver they’ll send their recommendations to NATO which will say, “We condemn any interference in the internal affairs of the sovereign state of Ukraine and we demand that LGBTQ people be respected, carbon neutral natural gas continue to be pumped into Germany and Hunter Biden receive 10% of all the spoils divvied up in the aftermath of this tragic but ultimately acceptable bite out of Ukraine autonomy.”
Then Joe will announce this tough but measured response to Russian aggression in a painfully garbled televised speech which will immediately decrease his stature to about where Saddam Hussein was after they dragged him out of his rat hole. Although I remember Saddam cut a dashing figure in his tighty whiteys in that shot they had of him in the prison. I doubt Joe would look as sanitary.
All kidding aside. No one is prying Ukraine from the Russians today. Maybe before Putin came to power while they were being slapped around by the Chechens. Not now. We’ve just spent twenty years degrading our fighting force in demoralizing wars in the Middle East and we’ve filled our ranks with way too many women and sexual deviants and our generals are politically correct bureaucrats who couldn’t even plan an exit from an occupied country. Our Commander in Chief is a dementia patient and our civilian population is at the point of a cold civil war.
I think the real question we should be asking is what will the EU do when Poland, and the rest of the Eastern European countries desert them and form an alliance with Russia? Culturally and morally the Russians seem to be much closer to the hearts and minds of the Magyars, the Poles and the other Eastern Europeans. These are religious people who are repelled by the decadence and nihilism of western countries like Germany and Belgium. At least the Russians don’t have an ideological reason for forcing third world refugees into these countries the way the EU does. And the Poles and the Magyars are both disgusted with the EU’s bullying attempts to force them to embrace homosexuality in their culture and especially in the schools. It would make perfect sense for these countries to equalize their ties with both the East and the West.
And this same situation goes for China. We’re going to fight a war over Taiwan? I could see us giving them missiles and aircraft. But I think the days of us patrolling the South China Sea are over. What we should do is tell the Koreans and the Japanese to build a few nukes of their own, join the big boys’ club and deal with China as equals. Our days as the world’s policeman are over. We exhausted ourselves during the War on Terror (Thanks for nothing W!) and now we need to worry about our own problems.
So, anyone who is worried about Ukrainian Armageddon, relax. Jo-Jo the dog faced boy may say a bunch of stupid stuff but his keepers won’t let him play with the nuclear football. Russia is reassembling its western components, Belarus and Ukraine. The Eastern satellites are also being reined in as we saw with Kazakhstan. Honestly, I think I’d prefer Russia to China taking hold of those places in Asia. Russia at least has a European heritage that I find recognizable. And who knows? The way things are going Siberia might be a place to live in the future to escape from American cultural dysfunction and lack of freedom. Think about that.
